Dave Voisine > Dave's Quotes

“You’ve come to the wrong shop for mercy.”
― Victor Gischler, Ink Mage

“One’s name should always arrive slightly ahead of one’s person,”
― Victor Gischler, Ink Mage

“Okay, now get out of the way. I’ve got gypsies with me.”
― Victor Gischler, Ink Mage

“Most people would rather hear a reasonable lie than the fantastical truth.”
― Steve McHugh, Crimes Against Magic

“I could have asked why, but I figured I’d find out quicker if I just did as I was told. Life is like that sometimes.”
― Kelly McCullough, Broken Blade

“Being one of the world’s best at anything is a funny sort of situation. It’s a bit like walking along a fence top between two very deep pits. On the one side is overconfidence, on the other self-doubt. A misstep in either direction can set you up for a fall into ruin. And lying to yourself is one of the easiest missteps to make.”
― Kelly McCullough, Broken Blade

“It is acceptable to feel fear, it is folly to hold on to it.”
― Kelly McCullough, Broken Blade

“Chaos is only chaos to the people who aren’t expecting it.”
― Jeremy Robinson, Island 731

“There was just something very crystalizing about bullets whining over your head; it tended to put questions of morality in perspective.”
― Evan C. Currie, The Heart of Matter

“the clouds drop trou and shit an endless stream of white.”
― Jeremy Bishop, The Sentinel

“I bet it’s a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.”
― Kevin Hearne, Shattered

“If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.”
― Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead

“You can look after this knight’s soul, Father. The sins of the flesh though—they’re all mine.”
― Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns

“Nothing like a night of whoring to turn a man soft.”
― Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns

“I was so scared I thought my asshole was going to swallow me whole.”
― Mark Tufo, From the Ashes

“Holy shit, do you guys dare each other every night to see who can do the stupidest shit the next morning?”
― Mark Tufo, Into the Fire

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
― Bill Watterson

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
― Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
― Bill Watterson

“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
― Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
― Bill Watterson

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

“I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
― Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”
― Bill Watterson

“I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.”
― Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes