Humore Quotes

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Bill Watterson
“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

Matt Groening
“English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”
Matt Groening

Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“So, Beav, tell me about yourself."
"I'm Blue."
"Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either."
"My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.”
Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Natural Born Charmer

Ronald Reagan
“Never let the things you can't do, stop you from doing what you can.”
Ronald Reagan

Heather Brewer
“When will it begin, anyway?"
Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand.
"Probably sooner than you're ready for."
"When's that?"
"Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left.”
Heather Brewer, First Kill

“One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard.”
J. Robert Moskin

Elizabeth Gilbert
“What I said to God through my gasping sobs was something like this: 'Hello, God. How are you? I'm Liz. It's nice to meet you.' That's right- I was speaking tot he creator of the universe as though we'd just been introduced at a cocktail party. But we work with what we know in this life, and these are the words I always use at the beginning of a relationship. In fact, it was all I could do to stop myself from saying, "I've always been a big fan of your work..”
Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love
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Joshilyn Jackson
“I'd let him put his hand under my shirt, over the bra, where he kneaded with delighted disbelief at my booby. It had been super exciting, not really because it felt that great to have my booby treated like a yeast roll, but because we had both been so thrilled that I had let him touch it.”
Joshilyn Jackson, Someone Else's Love Story

“Poors are Gift of Rich And Politics”
Santosh More