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  • #1
    Seanan McGuire
    “The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #2
    Seanan McGuire
    “There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring. —Evelyn Price”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #3
    Seanan McGuire
    “A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough. —Francis Brown”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #4
    Seanan McGuire
    “Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon
    tags: humor

  • #5
    Seanan McGuire
    “Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #6
    Seanan McGuire
    “The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #7
    Seanan McGuire
    “Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #8
    Seanan McGuire
    “Telepaths have ethics?" Dominic's eyes narrowed, tone and posture united to convey disbelief.
    "My mother and I do," said Sarah, letting her head settle against the back of the chair. "We mostly got them from Babylon 5, but they still work.”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM?
    "Yes! The sun would have risen just the same, yes?"
    NO
    "Oh, come on. You can't expect me to believe that. It's an astronomical fact."
    THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN.
    ...
    "Really? Then what would have happened, pray?"
    A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell".”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
    IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
    'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
    IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
    'What if she cuts herself?'
    THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

    "So we can believe the big ones?"

    YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

    REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

    "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

    YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

    "So we can believe the big ones?"

    YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

    "They're not the same at all!"

    YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

    "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

    MY POINT EXACTLY.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #18
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
    “The only reason you say that race was not an issue is because you wish it was not. We all wish it was not. But it’s a lie. I came from a country where race was not an issue; I did not think of myself as black and I only became black when I came to America. When you are black in America and you fall in love with a white person, race doesn’t matter when you’re alone together because it’s just you and your love. But the minute you step outside, race matters. But we don’t talk about it. We don’t even tell our white partners the small things that piss us off and the things we wish they understood better, because we’re worried they will say we’re overreacting, or we’re being too sensitive. And we don’t want them to say, Look how far we’ve come, just forty years ago it would have been illegal for us to even be a couple blah blah blah, because you know what we’re thinking when they say that? We’re thinking why the fuck should it ever have been illegal anyway? But we don’t say any of this stuff. We let it pile up inside our heads and when we come to nice liberal dinners like this, we say that race doesn’t matter because that’s what we’re supposed to say, to keep our nice liberal friends comfortable. It’s true. I speak from experience.”
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah

  • #19
    Gustave Flaubert
    “There is not a particle of life which does not bear poetry within it”
    Gustave Flaubert

  • #20
    Sarah Warden
    “I thought that you would be frozen in awe when you found the sequence, when you heard a bird's song repeating my Morse code, my cry for help, my S.O.S, when you saw the same numbers in the petals of a flower and the structure of a pine cone, when you saw with your own eyes the interconnectedness of all things.
    But I was wrong.
    You searched for a male god, a creator, an intelligent designer, or you banished the beauty and mystery of the world beneath the cold concrete grave of closed-eye skepticism. The few of you who could still hear my music felt tortured and misunderstood; you reached out for any conspiracy theory large enough to explain your alienated despair, your sense that the Earth was dying and no one cared.
    But listen to me -- you are not alone. Run your fingers through the grass and grab it in your fists, feel my pulse echoing through your blood. You. Are. Not. Alone. And I -- I am not dead yet.”
    Sarah Warden, Blood of Earth

  • #21
    Ernesto Che Guevara
    “If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.”
    Ernesto Che Guevara

  • #22
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #23
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #24
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.”
    Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #25
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #26
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #27
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #28
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #29
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #30
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love



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