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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: broken, deceit, deception, denial, deny, funny, honest, honesty, humor, illogical, illusion, lie, lie-detector, lies, life, love, machine, relationships, suspicion, women, word-junkies
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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    ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
    tags: alibi, crazy, desire, funny, humor, husband, insane, justification, justify, love, murder, necessity, need, relationships, time, want, wife, woman, women, word-junkies, yearn
    288 likes

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    Jarod Kintz
    “Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit
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    Derek Hart
    “Dragons appear to those who believe, and only then if we wish.”
    ― Derek Hart, Secret of the Dragonýs Eye: Book One
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    Dora J. Arod
    “My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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    ― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
    tags: absurd, food, life, love, love-quote, pizza, relationships, word-junkies
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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    Courtney Pierce
    “Why is it that treasures become junk when there's no place to put them?”
    ― Courtney Pierce, Stitches
    tags: baby-boomer-story, baby-boomers, boomer
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    Courtney Pierce
    “Treasure quickly became junk when there was no place to put them.”
    ― Courtney Pierce, Stitches
    tags: baby-boomer, baby-boomer-story, boomers
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    Courtney Pierce
    “I never want to be a passive observer of life's possibilities.”
    ― Courtney Pierce
    tags: adventure, motivational
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    Jarod Kintz
    “Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, The Mandrake Hotel and Resort to violence if necessary
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    Michael Summers
    “I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”
    ― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You
    tags: dreaming, dreams, funny, humor, life, relationships, sleep, sleeping
    146 likes

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    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be honest, I think China can make it cheaper.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
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  • #18
    “The parts of my mind that apply logic and understanding had somehow abandoned me, and something primitive and instinctual took control.”
    ― Danielle Rohr, Water Falls Down
    tags: depression, suicide, teen, yosemite
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  • #20
    I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking
    “I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
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    Molly Harper
    “When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he asks”
    ― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
    tags: first-sentence, opening-lines
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  • #22
    It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
    “It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
    ― E.E. Cummings
    tags: attributed-no-source, courage
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  • #23
    Anna Bayes
    “No, I do not need an outrageous quest to prove my worth. I deserve happiness -- happiness on my own terms.”
    ― Anna Bayes, It Is Time and Other Stories
    tags: happiness, love, relationship
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    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
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    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
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  • #26
    Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: books, reading
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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  • #28
    If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
    “If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: books, reading
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  • #29
    Anna Bayes
    “This new thought has turned into a mantra repeating itself in my head: I am a daring, fun, sexy woman.”
    ― Anna Bayes, Love Letter
    tags: confidence, sexy, woman
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  • #30
    “I felt a different kind of loss in that moment.  It reminded me of how a cocoon must feel when the butterfly emerges.  Having nurtured and protected a thing for so long.  Only to be left behind one day, a hollow shell, when it suddenly takes flight and never looks back. ”
    ― J. Walker, The Fortress
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    Cedric Nye
    “I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.”
    ― Cedric Nye, The Road to Hell is Paved With Zombies
    tags: apocalypse, threat, zombie-fighter-jango, zombies, zompoc
    23 likes

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    Cedric Nye
    “It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of.”
    ― Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem
    tags: abuse, apocalypse, arizona, survive, zombie-apocalypse, zombie-fighter-jango, zombies
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    Cedric Nye
    “The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.”
    “Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies.”
    ― Cedric Nye, Jango's Anthem
    tags: apocalypse, jango-s-anthem, quote, zombie-fighter-jango, zombies, zompoc
    11 likes



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