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    J.R. Ward
    “Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover
    tags: humor, jealousy, love
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    J.R. Ward
    “You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”
    ― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover
    tags: paranormal-romance
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    Patricia Briggs
    “Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Hunting Ground
    tags: women
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    Patricia Briggs
    “Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
    tags: facing-facts, lying
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    Kevin Hearne
    “Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
    ― Kevin Hearne, Hammered
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    Kat Richardson
    “You! You are so lucky you're dead.”
    ― Kat Richardson, Greywalker
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    Carrie Vaughn
    “I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
    "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
    "No, really. I'm trapped."
    "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
    "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
    "So you're not really a werewolf."
    "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
    Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?”
    ― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty and the Midnight Hour
    tags: humor, stupidity, werewolves
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    Carrie Vaughn
    “What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?”
    ― Carrie Vaughn
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    Carrie Vaughn
    “Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?”
    ― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty and the Midnight Hour
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    Carrie Vaughn
    “I punched to line. "Yes? What?"
    "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.”
    ― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty and the Midnight Hour
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    Carrie Vaughn
    “Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.”
    ― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty Steals the Show
    tags: superpower, talking
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    Jim Butcher
    “When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family. ”
    ― Jim Butcher
    tags: family
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    Gena Showalter
    “I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
    ― Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness
    tags: antipathy, dislike, funny, hatred
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    Jim Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass
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    Patricia Briggs
    “Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed
    tags: simile
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    Jim Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Storm Front
    tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid
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    Patricia Briggs
    “MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
    tags: grave-offenses, humor
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    Daniel Clowes
    “He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.”
    ― Daniel Clowes, Ghost World
    tags: boy, cool, girl, successful, try
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    Jim Butcher
    “I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty
    tags: dresden, family, friends, friendship
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    Darynda Jones
    “Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
    - T-shirt”
    ― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
    tags: humor, humour
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    Jennifer Estep
    “You're late."

    "Sorry. I was busy talking about my feelings and killing people.”
    ― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite
    tags: feeling, killing, late
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    Robin Hobb
    “Everyone thinks that courage is about facing death without flinching. But almost anyone can do that. Almost anyone can hold their breath and not scream for as long as it takes to die.

    True courage is about facing life without flinching. I don't mean the times when the right path is hard, but glorious at the end. I'm talking about enduring the boredom, the messiness, and the inconvenience of doing what is right.”
    ― Robin Hobb, The Mad Ship
    tags: amber, courage, fantasy, life
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    Jim Butcher
    “In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat
    tags: harry-dresden, heroism, humor
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  • #24
    Jim Butcher
    “Ack!" I said.

    Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Changes
    tags: harry-dresden, humor, wit
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    Patricia Briggs
    “C’est moi, c’est moi,’tis I,' I told him. It seemed appropriately melodramatic, though I didn’t know if he’d catch the reference. I shouldn’t have worried.
    Unexpectedly, he laughed. “Trust you to quote Lancelot rather than Guinevere.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
    tags: fiction, mercy-thompson, musical-theater-reference, paranormal, sexism, shifter, walker
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  • #26
    Ilona Andrews
    “What's that?"
    "That's my attack poodle.”
    ― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
    tags: humor
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    Jim Butcher
    “Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
    ― Jim Butcher
    tags: humor, interference
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  • #28
    Ilona Andrews
    “What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?”
    ― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
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  • #29
    Jim Butcher
    “Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Storm Front
    tags: annoy, humorous, insulting, smiling
    257 likes



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