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  • #1
    Eoin Colfer
    “Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #2
    Jennifer A. Nielsen
    “One of the greatest kings?” My smile widened. “That’s it? Why not the greatest?”

    “This will only make your arrogance worse, I’m sure.”

    “Really? Do you think that’s possible?”
    Jennifer A. Nielsen, The Shadow Throne

  • #3
    Eoin Colfer
    “Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt" ...Artemis took several breaths. "Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?" A rustling of paper crackled through the phone's speakers. "Yes, it's so cool. There's a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSIY. I don't know what that means but it sounds really current." Randomosity though Artemis, and he felt like weeping.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #4
    Jennifer A. Nielsen
    “Avenia thinks they're battling a king. I doubt they're prepared to fight a boy who thinks childish pranks are practical strategies for war."

    "Aren't they?”
    Jennifer A. Nielsen, The Shadow Throne

  • #5
    Eoin Colfer
    “No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #6
    Eoin Colfer
    “Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

    "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #7
    Eoin Colfer
    “Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could. Only two succeeded. Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms. Chips had opted for a more controversial method. He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut. Both men were hired on the spot. They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable leiutenants for in-house work. They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #8
    Eoin Colfer
    “Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception

  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?”
    Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
    The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing.
    I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor.
    Artemis straightened his tie.
    Freud, he was certain, would have a field day with that.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #12
    Eoin Colfer
    “The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #13
    Eoin Colfer
    “She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.'
    'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.'
    'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #14
    Eoin Colfer
    “Certain battles were won by retreating.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #15
    Eoin Colfer
    “Some people just needed to be stolen from.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception

  • #16
    Eoin Colfer
    “Pizza, pizza,
    Fill up your face,
    The thicker the pastry,
    The better the base!”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #17
    Eoin Colfer
    “They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #18
    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #19
    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #20
    Eoin Colfer
    “Orion brightened. "I have an idea."

    "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained.

    "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #21
    Eoin Colfer
    “So, what did you get for me?"
    Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
    "What?" croaked Artemis.
    "And a T-shirt.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #22
    Eoin Colfer
    “Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
    Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
    "I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #23
    Eoin Colfer
    “You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.
    This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #24
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis simple-toon”
    Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

  • #25
    Eoin Colfer
    “Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but decided to give Holly the benefit of the doubt.

    Captain Short plucked a gold coin from her belt, flicking it fifty feet into the moonlit sky. With one fluid movement, she brought her weapon up and loosed a single blast. The coin rose another fifty feet, then spun earthward. Artemis somehow managed to snatch it from the air. The first cool movement of his young life.

    "Nice shot," he said. The previously solid disk now had a tiny hole in the center.

    Holly held out her hand, revealing the still raw scar on her finger. "If it wasn't for you, I would have missed altogether. No mech-digit can replicate that kind of accuracy. So, thank you too, I suppose."

    Artemis held out the coin.

    "No," said Holly. "You keep it, to remind you."

    "To remind me?"

    Holly stared at him frankly. "To remind you that deep beneath the layers of deviousness, you have a spark of decency. Perhaps you could blow on that spark occasionally."

    Artemis closed his fingers around the coin. It was warm against his palm.

    "Yes, perhaps.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

  • #26
    Eoin Colfer
    “So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"

    The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant."

    Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #27
    Eoin Colfer
    “Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #28
    Eoin Colfer
    “The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up. ”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #29
    Eoin Colfer
    “Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
    "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?"
    "No. I was unconscious.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #30
    Eoin Colfer
    “Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl



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