The Artemis Fowl Files Quotes

“Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
--Artemis Fowl”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“Artemis simple-toon”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“Who or what inspires you?"
"I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“One: listen to your commander—he is always right. Two: ignore all hunches, unless suggested by your commander, who is always right. Three: if in doubt, call your commander. The one who is always right.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“Invent things that people actually want. Keep your thoughts to yourself until you are ready to patent your invention,”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

“What was your most embarrassing moment? I once scored a mere ninety-nine percent on a mathematics assignment. I was mortified. I had forgotten to round up the third decimal place. Imagine my embarrassment.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files