Nut Quotes

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

“I’m a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.”
― Bram Stoker, Dracula

“I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“He laughed. “So you see, I’m not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven’t been a real nut in a long time.”
― Samuel R. Delany, Dhalgren

“Sell the results, not the nuts and bolts.”
― Richie Norton

“An oak tree is just a small nut that persevered against the taunts of doubt and fear.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“Bolts work on nuts; pens work on paper. But you must work on yourself. Go, get working!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker.”
― Vikrmn, Guru with Guitar

“De gelijktijdige verfijning van functionele eigenschappen en de sierlijke, niet-functionele eigenschappen is een ontwikkeling die niet exclusief is voor de walkman. Het is de paradox van elk gebruikersvoorwerp. Als je erop let zie je in al onze spullen - van horloge tot blikopener - het samengaan van gemak en opsmuk, van nut en overbodigheid.”
― Coen Simon, Schuldgevoel

“I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“A certified, bona fide nutcase': Although he was indeed someone, he believed that he was more of a nut than a man. He just needed somebody to break him, to make him lovelier, but that somebody had to be even nuttier.”
― Criss Jami

“I'm afraid, Gringo, I must agree with our distinguished folklorist and foremost witness to the ontological revelations of the patterns of history,' intercedes (with a respectful nod to Schultz) Professor Costen Migod McCamish, Doctor of Nostology and Research Specialist in the Etiology of Homo Ludens, 'and have come to the conclusion that God exists and he is a nut.”
― Robert Coover, The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop.