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#1

“Greatest stuff in the world. Superman’s duct tape.”
― James Cambias, A Darkling Sea

tags: duct-tape

#2

“I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level.”
― Alastair Reynolds, Revelation Space

tags: caffeine, coffee

126 likes

#3

“Wil Wheaton Says: Don't be a dick.”
― Wil Wheaton

462 likes

#4

“To the brave crew and passengers of the Kobayshi Maru…sucks to be you.”
― Peter David, Stone and Anvil

tags: science-fiction, star-trek

61 likes

#5

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

152066 likes

#6

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”
― George Carlin

2627 likes

#7

“The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

tags: storytelling

2992 likes

#8

“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

tags: relationships, women

940 likes

#9

“There's always another secret.' -Kelsier”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

tags: kelsier, mistborn, secret

1009 likes

#10

“This is indeed only a game, but it is a game of life and death!” the Reverend John Hollidge of Gold Hill Baptist Church in Buckinghamshire said in a letter to parents.”
― David M. Ewalt, Of Dice and Men: The Story of Dungeons & Dragons and The People Who

1 likes

#11

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

tags: life

109511 likes

#12

“I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony.”
― Jim Harrison

788 likes

#13

“The greatest danger to our future is apathy.”
― Jane Goodall

1976 likes

#14

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”
― Paula Poundstone

2496 likes

#15

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

14529 likes

#16

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

tags: fantasy, humor, scifi

23479 likes

#17

“I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

tags: beauty, humor

14 likes

#18

“You’re evil, you know that?” I said.
She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

307 likes

#19

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

26434 likes

#20

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

tags: books, contentment, friends, friendship, life

47095 likes

#21

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

71778 likes

#22

“The truth is like salt. Men want to taste a little, but too much makes everyone sick.”
― Joe Abercrombie, The Heroes

tags: ignorance, knowledge, truth

355 likes

#23

“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
― Cicero

tags: books

6600 likes

#24

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.”
― Bob Marley

6041 likes

#25

“When all else fails, give up and go to the library.”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63

1540 likes

#26

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35268 likes

#27

“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

tags: homicide, suicide

3528 likes

#28

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: truth

16228 likes

#29

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

38019 likes

#30

“Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.”
― Rudyard Kipling

tags: words

5550 likes

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