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  • #31
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #32
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #33
    Marilyn Monroe
    “A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #34
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #35
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #36
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #37
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #38
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #39
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”
    Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words: Marilyn Monroe's Revealing Last Words and Her Photographs

  • #40
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #41
    Lorrie Moore
    “That is what is wrong with cold people. Not that they have ice in their souls - we all have a bit of that - but that they insist every word and deed mirror that ice. They never learn the beauty or value of gesture. The emotional necessity. For them, it is all honesty before kindness, truth before art. Love is art, not truth. It's like painting scenery.”
    Lorrie Moore, Self-Help

  • #42
    Lorrie Moore
    “You are unhappy because you believe in such a thing as happy.”
    Lorrie Moore

  • #43
    Lorrie Moore
    “Love drains you, takes with it much of your blood sugar and water weight. You are like a house slowly losing its electricity, the fans slowing, the lights dimming and flickering; the clocks stop and go and stop.”
    Lorrie Moore, Self-Help

  • #44
    Lorrie Moore
    “Make a list of all the lovers you've ever had.

    Warren Lasher
    Ed "Rubberhead" Catapano
    Charles Deats or Keats
    Alfonse

    Tuck it in your pocket. Leave it lying around, conspicuously. Somehow you lose it. Make "mislaid" jokes to yourself. Make another list.”
    Lorrie Moore

  • #45
    Harper Lee
    “Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #46
    Ann Beattie
    “It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken dinner at a drive-in. A soft pillow. Things that don't need explaining.”
    Ann Beattie, Walks With Men

  • #47
    Ann Beattie
    “Clouds are poems, and the most moving poems linger on the blackboard so long, written in cursive so lovely, they also exist inside our fingertips. We never really erase them at the end of the lesson.”
    Ann Beattie, Walks With Men

  • #48
    Ann Beattie
    “Clichés so often befall vain people.”
    Ann Beattie, Walks With Men

  • #49
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #50
    Douglas Adams
    “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #51
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #52
    Douglas Adams
    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #53
    Douglas Adams
    “The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
    To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
    To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #54
    Douglas Adams
    “I'd far rather be happy than right any day.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #55
    Douglas Adams
    “Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #56
    Douglas Adams
    “The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: 42

  • #57
    Joyce Carol Oates
    “The strangeness of Time. Not in its passing, which can seem infinite, like a tunnel whose end you can't see, whose beginning you've forgotten, but in the sudden realization that something finite, has passed, and is irretrievable.”
    Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire: Confessions Of A Girl Gang

  • #58
    Joyce Carol Oates
    “Whoever's reading this, if anyone is reading it: does it matter that our old selves are lost to us as surely as the past is lost, or is it enough to know yes we lived then, and we are living now, and the connection must be there? Like a river hundreds of miles long exists both at its source and at its mouth, simultaneously?”
    Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang

  • #59
    Joyce Carol Oates
    “I'm Legs Sadovsky I'm FOXFIRE I don't fuck around with guys.”
    Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang

  • #60
    Joyce Carol Oates
    “That's how a thing starts out real then ends up just an idea.”
    Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang



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