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    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    ― Benjamin Franklin Wade
    tags: humor, misattributed-mark-twain, philosophy, theology
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    Charles Bukowski
    “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
    ― Charles Bukowski
    tags: humor
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    Bertrand Russell
    “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
    ― Bertrand Russell
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    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, taste
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    Nicholas Sparks
    “Mom says it's because she has PMS.
    Do you even know what that means?
    "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”
    ― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song
    tags: humor
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    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: food, humor, love
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    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
    “Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
    ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
    tags: books, humor, reading
    4408 likes

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    Cassandra Clare
    “You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
    "I was ninety percent sure."
    "I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
    "What the hell was that for?"
    "The other ten percent.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
    tags: humor, paranormal-romance
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    “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
    ― Pat Monahan
    tags: humor, immature, young
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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
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    Becca Fitzpatrick
    “You possess other people's...bodies."

    He accepted that statement with a nod.

    "Do you want to possess my body?"

    "I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them.”
    ― Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush
    tags: humor, nora, patch
    3381 likes

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    Terry Pratchett
    “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
    tags: humor, science
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    Albert Einstein
    “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: humor
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    Oscar Wilde
    “No good deed goes unpunished.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: humor
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    Mae West
    “I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, life
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    “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
    ― Ellen DeGeneres
    tags: age, exercise, family, grandmothers, grandparents, humor, walking
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    Wendy Mass
    “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
    All the time.”
    ― Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
    tags: flotsam, funny, humor, jeremy-fink, jetsam, keys, lizzy, wendy-mass, what-i-always-think
    2112 likes

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    David Sedaris
    “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
    ― David Sedaris
    tags: humor, perception, retardation
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    Bill Watterson
    “As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: humor
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    Rick Riordan
    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth
    tags: death, greek, humor, mythology, percy-jackson, sorry
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    Groucho Marx
    “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor
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    Candace Bushnell
    “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”
    ― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City
    tags: dating, humor, relationships, soulmates
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    Abraham Lincoln
    “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
    tags: humor
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    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    ― George Carlin
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
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    Rita Rudner
    “I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”
    ― Rita Rudner
    tags: humor
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    Jarod Kintz
    “My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
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    J.R. Ward
    “I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
    tags: humor
    632 likes

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    Ashleigh Brilliant
    “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
    ― Ashleigh Brilliant
    tags: always, changed, fact, humble, humor, opinions, right
    532 likes

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    Harlan Ellison
    “The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
    ― Harlan Ellison
    817 likes



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