Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.