3.32 avg rating — 2,983 ratings

"She's entitled to her opinion. I'm just not that interested "

3.54 avg rating — 10,207 ratings

"Maybe if I was 12"

3.30 avg rating — 2,847 ratings

"How to talk to a right wing know-it-all. "

3.40 avg rating — 1,713 ratings

"Or they could write really bad books, become super wealthy and, then, become Republicans"

3.41 avg rating — 2,457 ratings

"How many books did this woman right?"

3.62 avg rating — 2,613 ratings

"In my opinion, less right wingers writing self- promoting books would be a start."

3.74 avg rating — 530,088 ratings

"if it's such a secret, why is it in a book?"

3.05 avg rating — 1,911 ratings

"Paris Hilton wrote a book, really! Can you say ghost writer"

3.06 avg rating — 535 ratings

"C,mon now the right is trying to sell their propaganda to kids?"

3.86 avg rating — 1,046,834 ratings

"The only good vampire is a dead vampire. Oh wait, they already are so is it necessary to turn them into shiny heroic types?"

3.50 avg rating — 637 ratings

"really, and what about Limbaugh, Bush, and all the other guys who have done a lot worse."

3.65 avg rating — 3,138 ratings

"Culture and Bill O'Reilly- ya know, somehow it just doesn't compute."

3.86 avg rating — 246,276 ratings

"Maybe if I was a Christian and really, really bored."

2.75 avg rating — 4,010 ratings

"Um, if I say bad things about this book, will Tom Cruise do something stupid on a talk show?"

3.72 avg rating — 18,451 ratings

"Sorry, Laura, but taking advice from you seems somewhat counterproductive"

3.74 avg rating — 5,206 ratings

"No. 1 Buy this book"

3.69 avg rating — 311 ratings

"Why would a woman want to transform her man? Am I missing something?"

3.58 avg rating — 269 ratings

"Oh, now it's Sister Laura"

3.78 avg rating — 592 ratings

"I could ask the same from you, Laura 'cause you give me a headache"

3.68 avg rating — 350 ratings

"See no. 16"

3.59 avg rating — 775 ratings

"Jeez, what did all you guys do before Obama was elected? Give it up already"

3.74 avg rating — 4,004 ratings

"My first solution would be to stop watching Beck and Fox and find a real source of news"

3.25 avg rating — 12 ratings

"Good lord, is that guy still around."

2.85 avg rating — 116 ratings

"What, the really annoying kind"

2.37 avg rating — 30 ratings

"Now, that's scarey! maybe Rob Zombie could make a movie from this book?"

2.51 avg rating — 139 ratings

"Who the Hell is Heidi Montag?"

3.69 avg rating — 406,159 ratings

"If I want rants in my fiction...wait I don't"

1.81 avg rating — 316 ratings

"Um, OK, moving along now"

3.11 avg rating — 169 ratings

"Geez, Glenn, paranoia much!"

3.89 avg rating — 336,689 ratings

"See 27"

3.42 avg rating — 1,535 ratings

"Are those bells I hear or am I just hung over"

2.95 avg rating — 61 ratings

"OK, Sarah, can you see my middle finger from where you live"

3.23 avg rating — 1,478 ratings

"And you, Bill, are one of the most ridiculous"

2.79 avg rating — 14 ratings

"I'll wait for the movie"

3.42 avg rating — 14,766 ratings

"Satan wrote a bible?!"

3.33 avg rating — 353 ratings

"Wow, people have made entire careers from her. "

liked it 3.00 avg rating — 29 ratings

"Again - ghost writer"

3.94 avg rating — 510 ratings

"I didn't like her music so I doubt I would like any book she wrote"

3.46 avg rating — 742 ratings

"Another right wing country heard from"

3.17 avg rating — 6 ratings

"Really, I hope Jim Lee is a nom de plume for a 12-year-old girl Otherwise, embarassing!"

3.92 avg rating — 5,184 ratings

"Yeah, that's right, Bill. You just keep on keeping on"

3.70 avg rating — 737 ratings

"Um, is heartland a euphemism for moron"

3.69 avg rating — 102 ratings

"I've got nothing against lesbians or horses - I just don't happen to be either"

1.80 avg rating — 10 ratings

"Wasn't she impeached or something or am I just being optimistic"

4.33 avg rating — 198 ratings

"Again, not 12"

2.93 avg rating — 91 ratings

"Who is Tila Tequila?"

3.46 avg rating — 283 ratings

"Leave the kids alone, Bill. People are starting to talk."

3.81 avg rating — 59 ratings

"She's what - 20. Come back when you grow up, girl"

3.60 avg rating — 2,763 ratings

"Sorry, I like eating healthy. So sue me"

4.36 avg rating — 159 ratings

4.39 avg rating — 222 ratings

4.29 avg rating — 1,145 ratings

"Liked him in Harry Potter"

4.10 avg rating — 534 ratings

3.57 avg rating — 408 ratings

"What happened to just be yourself"

4.03 avg rating — 59 ratings

3.41 avg rating — 58 ratings

"Couldn't anybody be bothered to write an authorized one"

3.25 avg rating — 1,842 ratings

"Loved the one with Richard Dawkins"

3.65 avg rating — 361 ratings

2.75 avg rating — 16 ratings

"Sarah Connor she ain't"

4.08 avg rating — 343 ratings

3.75 avg rating — 4 ratings

"It must be nice to be famous for, um, being famous"

4.24 avg rating — 5,031 ratings

"You're kidding, right"

4.04 avg rating — 1,495 ratings

"My parents went to the Afterlife and all I got was this T-shirt"

3.39 avg rating — 189 ratings

"I guess by dressing up like a truly ugly woman"