Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

How do you expect anyone to take you serious when you keep making daft mistakes like that?

Screw you dude I have to share this thing with you. And let me tell you, you’re no fun to be around. All your smoking and drinking.

Oh Ok How about you piss off then. I’ll take the frontal lobe, and you can have the colon.

Oh the ass has a joke now does it?

Kettle black much, didn’t you hear me you’re in the colon.

I am having a moment. It’s the Gall blatter that produces bile, and the spleen that produces red blood cells. I’m a bit slow on the updraft tonight.

Ok now I imagine you as Kate Isis from coupling.

Apparently!

Nah, she knows just what kind of ass I am. She also knows I don’t mean it. And if she can’t take a joke then she can get the hell out!


Again a joke, I love my wife my best friend ever forever.

To vent ones spleen so beautifully… I am picturing yellow hue bile spraying out of your midsection making very tasteful patterns on wonkdick’s face. Nice


Uh, dude, I think bile is green…

What ev! Everyone knows bile is yellow.

Dude, seriously I’m pretty sure bile is green.

Have you ever been really really sick? Vomit on an empty stomach it is yellow!

Stupid housekeeping, letting all this infectious filth coat everything. They should be ashamed of themselves, where is the pride in their work. It can't be too hard to clean my wife does it all the time? BAM!!!! That was totally a joke, just seeing if you were paying attention.

Eh, where the hell is this guy, I'm starting to get a nasty headache. Yeah were all ill, but come on dude. I relieved him on time. Bastard. Maybe he slipped in the bathroom and cracked his head on the toilet. Hmm, I bet housekeeping wouldn't be happy about that. They would have to clean it up. They are a gaggle of lazy bastards too.

Vent your spleen. I have never herd that one. Nice.

I concur with the good in goodreads.

Well, I'm trying to get my relief on the phone and the lazy bastard isn't picking up. I would make a joke about him being dead but that would be in poor taste considering our situation here at the moment.

If you were to say he better be dead... and then later you found out he really was dead would you feel bad about that?

Well a real friend will accept your drunk dailing no matter what you said.

Well, and on good reads. But that is mostly meaning less hate sloshing about, nothing serious for the most part. Sometimes I really mean it... like in GothCrotch 1,000,000,000 tears of sadness, Oh please.

I never text drunk! I prefer my tongue lashings to be eye to eye.

Ah Sehr gutten tag Frau MontyBimbo, Jawole!
Ah very good morning Ms MontyBimbo, (I'm, not sure if there is a direct English translation to jawole but it is pretty much a motivated Yes Ma'am!)

Oh I would pay to see him splat on the pavement. You must post this on Youtube.

It's jerkoffs like that that give assholes like me a bad name.

Ah Sehr gutten tag Frau MontyBimbo, Jawole(sp)!

I always encourage drunken dialers. I have never known one that didn't regret it the next day. Often for many many days. hehe.

How does one go about forgetting about the turn they are making? You are not helping me see why you should have a license. };-p


Eh, so anyway, when you get your license, what kind of car are you going to get?

Hey there is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of disgruntled-ness from time to time. But never leave a message; those always end up on you tube, entertainment weekly or some such filth.

Wonders what kind of silly mistakes that would be. Driving down the proper side of the street? Looking forward when going backwards? (Stole that from a guy Richie film)

Wonky dick. BAM! It is good you didn't call. Though it could have been funny if you had drunk dialed him...Rambling on about his deformed man hydraulics. Telling him how the bloke you met knew him in high school and said that flop cock tried to kiss him.

Do they have bumper lanes in the UK? That might make everyone else feel a bit more secure with you on the roadways. ;)