Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Yeah maybe but you have 24 more years before you begin to get old. So you’re good.

Brilliance

Yeah now all you have to do is show up naked

Spackle

What is not to enjoy. It's like playing on a trampling. But instead of tightly knit strains of nylon you're using people power. It is not often that adults get to play on something cool like that.

Amethyst

It has been a long time since I last drank myself to that point. Being a military man I was a professional drinker for many years. I think I drank myself out of it now.

Brown bag

So all of your friends just spend all afternoon throwing you around. You’re not a cheerleader, you’re a tennis ball. BAM!

Quarts

I always found Absolute Vodka's name to be a bit pretentious mean they are making it sound like they are the only makers of real vodka. If I am in a vodka mood I usually go with grey goose.

Platinum

That’s what I am saying; I am really quiet packed full of carbs, and calories.

Well don't break a leg. Then you will only pick up the fetish guys. Or the guys who want to "save" you. You don't seem like the type that goes for the needy type.

Olive drab

Well that’s no good. A girl can not go out for a good time with that on the mind. Refocus on the booze, whats your drink.

Jamison 1780 bronze (I always found that to be a stunning drink to look at, so clear)

Are you sure, I know I have a bakers chocolate shell but in the middle I'm all sugar.
Stunting course? Is that like an obstacle course?

Teak

Or crusty virgin sheets. Yeah there is a mental image for you. Not only is there a bloody mess but also crusty semen as well… It makes me sleepy just thinking about it.

Birch

Mission accomplished then. I have been told in the past that conversing with me is allot like a seven course meal. Some courses are delicious; others a bit spicy, some a bit bland and then the desert comes and I just make you fat. Be careful, you will have to work me off at cheerleader practice.

Baby blue

Well ok... how about "moments ago virgin sheets" That seems a bit long, but I think I fancy it nonetheless

Bronze

Yes, I suppose they will. Though they may get board with it before they finish. I have a feeling it is one of those conversations that you have to be there for. Eh, I'm enjoying it.

Pond scum green

I was thinking more along the lines of white sheets with red dots.

Autumn yellow

Goose turd Green

I think I am going to start making up colors. Nobody will notice. How about Virgins sheets.

Rust red

Eh... you know what, if they are going to leave us un-attended, then they have to expect a little wobble in the cohesion department. I’m not scared. Just don’t tell Charissa, she might over look it.

It can be intimidating.

Powder blue

I think everyone is going through a credit crunch. Stupid banks and irresponsible fuckers living above their means. Maybe we can paint one of them Mothers passion, then we will know what a piece of shit looks like when it is painted mothers passion... that should help right?

Passion fruit

Ah... Ok I didn't know you had football over there. Learn something new every day. That’s big of you to lend your sunny personality to a bunch of losers ;P Just kidding my favorite team has made losing into an art form.

Cinnamon

It won't start picking up for an hour or two. I'll be on all night for the next 6 days.

I am restricted by the Big Book of Man Laws from investigating these colors. Sorry, you will have to travel that road of inquiry on your own.

Emerald green