Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

So you are a professional cheerleader... I have never herd of the Bolton bulldogs, are they an expansion team? Shit I'm being dumb... you mean fUtball, not Football. I don't think I have ever known a real cheerleader before.

Scarlet

I have no idea what color it is; hence I will never paint any room, table, car, with it. It was a color name I recall from when my wife asked my opinions on what color we should paint the family room. Ugh!

Some shade of green

***Disclaimer*** what you are about to view will be very troubling to most of you. I am a horrible speller and have even worse grammar. I am telling you this is really really horrific. Like Holocaust horrific.

Wait you’re a 24 year old cheerleader... Oh wait for college.

Navy Blue

I believe we established a consensus that as long as there is a reason for a color name it is acceptable for a man to know it. Still off limits of course is anything like; dreaming void, mothers passion, shaded porch. So I think I am in the clear.

Burgundy

I am alternating back and forth between boobies n' bum's and little fuzzy bunnies. I don't think it is working.

Indigo
Really? Again, I'm a guy what do I know about it. I thought it was like, purple. Isn't it also a flower...? I think you are leading me astray here.
Midnight blue

Me too, I couldn't go on. It was too horrible. Think happy thoughts.... bouncing boobies. Hmmm bouncing boobies off of nice bums. Even better. Ok I think I have recovered.

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show_g...

Moon Dust (is that a color - grey with sparkly bits in it)
How the hell should I know, I have testicles.

Jasmine

I concur with your conclusion...

On another note look what I just found. I can not believe this is on goodreads... in fact I think I will open up a new thread just to make sure everyone can shudder in horror.


http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show_g...

Yellow

I really don't care if someone is over weight; just don't advertise it on your bulbous billboard sized back.

Jade

Hmm, Actually I think NB started the swerve from topic... but she did put the nail in the coffin, so yeah, I think were good. GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL!

I can deal with "beauty marks" What I can not deal with is back boobies. Ewe... I just made myself shudder. Please for the love of humanity cover those up! Putting that on display is a lot like public birth control. It just takes the wind right out of the sex sails, for all parties in view.

ha ha you said hard. hehe. But you raised a good point she changed topic first... I think we did mention color a couple of times next door too.

Mmm, bare back is usually an attractive route to go. There is something sensual about a women’s back.

So you are all prepared to command and conquer. You should have a good go at it tomorrow...eh tonight.


I just realized that we have successfully hijacked two complete threads, neither of which stayed remotely close to topic {:-/ Charissa will be upset with us. We better go to Amazon.com and buy her some new jack boots and ridding crop. Maybe that will buy us some forgiveness.

Whoa! Mauve. I thought that was the color of funky-cock. I suggest going for something different. Maybe that was a psychological slip. Here I thought we were making such good progress. I’m such a failure.

Well in the defense of men. If they are hanging out there restrained by a little low scoop purple tank top, or a v-neck it is kinda hard to maintain a level head and remember our civil side. Particularly if one is displaying a rather nice rack. One would have to be saying something really really interesting to combat that kind of competition.

My wife is ridiculous about purple. It is a good color for pretty girls. Sounds like a winner. Just be sure it isn’t a cartoonish purple. That will make you look 12, and then only perverts will chat you up.