Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

I like to think of them as tramp stamps. I know this is suppose to be the tattoo on the lower back, but I think fake boobies take the cake. I do kinda feel bad for the fake boobie bunch. I wonder where the self-respect is. Maybe they are like the strippers. Just looking for some attention whether it is good attention or not.

That is a shame. Same goes for here in the states. With one exception. A friend is a friend, and one always defends a friend.

Boobies are attractive in many sizes; it is all about body structure. I will say there are some that just turn "me" off. The coffee/tea stain nipples. (This is where there is no defined nipple, just a discoloration) I actually kinda like the 3rd nipple ones. It's kinda like having a boobie threesome :p

I'm just kinda surprized that none of your local chaps told you these things. I think they owe you a night out on the town.

Well my shades of green can be light. Not too light, mind you. Hmm I do have an orange t-shirt. But I think I wore that when I was staining the side of my house, probably got stain on it.

Well I hope I helped cheer you up a bit. And gave you some helpful ideas of just how to deal with that type of guy. Never be afraid to unleash a little bit of bitch when needed. Night.

I think all silicone boobies are nasty. It just screams of a lie. They don't look good when they are out playing in the sun. Boobies should have a little give to them. They shouldn't feel like bags of sand!

Yeah, Tan is a good color. I like the earthy stuff. I have a lot of green pants, khaki, brown, cargo pockets all.

But the difference is you know he is full of shit and lashing out because you attacked his messed up willy. You can laugh at him at that point, and let him know why you are laughing too.


" GUAHAHAHAHAHA, just because your shits screwed up don't try and play like I'm some mutant. Take a walk slant dick!"

Brilliant!

Mmm psychological warfare… I like it. A little light on the pain scale... but you have a point. Physical wounds heal; emotional pain can haunt you for the rest of your life. May I also suggest you throw something in there about how is willy looks a little funny. This will make him gun shy around the ladies for a long time. Because what is he going to do, ask every girl he is with if his junk looks jacked up. That will only make them think he is a weirdo that needs help. You can be his gift that keeps on giving :D

Hold on cupcake. You are talking to a mad maniac. Its easy the next time he wants to "meet up” tell him ”Sure come on over, I've missed your massive manhood!" This should get him there in a little under 17 nano seconds. When he knocks-pounds on the door ready your lighter fluid and fireplace lighter (the long ones, we don't want you burning you little fingers) Just unlatch the door and tell him to come in (because your "waiting" for him). When the door opens squirt, light, and squirt some more. This should solve that problem.

Wait this has happened before? With the same dude!
I think he may be scouting out some other girl, has his holiday with her and then comes back to good o’l Hayley. You’re his safety net. Next time you see him I suggest catching him on fire.

Fanny... pack. Fanny pack Charissa. And I haven't the slightest idea what you carry around in your fanny. However, if you truly do carry things around in your fanny that may be the cause of your back ache, and not the 1500 miles in a car. I'd suggest getting a purse... you know, just saying. ;)

And for shit sake don't be a dumb blonde and do something with another asshole just to rub it in another assholes face. That would be like catching the clap to show herpes whats what!


See that is good advice right Sarah? I can be comforting.

What is it about boobies that we all find so hypnotizing? I just love the lil bastards :D

Oh I forgot to say, Yes I am reading the whole series. I will admit at first I didn't really care for it, But it is starting to grow on me.

Oh none taken, I am well aware of my bastards-ness. It is one of my finer qualities. Or so I am told anyway.

Don't worry NB, I have it from a good source that Charissa keeps plenty of lube in her fanny pack. Thats what RA tells me anyway.

then I'm in the clear. I also recieved the Hary Potter book about 3 weeks before the street date.

Eh, It might suck but at lest she doesn't have to. Not with him anyway.

yes'um.