Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Hmm dancing... Maybe I can buy a pole for the bedroom :D I think that would be more for me.

Heyley CD's are kinda out. You know with the advent of the Ipod and all. I think she would be a little upset if I wiped her Ipod to put in a few songs ;P

Restaurant gift card? Was that on the list?


She likes reading writing knitting, artsy fartsy stuff, drawing sketching and the like, last year or the year before I bought her a mahogany ezel, with some drawers for paint, pencils and what not. A few years before that she got a spinning wheel and fibers. We have been together so long I think I ran out of things to get her {:-/

www.timbuk2.cSo my anniversary is coming up very soon. And I am not sure what to get her this year. I know she wants a new messenger bag (not necessarily as an anniversary present) Out side of that, I’m stumped. Jewelry is so… poo. I would like to get her something different this year.

Ideas so far:
a) Gift certificate to Country kitchen
b) A bunch of cloths from some hags secret
c) Maybe another puppy
d) New car
e) A month without me


You see my wife pretty much gets what she wants when she wants it so… I have to think outside the box every Christmas, birthday, wife day, best friend ever day, greatest nag on the planet day. This year is really bad; I am drawing a complete blank. I look at that feeble list, its just depressing.
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I think we may need to organize a "Brotherhood of Manhood" watch wail Donna is around. She seems bent on destroying anything having to do with "manliness. It is not a dirty word Donna... say it with me M.AN.ly. Manly. See it is easy and not threatening at all.

:D

It has been years since I have read the bible; I really don’t recall much of it. What I did notice about the bible and what I took from it is this: There are so many ways to interpret passages in the Bible. Pending on perspective the line “God, God why hast thou forsaken me?” Can mean just about anything. The separation of the living from the divine. The separation of the prime manipulator or creator, from the people of the living. I don’t know. I gave up on trying to sort out all that years ago. I figured that if there was divine power instilled in the words of the bible then the almighty would have known its audience and everyone would be able to clearly understand the contents. Since it is a convoluted hodgepodge of many points of view, I guess read it and see what impact it has on you as an individual. (That may also be the point about being “messy”. It IS suppose to mean something different to everyone that reads it…? Perhaps.

I digress; I don’t know why we have father abandonment issues today. Is it really restricted to today’s culture or has it always been a problem? My dad worked allot when I was young, being in the military and then regional contractor. I remember him being gone for an entire school year and the following summer. (Working in Fl after a hurricane) I don’t think I felt abandoned, But maybe that is just another repressed emotion.

I always found it strange that in the UK a back yard is referred to as a garden... Of course you probably think it is weird we refer to it as a yard. I think garden does sound more refined.

I'm actually pretty toxic Heyley. I'm sure this all sounds pretty good at the moment, but believe me it is going to go up in smoke at any moment. I am horrible at inter-human contact and psychology. I am probably subjecting your fragile tennis ball mind to horrible scaring. You just don't know it yet, because there are no nerve endings in the brain. I find that to be a bit odd, don't you? It would seem to me that there would be more nerve endings in the brain then anywhere else. But no. Odd.

ditto.

** Dr. Phil moment approaching **

If you truly have strong feelings for Mr. Futball then you should probably explore that. I say explore because even though you two broke it off on good terms it has been a long time. There is a good chance that you two have not only grown up quiet a bit, but also grown apart.

What you once thought cute may not be cute today. Particularly since you both have had time to expand with other people. I dated this woman back in my military life for a good long time. We ended on pretty good terms, but ended because I was moving a few thousand miles away. That can put a damper on things. So we broke it off. Still friends but honestly, I couldn’t stand her today. She would drive me completely bonkers with her constant fretting like I am some sort of child. It was cute and endearing then, today I would be driven to the brink of madness.

Israel doesn’t have the marbles to pull this off alone. If they were to leave the job half done what would happen to Israel? We would end up bailing them out. That would be a big mess. So given this completely hypothetical thread (since we really don’t know the value of the story that spawned it is) I would assume we would work in tandem with them to cripple the Iranian military in a series of fierce air strikes. Maybe a few slap and snatch missions for key personnel. Again totally working off the top of my head.

Because nothing is a broad subject. Almost anything can fit in nothing. What are new potatoes?


See what I mean, everything fits in nothing. Remember Seinfeld? How long was that show on, years. Nothing filled years.

Alright finally, my relief. We can pick this up tomorrow.

Well, there is always the chance of getting back with him after school right... or did he stay in the states. That doesn't really put him out of reach either. We have hippies hear that travel around the world on patullie (sp) oil and not a penny in their pocket. This is a pretty liberal site I'm sure many would tell you how to get from there to him on a pocket full of lint and an orange peal.

Apparently! Coupling is on of the few sitcoms I could watch and enjoy

Eh, I would leave the internet alone. (For dating purposes) You never know what you’re going to get. Crazy, someone that doesn't bathe, a guy with a nervous twitch, tearetts, flesh eating bacteria. The possibilities are endless. No a face to face is a much better route. Change your location perhaps.

It is awesome that you do not know who Dr.Phil is. In an attempt at saving your soul, I will not tell you who he is. You must also promise not to Google the bastard either.

:: slaps self in face:::

Friends… really, you liked friends, when you had Coupling at your disposal. Well… I guess you didn’t really know any better.

Hmmm Lets have a cuss off... It cannot be anything common.




Festering anal wart would have been a good starter but has been used in many movies so I will start with:


Saddle bags

Eh... I don't know a couple of years now. I think the last season was in... 03' maybe 04'.

Getting what you want when you want it isn't always a good thing. Just think how much you will appreciate Mr. Right when you find him.



Who do you think you are Dr. Phil. Heyley don’t listen to Smoker McGee here. He is a total Quack.

What a dumb ass they probably don’t use that term in the UK.

Screw you man! I’m telling you if you don’t run along and play in your colon your going to get it!

Tired, sick, unable to smoke. If that is ratty then yeah, I'm ratty. My relief is still missing in action too.

Two things.

1) If I can find a partner anyone can. Believe that.
2) How in the hell have you never watched Coupling! It is like the absolute best thing out of the UK since like…. The Mayflower! HELLLLLLOOOOOO!