Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Well, maybe the coach. He should be up there in years, responsible, a leader so you know he isn't a complete dunce, and he will know you’re for him watching football games every Sunday, Monday, and sometimes on Thursday.

So what you are saying is you will leave the 18 year olds alone, until you're in your 30's?


Thats pretty messed up.

so how did the driving test go?

yeah, that kind of pulls on the gag factor.

Well, he is legal... But no your right, there is nothing long term there.

So do any of the Bolton football guys strike your fancy? Most of the cheerleaders in the states go for the football players. (I really have nothing to back that statement up with, but it seems to be true)

It should be easy pickings. You're there at all there games giving them support, so they know you will be cool during football season. (You know giving up all plans on Sundays, Mondays and a few Thursdays during football season. And yes before you ask it is completely necessary to watch all the games.)

Oh Ok so now I'm just "anyone".

Keep digging tennis ball. I'm not sure how you could get any deeper, but I'm sure you can pull it off.



**side note**

How did the driving test go today?

Yeah, defiantly need to keep in heels. I have a totally irrational fear of midgets. I don't think 4'11'' counts as a midget (my wife is only 5") But still I would hate to accidentally have an e-tard moment and e-slap you thinking you were a midget.

I'd feel really bad about that.

Well, now you can rub it in their faces.

"I get thrown around in the air, and you fat asses just sit there on the ground looking at me having fun!" Nananananananah!

Hope and time have nothing to do with it. If this is going to work you can't back talk Master Fung Shue(sp) Besides I see nothing wrong with you doing pushups in a dress.


:: looking around for camera::

hehe that is kinda funny. Your what 4'10''

If tennis ball learned her lessons properly, then Wonkydick shouldn't be around.

Apparently your lessons haven't sunk in yet. Get down and give me twenty!

You sound so sure about that tennis ball (Don’t think of your “Nick” {pun intended} name as an insult think of it as my version of “grasshopper”). We have been together for a long time, and I just found Goodreads, last year... maybe, I don't know. Not too long ago. I had a total brain freeze all week this time though. Couldn't think of a thing until you all helped me, Thanks again everyone. You all helped save my bacon.


MMMMmmm Bacon, Have you ever had bacon wrapped dates! Uber tasty!

I still have one more day to go. I'm out of here Thursday morning.

Dude your so not going home.

There will be fog.
There will be rain.
Or a stupid pilot that refuses to land.
Or the CDC will put the camp under quarantine.
Perhaps your relief won't show up.
Nuclear war will break out 28 minutes before you are suppose to board the plane, and the EM pulse will fry the electronics.
The airline will insist on you paying for the seatbelt, which you must rent before the plane can take off.
You will circle the Fairbanks airport for hours waiting for the runway to clear.
Just as the pilot starts to bring the plane in, it will experience a mechanical failure and you will die a fiery death. Slowly. Squeezing every last moment of agony out of your last moments.


Of course this is all a pointless hypothetical, because unless you finish all these reports you’re not going anywhere. Quit procrastinating.

Tap tap tap tap tap, Almost done with my last report. Almost ready to go home. WooHoo! I'm so ready.

::Breaks out into song::

Feet don't fail me now!
feet don't fail me now!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3...

This is just ridiculous...IMO

Lori, We have had her for a few years… Not sure exactly how long.

And yes, whatever our next dog is must be a boy, and pretty young. From a couple of Dog whisper types I know it is the best way to introduce a new friend into the house. With luck the transition will go smoothly if she sees him as her own.

I do spoil my wife for holidays and such, Lori. It is because I am an emotional catatonic. I try to make up for my apathetic ways with gifts since I am shitty at “showing” it. So far so good, let’s have this conversation every few years to see if it sticks.

Sleep is a pretty big nuisance. There should be a way to bypass its annoyance. You could always take up a night job to accommodate your Goodreads needs.

HA! How is that for an obsession? British tennis ball quits job for night clerk position at the local gas station. When asked why she proudly proclaimed "For Goodreads of course!"

Oh no that wouldn't happen. Even if that unlikly event happen... well she was going to get them anyway.