Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Nope, No favoritism. I think we should also add a clause in the judging rules stating that if it is your ass you can not vote for it. A shame that we have to add that, but I know some people <>> would vote for there own bum regardless if it was warranted or not.

or you were very drunk

Sounds fair. A good way to keep it "nice" instead of smutty.

Wait, back up the lorry... cold naked Hayley running wild on campus! Your tata's must have been capable of cutting glass.

Rules smules. Well, you have access to my e-mail address so there shouldn't be a problem. You seem to have a pretty good handle on it now. A good clear picture of the intent, so I leave it in your capable hands. You know something you can put on your shelf ;)

MontyBimbo would be a great addition to the panel.

2 years ago, I ran from the door of my friend’s house to his mail box naked. Stupid bets always cause trouble. I know that doesn't sound bad, but we live in the middle of nowhere, and it was in February. So about 30 below zero, and a little over an Acer(sp) to the box. My willy grabbed its balls and ran half way up to my medulla oblongata. To make matter worse the whole thing was captured on camcorder to be preserved for all time. His wife had told me that she will destroy it the first chance she gets.

Well, I think we can count RA, Varmint, Charissa, Amanda, Amelia, as submitted without even asking. I think this is right up their alley.

Perhaps your British reserve is a little strict for this kind of event;-p

Nah I see the merit in your statement, I think we have a pretty solid set of rules.

Well, I guess we should get something for coming up with this fannytastic idea.

But still an all out vote should be held for the best lot of judges.

Ok we each get 4 judges. Hayley's judge panel and Nick's judge panel. After each panel has made its judgments then we can cross reference the results and see how many match. From the pool of matching bottoms we will re-judge and select a winner.

Hmm we may need a superdeleget judge in case of a tie… Eh NO! In the case of a tie, or if the judges can not come to a solid conclusion then we will take a public vote of the remaining runner ups.


This way we can stare at asses that much more. There will be a male and female winner and top 5.

Well, I guess we should get something for coming up with this fannytastic idea.

But still an all out vote should be held for the best lot of judges.

Ok we each get 4 judges. Hayley's judge panel and Nick's judge panel. After each panel has made its judgments then we can cross reference the results and see how many match. From the pool of matching bottoms we will re-judge and select a winner.

Hmm we may need a superdeleget judge in case of a tie… Eh NO! In the case of a tie, or if the judges can not come to a solid conclusion then we will take a public vote of the remaining runner ups.


This way we can stare at asses that much more. There will be a male and female winner and top 5.

There are some exceptions... lets say you want a handprint on the bum... you can ask for booty taps :D

1st rule - you can look but not touch, unless the ass you are touching belongs to your partner.

2nd Rule - nothing vulgar or obscene this is a clean and respectable day.

3rd Rule - the ass has to be dressed appropriately - french knickers, boy shorts, jockeys, boxers or tight fitting trousers. I'll let you have throngs as well, as long as they are tasteful. No naked asses.


And probably more to come.

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Well... Donna is pretty decisive. However she might slow down the process with her meticulous nit picking. Also I think it is possible that she would try and say this is some gender roll repression or something, but then again it is a co-ed situation so I think we might be good. Maybe we should just send out a call for anyone that wants to be a judge and then pick from that.

Hmmm, I see your point. Yeah, this is a safe friendly appreciation of ass. No obscenity required.

Well I think NB is kind of distracted at the promise from Charissa to give him a BJ if Global warming is a hoax. But it is a 30 year bet, so one or both of them will be senile by that time. So NB is planning on tricking Charissa into a once a day. Possibly multi bj per/day, pending on the level of dementia.

Well, what do you consider obscene?


I mean have you been to a beach in the last couple of years, just about anything goes.... Or do you mean like no Pig tails.

**Pig tails are these anal plugs that have a long pig tail so eh, I'm sure you get it.**

Ok, First order of business, we need to scout out the top 10 ass maniacs on good reads. These will be the judges.

Good rule.



What about pictures? I can see myself having a wall proudly named the “ode to booty" wall. It would probably change from year to year. Always have the top 30 posted up there in the living room.