Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Well I think Goodreads counts as an international venue. There are people from all over. I suppose it would be tough to award the Iranian booties thou, they all wear those loose man/women dresses.

Clearly there will have to be rules of participation.


This may wind up leading to a percentage of the global population just getting stared at for a day. You and Ann will have to stay indoors... Unless you are still looking for Mr. Right/right now.

Very well, I'll take a shitload of pictures of my ass in various jockeys and yoga shorts. Avatar time baby! Or maybe not. With enough support the government pencil pushers will get on board. It's all about the votes.

http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fl...

Ok, we are in agreement; I think most of the western world (the society most likely to enjoy this new tradition, without hijacking a plane.) Is nice in August. If not then they can take over superdomes and just have bum parades around the field.


We better not get all the details knocked out, otherwise what will you do for the next 14 days… eh I mean 10 days, four of those days you will be out working on that reputation of yours :-p

true story again.

Thongs... lots and lots of thongs. Boy shorts panties, eh... Getting distracted by my own imagination. It has been two weeks, I am uber ready to go home.

Sometime where most of the planet is warm. We want to see the bum, not snow pants.

Well you could spend the down time thinking up ways to make international booty day a reality.

We are talking about the common good here Hayley. It's time to be a team player, now buck up.

Apparently you have never herd of collateral damage. I am willing to give up a few dumb asses for the sake of booty pillaging for a day. Think of it as indiscriminate population control.

True story. I think there was more to it then drugs. But to be honest and fair I really don't know anything about it. I just don't care, so I don't follow all that crap. I'm not into celebrity worship like much of America is. I like movies, I like how some actors act, but I don't have the sick desperation to know what they are doing every second.

And I really don't care what their political views are. If I hear one more actor/actress run their suck about issues, Like I am suppose to give a fuck who ass clown Jane Fonda thinks I should vote for. Get real! I just don't get it. Dude, you act, and do drugs, and I'm going to listen to you because...

We should scrap sweetest day for Bum day. I would go out and buy cards for all the ladies with nice back racks.


We could set up the first ever international holiday. If it is international then surly they would have to give us a day off right?

Then I could run around all day staring at asses, and handing out cards and edible panties.

What she needs to do is stop wearing panties and take a really long time getting out of cars, then John Q public will be all over it. I hate the tabloids.

{:-/ Well... eh... I'm not good at flat out lying so, I think you will be on your own for a bit. You can prey for an economic boom for a week or two, to occupy your time. I hardly ever come on when I am home. However if all my friends abandon me to go out to the flats for the fourth I might be around. No promises.

Perhaps MontyBimbo,she might be around. She doesn't have anything to do now that schools out.

I have a little secret for you Hayley. Without actually ever seeing it I can say, with a high probability of being accurate, that your bum is probably the favorite body part of most men you have been with. I think it is a huge misconception that the boobs are the main attraction. Many of my fellow brethren are bum spectators. Nothing beats a nice ass. True the boobs don't go un-noticed but still, the main attraction is probably the bum, particularly if, as you say, is a nice shelf.

Can you hear it RA?

:::A crowd applauds RA's perception of the situation:::

At lest you can go to Amazon. Our IT department is insane with the block button, truth be told I have no idea how I am able to go to goodreads.

I don't even want to contemplate the chances of IT figuring it out.

You brits are strange. How can you take something great like an ass, and give it a goody name like shelf...


Here are a few terms you can inject into the UK.

Bubble

Onion booty

Padonkadonk

Money maker

Man magnate

Spunk sponge

Tap-tastic

Hoe ride

Love bumper

Hump bump
The list goes on and on. Granted some are a bit crass, but all are better then shelf. How many books can you place on your shelf before they start falling off?