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“
That's a charming story," Alaric said, glancing at Ayda. "What's the moral? Never marry an elf?"
"Never anger an elf," she corrected him.
"Probably good advice," Alaric said.
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― A Threat of Shadows
― A Threat of Shadows
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Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!
I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy.
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― Alice on the Outside
― Alice on the Outside
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