Bart King's Blog, page 37

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED

FRIEND: Could you watch our cats for a couple of days?

ME: Sure!

FRIEND: Great. And just one more thing…

ME: *%#!

Today is National Hot Toddy Day!

But don't tell Todd, or he'll never shut up about it.

Totes.

It's a slow news day, so I'll just remind you that...

I NEED THIS SWEATER (Via.)

It's sad, but I knew he was going to say that.

True Story!

TRUE STORY: A couple of neighborhood kids knocked on the door yesterday.
"What's up, guys?"
"We have a project in English class on our favorite author. And we were wondering —"
"I don't know J.K. Rowling!" I yelled, slamming the door.
Ha! I kid.

Actually, I was flabbergasted. So I stood there, in a state of flabbergast, and we chatted. They're coming back later to take an author photo, so I'll spend most of today sprucing up. So no calls, please! (Except from J.K. Rowling. I'll take those.)

In 2017, I'm all, like, this...

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No, wait, I'm really all like THIS:
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*powers down light saber*

  Via.

This was my top post of 2016.

Me, at your party