Steven Liebowitz's Blog, page 11
June 5, 2020
Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
Trump Jokes
#1 If Donald Trump wants a wall
If Donald Trump wants a wall, he can start a Go Fund me page, and his supporters can pay for it
#2 How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?
How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?
He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Trump is like a diaper Self absorbed and full of shit
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June 3, 2020
Wise Wednesday
Wise Wednesday
On the Other Side
Right now, as you and I read this, we are on the other side.
The other side of all our mistakes, bad choices, weaknesses, etc.
Mysteriously, we are always more than what we’ve hurt or broken.
We grow from the soil of our mistakes.
Spirit Tech can help.
It’s never too late to choose again, from our core.
Thank goodness!
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June 1, 2020
Mindful Monday
Mindful Monday
Bad as it gets, it’s still funny. Humor helps. Some of these are actually good.
The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
30 days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31, except for March which has infinite.
What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.
Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.
Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.
What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.
If coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?
Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.
So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.
May 29, 2020
Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
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May 27, 2020
Wise Wednesday
Wise Wednesday
The Womb of a Deeper Life
No amount of thinking can stop thinking.
Only jumping from the boat of the ego into the ocean of spirit can quiet the babble.
We’ve got to have the courage to surrender our fear, stubbornness and dreams of control, not to another idea, but to the stillness that is the source of ideas.
No amount of thinking about the sun will warm me.
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May 25, 2020
Memorial Day
Mindful Monday
Memorial Day
“Thank you for your service,” is totally inadequate! Honoring and practicing the ideals veterans served is required! One of those ideals is free and fair elections for all. Russian or other interference in our elections is not acceptable. Moscow Mitch and those that elect and support him, and there are millions of them, know that funding for election security, not lip service and party above county behavior is what is required.
Limiting polling places, hours and days as many Republican states do, is the kind of lip service that says, “Thank you for your service,” while dishonoring veterans’ sacrifices.
Neither Trump, nor McConnell, nor Bush the younger (who actively avoided serving), nor most of the members of Congress and state legislators ever served.
Veterans, friends, family and patriots, please, wake up and stop supporting the Party that says, “Thank you for your service,” while actively under-cutting the ideals veterans served.
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May 22, 2020
Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
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May 20, 2020
Mindful Monday
Mindful Monday
Chasing the Butterfly
Thank you to the folks that came to the Zoom meeting yesterday!
Something I did once, ages ago, when I was younger, and probably you did too, is chase a butterfly. Thrilled with its beauty, grace and freedom, I wanted to have and hold it. But caught in my cupped hands, I couldn’t see it. To see it, I had to let it go.
I still chase and cling, cling and chase; only now coming to understand that the deepest things beat within, made dark and fearful by clinging, only uplifting when they’re let them go.
Spirit Tech helps with the letting go.
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May 18, 2020
Spirit Tech on Zoom
Spirit Tech on Zoom
Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now. TOMORROW! Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM. Here’s the link: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944....
Please download the latest version of Zoom for this to work well. TY!
May 15, 2020
Spirit Tech on Zoom
Spirit Tech on Zoom
Join us for a guided discussion of what Spiritual Technology is and how it can be of use right now. This free, one hour session will feature Q&A, explanations and tools that can be of use right now. Tuesday, 5/19, 9AM. Here’s the link: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81412646944...
