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Remember Me Being Too Lazy To Get Fast Food Yesterday?

Remember me being too lazy yesterday to bother getting fast food and actually eating what I had at home instead? Well, today I’m too lazy to write a real post! Let’s watch a Cheez Wiz commercial from the 80s instead.

Love those 80s commercials.

Have You Ever Eaten Food At Home Because You Were Too Lazy To Get Fast Food?

Have you ever eaten food at home because you got too lazy? This actually happened the other night. My wife was going to get Taco Bell on the way home from volleyball, but called when she was on the way to make sure she still should and we collectively decided we didn’t really feel like bothering and would just eat something we had at home instead.

For some reason, this struck me as odd this morning when I reflected upon it.

We Should Have An App For The Ice Cream Person

I was just thinking of last summer and I could never flag down the ice cream person. I could hear the ice cream trucks go through my neighborhood, but they never went down my block while I was outside. I’d hear them and try to pop out to flag them down, but they were always going down other blocks and didn’t see me. I figured, why not have an app? You could just indicate that you wanted the ice cream person to stop and it could buzz when they were going down you block. Something like that. I’m sure someone could figure out something.

The current plan just isn’t working.

I Just Can’t Read William Blake Anymore

I just can’t read William Blake anymore. I was only so big on his poetry to begin with, but this totally killed it:

I just can’t not think of this when I hear his name anymore.

Where All My Deadman Fan Friends At?

Where all my Deadman fan friends at? I was surprised a while back to find out there was one. I used to read the comic a while back, but not a whole lot of people did. It was funny to find out I knew someone else who did too, and then funny to find out someone bothered to make an animated gif from the comic.

Guess it has more fans than Ralph Snart, which is only a shame for poor Ralph.

Coachella Counters That The Entire Festival Has Been Faked For Years

Influencer Gabbie Hanna ignited controversy recently by faking a trip to Coachella for her followers. “Big whoop,” Coachella organizers reportedly commented, “we’ve been faking the whole festival for years.”

Apparently, the festival seemed to be getting stale somewhere around 2007 and the organizers found they could make just as much money by hyping a nonexistent event and putting out random concert clips. “No one even noticed,” the organizers purportedly remarked. “It’s not as if anyone can afford to go. Honestly though, one of the videos we provided this year was of Yogi Bear singing “Do Me” by Bell Biv Devoe. How did no one catch on?

Regarding Yesterday’s Post…

Regarding yesterday’s post…my juror  number was not within the pool required to report.

YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

I Have Jury Duty Tomorrow

I have jury duty tomorrow. Will it be like this?

Or like this?

Or like this?

Or will I get out of it entirely?

We’ll just have to wait to see.

Sorry But We Don’t Do That Joke Anymore

How obscure can we get? How about a joke that needs you to get what day it is, the joke I used to do, and an obscure joke from a long gone comic book?

I’m sorry, but we don’t do that joke anymore.

I’m Sorry

I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.