Pat Hatt's Blog, page 184

Catch Each One With My Run!

Little rhyming ass and whoopdi friggin doo have come to pass, but that is just here. What are others that perk up your ear? Are there ones you know? Let's see with my flow.

Nanu nanu!
I stole your shoe.
God will get you for that!
He wouldn't smite a cat.

Dy-no-mite!
He'd blow me out of sight?
Who loves ya, baby?
Marcia, marcia, marcia, maybe?

Eat my shorts.
Some new sports?
No soup for you!
I don't eat it at my zoo.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Unless the bottle you abuse.
Did I do that?
Beats the cat.

Yabba dabba doo!
That beats the cat too.
Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman.
Nope, just a flying trash can.

Just one more thing!
Is it some sort of ring?
You rang?
I never heard a clang.

Here's what happened you say?
The bad guy got away?
Book em, Danno!
All he did was steal a piano.

This tape will self destruct in five seconds.
Curiosity beckons.
To the Batmobile!
Has lost its appeal.

Hey bub!
No, don't want a belly rub.
Kiss my grits!
Nah, the cat likes armpits.

Get them all,
With my catchphrase call?
Come now don't be coy,
Good night, John Boy!

You had to get one or two as the catchphrases came due. At least the first two as they are used all the time at my zoo. See, I at least made it so you could not get a big fat zero. Isn't the cat your hero? Now one more catchphrase has to come to pass as I walk off shaking my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Best Of The Best, Forget The Rest!

The cat is in two places today. Double the rhyming as he guest's at this bay!
Ever notice how things are so grand across the land? Then you get them and they suck. Of course you may think you just have rotten luck. But there could be more to it at your pit.

This is grand,
This is great.
Across the land,
Owning is your fate.

This casino is #1.
It is like no other.
You can win a ton.
Can be used by your mother.

This document will get you rich.
Come and see.
Just scratch that itch.
You to can live free.

This laptop is the best.
You need it indeed.
It beats all the rest.
It has such high speed.

This site is well worth it.
Just go and see.
It may cost a bit,
But it will impress thee.

This program has it all.
Download it today.
You need it at your hall.
It's only a little pay.

This will help you lose weight.
I bet you will love it.
On your next date,
You will be a hit.

This hotel rocks.
Stay there you must.
It will blow off your socks,
You can even find lust.

This airline is top notch.
They beat everyone.
They even serve scotch.
They make flying fun.

I rated them all,
Just here for you.
Just check my wall,
You will see all is true.

Don't they all sound grand across the land? But if you take a little look you can see they are affiliates at their nook. So what else are they going to say? Stay away? Nope, they want their percentage to come due. So it is so great and grand at their zoo. And if you don't like number one they have nine more to give a run. They are almost as great with each pass. Thankfully no one is affiliated with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Make Them Pay At Their Bay!

So have you ever wanted to make someone pay? I bet you have at your bay. Now I have a tip for you. It rhymes with you too. Seen this a while ago and had to give it a go.

You neighbor is a jerk,
This would be a perk.
You'd surely settle the score.
Wait until you find out more.

That family member is insane.
But you can't ship them on a train.
At least not legally anyway.
But come what may.

Are you in the know?
Ready for it to show?
Just wait and see.
Payback will come for thee.

That boss needs to die.
But then you'd fry.
Don't get all murder crazy.
This will make their eyesight hazy.

A blogger really stinks,
You've given them a few winks.
Maybe you want to stop their mess?
Easy to do if you have their address.

Have you guessed yet?
Nope, is what I bet.
But we are getting there.
Wait for it at my lair.

Your ex left you high and dry,
They even made you cry.
We can't have that.
Get payback, stat!

That mechanic ripped you off.
You could sit and scoff.
But there is a better way,
To make that mechanic pay.

Or anyone at all,
There at your hall.
It could make them mad,
Maybe just a tad.

And what is it?
I think its a hit.
And it rhymes a bit.
Why it's elephant shit.

That is right! Poop Senders will help you in your fight. You have elephant, gorilla and cow. I don't even want to know how. Saw it on DWei's blog a while back. I had to give it a shout out at my shack. Payback that way won't get you thrown in some prison bay. Now you can mail crap in mass. It doesn't even come from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Two Light Hearted Fools Leave The Coast And Meet A Ghost!

They have come back once again and they are at a giant litter box den. Nope, not that Bora Bora place. I guess today the desert they embrace.

There they are,
At a giant sand bar.
It works for me,
Where ever I can pee.

But then there is a ghost.
I guess they invaded their coast.
It states that when in view
While ripping off a movie or two.

I guess the ghost is holy.
Nope, not holy moly.
But that can work as well,
As it damns them to hell.

The holy ghost writer,
Can't pull an all nighter.
He needs a story now.
So he wants the two nuts to wow.

Zapping them here and there,
Without a single care.
But does a story come due?
I guess you'll just have to view.





Wow, with a title like that the book will have to be bigger than a cat. All those words won't fit on one page. Unless so tiny they look like seed in a bird cage. I guess rip offs always seem to come to pass, even one made up by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

The Cat Will Play With The Ninja Wannabe Today!

The cat can't resist movies at his sea. So I joined the blogfest of the ninja wannabe. I had to move a post or two around as well. That can just cause my ocd hell. But what the heck. Some movies can hit the deck. So favorites few have heard of you say. I can do that at my bay.

Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life. 
A fun kid one,That I remember giving a run. But it seems no ones recalls it.He did help make American Pie a hit.
Sheriff: [to Buck] Doing that time in there didn't do a damn thing for you, did it? You were an asshole then and you're a 'bigger' asshole now!
Not sure if still good.But liked it years ago at my hood.Some clever tricks,To kill the biker hicks.
Alex Furlong: Give it up, Vacendak. You couldn't catch a cold. You couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse!
A fun live forever movie,Before the whole dystopian thing got groovy.A really good idea too.Been a while since I gave it a view.
Max Landsberger: Lesson No.4: the secret to survival here is never make a decision.
Jack Issel: Never?
Max Landsberger: Never. The minute you do, you're screwed. 
This one was fun,When I gave it a run.A bit weird though,With a peculiar flow.
Dan Bartlett: They call me 'Mr. Determined.'
Watched it many a time. Well worth the dime.Has to get the girl,No matter what sends him for a whirl.
Matt Douglas: You're a whore. Admit it. Admit you're a big whore. Go ahead.
Russell Kramer: Name three women from the District of Columbia that you didn't bang when you were in office - what am I talking about? Name one.
Matt Douglas: Screw you.
Russell Kramer: Blow me.
One of the best buddy travel movies going,Next to Midnight Run's showing.Everybody out to kill them both,As they have to get south.
The Father: You've got a terrible case of "nobody tells me what to do".
Watched it a while back.Liked what I saw at my shack.It had a ghostbuster too.So that works for my zoo.
Matt Halloran: You are something, kid. Killed all my best men and you're still standing. What do you say we make a deal? You work for me as my own personal hit guy? 
This one isn't even on DVD.I think it was made for TV.Watched it a few times a while ago.Definitely enjoyed the show.
Dr. Verboven: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being.
Jack McDermott: Stay out of my psychosis! Now get your ass in that van.
Just watched this one the other day.Fun is had at the loonie bay.Or at least when they go away,And the loons get left astray.
Brantley Foster: Please God, help me get out of this. I swear I'll go all over the world telling people not to screw the boss's wife.
Fun to give a go,As he runs to and fro,Living two lives at his sea.Even sleeping with his auntie.
Seen any of them at your sea? Those were the rare ones that were/are enjoyed by me. Of course there are many more but these popped in first at my shore. And there you go for the ninja wannabe's blogfest pass. Some more movies from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

No Matter The Amount You Count!

So did you ever think about while sitting bored or playing out, the amount of times in the day when you count away? Haven't caught on to me yet? Just follow the flow of the pet.

Start your day,
To your dismay.
Early to rise,
Still not so wise.

Count the minutes to work,
With that boss jerk.
Unless the boss jerk is you,
Then you just count at your zoo.

Count the seconds to go,
Before food is ready to show.
You have to eat,
Before the walk down the street.

Count the miles you walk,
Or bike or just stalk.
Or more than likely drive,
Hopefully you survive.

Count the miles to go,
Before an oil change is to show.
Or the tires need be changed.
Maybe the car needs to be rearranged.

Count the seconds of the day,
Until you can be on your way.
Count the hours for your pay.
The government takes half anyway.

Count the stairs you climb.
Hey, it's done by a mime.
Or maybe one with OCD.
No, never done by me.

Count the reps you workout.
Sometimes you even shout.
You want all to see,
Big old muscle-y thee.

Count the birds in your yard.
Hopefully past ten isn't hard.
Count the days until you mow.
Don't mow over your toe.

Count the days of the week.
Count your age at your creek.
Count the squares on the wall.
You simply count it all.

Who said math would never be used. I know, you feel abused. All that counting you never thought about. But now the counting jig is out. Or would that be up? Go ask a pup. I will count the times I pass gas out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

No Need To Scoff, Just A Little Off!

Ever have a word of three at your sea that looks right but it is spelled wrong? I have come to find a few as I sing my daily rhyming song.

I go all whalla at my sea.
I have done the whalla spree.
Oopsy, my french sucks.
Viola it is, aww shucks.

Then one from before,
Went all flare at my shore.
Fine if a signal I need to send,
But flair is the correct trend.

Another has to do with spit,
And my ocd did not let me spell it.
Yeah, we'll go with that,
Flem = phlegm at every mat.

Those three are mine,
That were caught by the feline.
I'm sure there are more.
I find some as I explore.

Libary I've seen a time or ten.
I guess they like berries at their den.
I wonder if they are tasty too?
I guess a library could tell you.

Harrass I came across.
Maybe they didn't floss?
Nope, R it wasn't you.
I won't harass and turn you blue.

One lit a fire,
Going firey to aspire.
I guess fiery is a liar.
Fire must be dire.

Gage was a fun one.
Looks right when done.
But I couldn't gauge it.
Maybe they both are a hit.

Believe me I have seen,
Many pop up on screen.
Beleve me I say,
They are on display.

But I don't care.
Just what I've seen at my or another lair.
I accommadate all.
Oh yeah, accommodate at my hall.

Any words you flip flop when away they drop? Seen any at any other sea that stick out to thee? Catch a few of mine yet? That is a safe bet. Many sure do come to pass. But oh well, says my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Not A One Dumb? I Will Dispute That Chum!

So they say there is no such thing as a dumb question near and far. I bet I could disprove that theory at my sand bar. Want to take that bet? What? Are you afraid of a little rhyming pet?

Can frogs hop?
Nope, they walk and bop.
Is dirty dirt dirty?
Redundant or weird and flirty?

Can a fly fly?
Give it a try.
Does a house house you?
Some may read that wrong in view.

Is what is good for the goose good for the gander?
Not if the goose has dander.
Can a car with no tires go?
Sure, if in the sea you want to row.

Is what's on TV real?
Let's play deal or no deal.
Does water taste water like?
Unless some dye takes a hike.

Can a ninja wannabe be a wannabe?
It's a wannabe of a ninja wannabe spree.
Can a Gawker gawk?
Nah, they just talk.

Does a pusher push?
Might even grope your tush.
Do you dodge at dodgeball?
Nope, just line up on the wall.

Does a workout work you out?
Nah, you just twist and shout.
Does music make noise?
Even when experiencing umm joys.

Is a wall flat?
Flat as a mat.
Do hats go on your head?
Nope, they cover things in bed.

Do you eat food?
Unless it is crude.
Are toys matter?
Even if served up on a platter.

Are numb tongues numb?
I'd say, chum.
How foolish is a light hearted fool?
Somewhere between normal and those who drool.

See, I win! Cough up the dough at my bin. What, you did not bet? Don't try and renege on the cat. I will send a bone breaker after you. Okay, maybe just fleas to your knees at your zoo. So now you know dumb questions can come to pass, all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

That Makes Three Here At My Sea!

So here we are once more at my sand bar. It seems like any other day as I have a post on display. But it is a little different somehow. Today the cat can kind of wow.

Three years in a row,
Here at my show.
Not a day missed,
Not even with a bum wrist.

Pays to be far ahead,
Then you can rest when you feel dead.
And a rant and rave,
Can come in for the save.

Whether a thought or rant,
Things show at my plant,
Each and every day.
3 whole years today.

Now don't get confused,
Yes, I've abused.
I may have amused,
Some brain cells may have fused,

But this isn't the day,
I started my bay,
Just the day I went hey,
Let's post every day.

You can't shut a mouthy cat up,
As bad as a yappy pup.
But at least we don't eat our own crap,
Or another's across the map.

Back on task,
What is that you ask?
Bragging a bit,
Don't hiss and spit.

It doesn't become you,
You look funny too.
But I'll pretend you don't.
Wait! No I won't.

Yep, a mean old cat.
And a bit of a dingbat.
But crazy is the way to be,
Here at my rhyming sea.

But who is crazier in the end?
The cat or those who visit my rhyming trend?
Hmmm especially some that come every day,
Like old numb tongue to have her say.

So who is crazier? I can pick out who is lazier. But I think crazy still goes to me. Although I've got you close behind me at my sea. And now 3 years in a row have come to pass. I am sure 4 will happen from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Another Place To Embrace!

So we will journey once more across the Earth at my shore. To places that are strange and to get there, may cost a chunk of change. But at least we can sit and see all of them for free.


The eye of Africa is its name.
I guess it is something of fame.
40km in diameter it is,
With its circular biz.

A Richat Structure is what it is called,
I guess round and round rocks gets balled.
Or something like that.
That goes right over the cat.

But the so called legitimate reason,
We will ignore for a season.
Why? Because it's more fun,
To give the theories a run.

A meteor landed and went boom,
Causing all sorts of doom.
That is one way to go,
But they say it would leave a different blow.

I guess all meteors land the same?
That is rather lame.
And I doubt it too.
But lets pretend at my zoo.

Then there is one,
That is more fun.
An ancient bomb was set off.
The aliens did it, cough cough.

Anubis was fed up,
He was one weird standing pup.
So he set the bomb off there,
To prove his power and make all care.

They bowed down to the aliens after that.
Making them pyramids, stat!
Until one faithful day,
When the aliens went away.

But the bomb mark remains,
Seen by all sorts of planes.
The aliens left their mark,
So you know too fear their bark.

Or it was just a rounding rock,
That comes as no shock.
That is just dull though,
I vote for the alien blow.
Now you have gone to Africa at my sea. There live the ancestors of me. Bad grammar I know. But who cares when aliens can strike such a blow. I need a big bomb shelter of a super class to protect my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.