Best Of The Best, Forget The Rest!

The cat is in two places today. Double the rhyming as he guest's at this bay!
Ever notice how things are so grand across the land? Then you get them and they suck. Of course you may think you just have rotten luck. But there could be more to it at your pit.

This is grand,
This is great.
Across the land,
Owning is your fate.

This casino is #1.
It is like no other.
You can win a ton.
Can be used by your mother.

This document will get you rich.
Come and see.
Just scratch that itch.
You to can live free.

This laptop is the best.
You need it indeed.
It beats all the rest.
It has such high speed.

This site is well worth it.
Just go and see.
It may cost a bit,
But it will impress thee.

This program has it all.
Download it today.
You need it at your hall.
It's only a little pay.

This will help you lose weight.
I bet you will love it.
On your next date,
You will be a hit.

This hotel rocks.
Stay there you must.
It will blow off your socks,
You can even find lust.

This airline is top notch.
They beat everyone.
They even serve scotch.
They make flying fun.

I rated them all,
Just here for you.
Just check my wall,
You will see all is true.

Don't they all sound grand across the land? But if you take a little look you can see they are affiliates at their nook. So what else are they going to say? Stay away? Nope, they want their percentage to come due. So it is so great and grand at their zoo. And if you don't like number one they have nine more to give a run. They are almost as great with each pass. Thankfully no one is affiliated with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.