Dave Barry's Blog, page 125

JUST AS YOU SUSPECTED

Hot testicles may explain why elephants hardly ever get cancer

(Thanks to Linda Schujter)

DA-DUM... DA-DUM...

Shark sends beachgoers running for shore

(Thanks to EricY)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Irvine man finds human remains while leveling driveway, police say

(Thanks to Thomas Wilcox, who says "I recommend not doing big projects around the home.")

AND IN SPORTS

Snail Racing World Championships make post-pandemic return

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: POOLE

Police called to Tatnam Road in Poole over fight over duck

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: QUINCY

A video was posted on the Quincy Police Department���s Facebook page of a person dressed in a bunny suit who broke into the winners wash laundromat.

(Thanks to EricY)

HAS ANYBODY CROAKED?

British villagers discover frog larvae in tap water

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING LOWER

Foot fondler on the loose in Lake Tahoe area, officials warn

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan and EricY)

CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS

Man arrested for drunk canoeing on Christina Lake, say police

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE BIG WINNERS ARE THE LAWYERS

Birds may ���divorce��� due to promiscuity or long spells apart

(Thanks to B&C)