Dave Barry's Blog, page 129

FORGET SPACECRAFT; WHAT ABOUT FLYING CARS?

Aliens are helping Western governments develop spacecraft, expert claims

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "He's an expert, so he must know.")

THANKS TO EVERYBODY

...for the Happy Birthday wishes. I can honestly say this is the best birthday I've had in, like, a year. 

NOBODY EVER SAID THIS ABOUT 'COPACABANA'

"For some bizarre reason, women seem to feel compelled to take their shirts off when we play it..."

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE... WATCH OUT!

Mexican mayor weds crocodile in harvest ritual

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A WETSUIT CHANGE

Florida woman felt a ���tap��� on her paddleboard ��� and a hammerhead was hot on her tail

(Thanks to EricY)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

Dennis Rodman Reveals He Played An NBA Game Right After Breaking His Penis

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

AND THEY WANT BEER

Asian hornet numbers 'absolutely crazy' this year

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

DON'T MESS WITH MAINE WOMEN

Maine woman punches bear that chased her dog

(Thanks to EricY)

DOWN BOY

Meet Thermonator, the Flamethrower-Wielding Robot Dog

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SOUTH FLORIDA SPORTS

Here's the moon rising while the sun sets over DRV Pink Stadium during the Inter Miami vs. Austin soccer game last night.