Dave Barry's Blog, page 130

OR WHAT?

Kim Jong Un Orders North Koreans To Stop Killing Themselves

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "This should work.")

'UNTAPPED' IS MAYBE NOT THE BEST WORD CHOICE

The vagina has huge untapped medical potential.

(Thanks to Roberto)

AND IN SPORTS

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day Yesterday!

He's happy, anyway.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Plymouth woman accused of driving drunk to job interview at Sheriff���s Department

(Thanks to Bernie Black, who says "Amazingly NOT a FL resident.")

THEY'LL LEAVE ONCE THEY SEE THE RENT PRICES

Tiny, winged insects swarm New York City: ���The end is nigh���

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Sex life of rare 'leopard-print' frog revealed

(Thanks to Steve Bradford and Michael Parry)

SWANS ARE BASICALLY LARGE FEATHERED SQUIRRELS

London train line halted by swan on the tracks

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

The croquet grudge match that decides how River Nene is pronounced

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY'LL KNOW WHICH IT IS ONCE THEY CHECK ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Wallaby or kangaroo found running loose on Kansas highway

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEY HAUL BURRITOS IN SEMIS?

A beefy mess was left on a Nebraska highway when a cattle truck and a semi hauling a load of burritos collided, police said.

(Thanks to John Lobert)