Dave Barry's Blog, page 128

HARD PASS

Hear how long it takes Joey Chestnut to recover from hot dog eating contests

(Thanks to RonT)

'IS THIS YOUR MOM?'

Pink Concert Goes Sideways When Fan Throws Mother���s Ashes Onstage

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DOES CANADA HAVE A SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM?

We will let you decide.

(Thanks to Roberto)

ALERT LEVEL: MAXIMUM

The Guardian reported that 92-year-old Colette Ferry, a resident of the tiny French village Frontenex, received a visit from local law enforcement after they received complaints from neighbors about noisy frogs in her yard.

(Thanks to MOTW)

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD?

Why it's harder to stand up as you age

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THIS HAPPENED IN NANTUCKET; GUESS WHERE THE CAR IS REGISTERED

Car Discovered Submerged At Children's Beach

(Thanks to Dr. Pangloss)

AND IN SPORTS, WE THINK

Bairstow walked out of his crease after the final ball of an over, before Australian wicket-keeper Alex Carey stumped him.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "If he walked out of his crease, what choice do we have?")

EVERY DAY THEY GET MORE BRAZEN

Vaping squirrel stuns woman at park after scurrying up tree to puff in peace

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Have a good one, folks. But be careful out there.

AND IT WAS NOT DEAD

Grandad finds snake in bag of broccoli he bought in Aldi

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)