Dave Barry's Blog, page 121

SOMEWHERE NEARBY IS A TINY CONTROL TOWER MANNED BY SQUIRRELS

Mail delivery suspended in Texas neighborhood due to dive-bombing hawk

(Thanks to MOTW)

DO YOU EVER GET HEADACHES?

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

SEND THIS ENTIRE PARLIAMENT TO WASHINGTON

Mass brawl breaks out in Kosovo parliament over Pinocchio picture and water toss

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND IN SPORTS

Take us out to the Savannah Bananas.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

IT'S RUNNING FOR CONGRESS

Scientists discover huge, heat-emitting blob on the far side of the moon

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY'RE SMALL, BUT THEY'RE HIGHLY ORGANIZED

Sea Cucumber Crime Is a Thing

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE APPROVE, BUT WE DON'T WANT ONE

The Squallet

(Thanks to Brad Slager)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

NYC Man Allegedly Learns That Towing Someone Else���s Cars And Selling Them For Scrap Is Illegal

(Thanks to MOTW)

CANADA: LAND OF CULTURE

Ontario woman breaks record for largest toothbrush collection in the world

(Thanks to EricY)

BOLO

Wildlife Officials Seek Aggressive Sea Otter Stealing Surfers��� Boards

(Thanks to Annette and Ralph)

And yes, of course, ASO WBAGNFARB.