Dave Barry's Blog, page 120

IT WAS ETC. AFTER ETC.

Snake hunters nab 19-foot-long Burmese python in Florida

(Thanks to Robert Moats and nursecindy, who says "If I lived in Florida, I'd never leave the house.")

IT WON'T BE EASY, BUT THEY'LL FIND A WAY

Can Airline Seating Get Any Worse?

(Thanks to Steve K.)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

People Are Consuming These Glitter Pills To Make Their Poop Sparkle

(Thanks to Roberto)

(We think we might have blogged this already at some point, so as a precaution judi will be fired.)

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO FLORIDA

TOURIST NEARLY GETS SUV STUCK IN DRIVE-THROUGH REDWOOD TREE

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT:

Home Depot Buckets are NOT Food-Grade Home Depot Buckets are NOT Food-Grade

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Heartbreaking news.")

JOURNALISM

The Post is on it.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This changes everything.")

WE WILL NOW PASS THROUGH THE CABIN AND POKE EVERYBODY WITH A NEEDLE

Flight Attendants Are Now Checking That All Passengers Are Real After Viral Karen Meltdown

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND A REALLY BIG ROLLER

Turns out all we may need to stop climate change is 139 billion gallons of super-duper white paint

(Thanks to Ralph)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Useless smuggler is caught with five live snakes stuffed in her BRA after customs staff noticed her ���oddly-shaped��� breasts

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Beer-Me-Baby provides a clever way to disguise a beer cooler while people think he���s pushing a baby stroller.

(Thanks to John Lobert)