Dave Barry's Blog, page 123

DEPARTMENT OF SIGNS THAT MAKE SENSE ONLY IF YOU LIVE IN SOUTH FLORIDA

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Kentucky police chase pet pig around neighborhood

(Thanks to William Falzone)

Possibly Related Story: A man in Kentucky has harvested a fortune in gold from his cornfield, after stumbling across a cache of more than 700 gold coins dating back to the Civil War era.

(Thanks to B&C)

AND IN UNDERWATER HOCKEY

Wonthaggi���s representatives are Dave Barry-McCaulay, Kirsteen Reid, Kevin Chisholm and Kasey Hoskins.

ANYBODY MISSING ANYBODY?

The United States Postal Service is looking for a way to get 452 packages of unidentified cremated remains to their final destination, according to a report by the USPS Office of Inspector General.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

A Canadian startup has received a yearlong contract with the federal government to deliver cargo to remote areas of Canada using a self-flying airplane.

(Thanks to The Perts)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Asteroid the size of 100 hot dogs to pass Earth on Monday

(Thanks to MOTW and Roberto)

IT COULD NOT BE MORE 'OBVIOUS'

Loch Ness Monster hunter 'wins lottery' after capturing video of 'obvious' creature

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SURELY WE CAN TRUST THEM

Robots say they have no plans to steal jobs or rebel against humans

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Jellyfish-like creatures called Blue Buttons that spit out waste through their mouths are washing up on Texas beaches

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

....what we have is naked chickens.

(Thanks to Ralph)