Dave Barry's Blog, page 122

AND YOU BETTER NOT DISRESPECT IT

A giant troll made of recycled trash from abandoned building now lives in South Jersey

(Thanks to Ralph)

It's actually quite impressive.

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Police searching for screaming woman find loud parrot

(Thanks to Ralph)

Loud Parrot is not a bad name for a rock band.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE CANADIAN SITUATION COULD NOT DETERIORATE ANY FURTHER

Southwestern Ontario town pulls confusing road sign

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Jury decides Aretha Franklin will found in her couch is a valid document

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

TEXAS HOLD 'EM? STUD? LOWBALL?

Streaker is arrested after gyrating naked on poker tables at Harrah's in Las Vegas

(Thanks to Roberto)

IT'S CALLED THE STOPPER-UPPER

Burger King���s new offering in Thailand has no meat and 20 slices of cheese

(Thanks to many people)

COLD

Rattlesnake swallowed a mouse while it was stuck in mousetrap, New Mexico photos show

(Thanks to MOTW)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Toronto Zoo urges visitors to quit showing ���upsetting��� cell phone videos to gorillas

(Thanks to Annette, The Perts and Nancy Gill)

SITUATIONS LIKE THIS ARE WHY COMMERCIAL JETS NEED EJECTION SEATS

A business-class passenger on a United flight threw a tantrum after finding out his meal choice was unavailable, forcing the airline to divert to Chicago

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

CLEAR AS DAY

Man amazed to find he accidentally photographed a UFO as he took a selfie in Mexico

(Thanks to EricY)

We're amazed that he wasn't gobsmacked.