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January 27, 2014
Gather Me remix featuring Beyonce...
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Every day this week, we will post a poem from Daniel Bailey’s Gather Me. And every poem that we post will “feature” a line from a song or poem that is not really part of Daniel’s poem. If you can identify which line does not belong in Daniel’s poem, either reblog this post and say which line…
an easy way to win a free copy of gather me is happening on the scrambler books tumblr this week.
be prepared for me to reblog these all week.
January 25, 2014
the drunk sonnets by daniel bailey
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THE DRUNK SONNETS BY DANIEL BAILEY
"WHAT I WANT IS TO KEEP SITTING IN THIS FEELING FOREVER"
it is 10pm on a wednesday and i am eating kimchi and a sweet potato mash with chopsticks and sitting next to rowan. i finished the drunk sonnets in one read, a week ago. i like daniel bailey’s…
natalie chin wrote a nice review of the drunk sonnets. thank you, natalie.
i’m going to write a verse of a blink 182 song now…
alien 3 is on the tv right now. a big, bald guy with glasses is delivering a eulogy while a rottweiler walks around.
i’m feelin it.
hold up. someone or something just killed the rottweiler.
i’m feelin it.
now a black, bald guy with glasses is praying.
i’m feelin it.
goodreads reviews for gather me have begun (thanks dudes!). we...


goodreads reviews for gather me have begun (thanks dudes!). we will be putting up some more gather me related stuff this coming week. feel free to add a review on goodreads if you liked it. if you didn’t like it, keep it to your damn self. just kidding. if you didn’t like it you should email me about it and tell me a poem to write that would like to read. my email is hisnameisdan (at) gmail (dot) com.
otherwise you can still buy it here or here or here for one dollar.
January 21, 2014
august is my russell wilson, but van helsing is definitely my...

august is my russell wilson, but van helsing is definitely my richard sherman. loren is my erin andrews.
January 20, 2014
even as a cartoon this dunk is pretty amazing

even as a cartoon this dunk is pretty amazing
January 18, 2014
some hero decided the spray paint aisle deserved a sun.

some hero decided the spray paint aisle deserved a sun.
January 17, 2014
the coolest kids at wal-mart were the two brothers timidly...

the coolest kids at wal-mart were the two brothers timidly sword-fighting as their mother looked at board games for ~20 minutes
January 16, 2014
i think i like fake flowers more than i like real flowers.


i think i like fake flowers more than i like real flowers.
January 15, 2014
WHAT IS GOING TO KILL ME x 6
can 6 people tell me what is going to kill so i can write 6 poems about it?