Daniel Bailey's Blog, page 44
September 29, 2009
david ensminger's trailer park fragments
check out david ensminger's awesome new ebook, trailer park fragments, over at magic helicopter. this ebook is filled with incredible lines:
and so on
mike young is also giving you an opportuni...
Everything looks better when weeds resume their traffic.
What kind of man flattens the Missouri ground into a
concrete pancake, throws down a few trailers, and dies
without even taking an aspirin?
If I was religious,
I would walk into this trailer park and rebuild
Babylon under the sky the color of vacuum bags.
and so on
mike young is also giving you an opportuni...
September 26, 2009
wild cherry pepsi on a saturday night
got a poem up at inknode. thank you, maurice burford.
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from jens lekman's blog, 2006
August 8th 2006
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In Cincinatti I met a man who wanted to talk to me about cheeseburgers
He said in America you can get three cheeseburgers for a dollar
He said in Venice you can't get a pizza for ten dollars
That's thirty cheeseburgers
He asked me to sign his record
and draw a cheeseburger on it
Then he said "You must agree that all islamists deserve a bullet in their heads "
And I said no
Which ...
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from jens lekman's blog, 2006
August 8th 2006
* * *
In Cincinatti I met a man who wanted to talk to me about cheeseburgers
He said in America you can get three cheeseburgers for a dollar
He said in Venice you can't get a pizza for ten dollars
That's thirty cheeseburgers
He asked me to sign his record
and draw a cheeseburger on it
Then he said "You must agree that all islamists deserve a bullet in their heads "
And I said no
Which ...
September 23, 2009
how early is early?
apparently, someone is reading this blog right now. the proof is you!
oh shit. i hope every word i type gives you a better understanding and appreciation of the world around you. if not, oh well, thank you for reading these words.
been fartin' like real hardcore all night
been readin' and doin' dishes like all night
cleaned my toilet and sink
listenin' to punk rock
apostrophyin' my words
saw a skunk and wanted to bro down with the skunk, sprayin' predators and whatnot, eatin' garbage
having a brain i...
oh shit. i hope every word i type gives you a better understanding and appreciation of the world around you. if not, oh well, thank you for reading these words.
been fartin' like real hardcore all night
been readin' and doin' dishes like all night
cleaned my toilet and sink
listenin' to punk rock
apostrophyin' my words
saw a skunk and wanted to bro down with the skunk, sprayin' predators and whatnot, eatin' garbage
having a brain i...
September 21, 2009
i'm learning how to not be like me
this weekend i saw a dead deer stripped of meat and anus, saw the body without a head, ate a raw sliver of this:
monday now, and this new cold weather deserves sleeping through. i feel like i haven't been awake in quite a while.
if i had paws instead of hands, i'd step in every puddle and just soak like my legs are straws, suck up the dirt and dew.
this guy's name is shia lebouf. he made out with megan fox in that one movie about robots.
this is where i live...
tonight i ate spaghetti. last night ...
monday now, and this new cold weather deserves sleeping through. i feel like i haven't been awake in quite a while.
if i had paws instead of hands, i'd step in every puddle and just soak like my legs are straws, suck up the dirt and dew.
this guy's name is shia lebouf. he made out with megan fox in that one movie about robots.
this is where i live...
tonight i ate spaghetti. last night ...
September 18, 2009
September 13, 2009
honesty blog
i turned off the comments on my blog
the reason for this: if people want to leave comments they can email me. i don't want comments that serve no purpose other than to support or "like" what i have just said, which are the only comments i get.
this is not to say i don't appreciate comments like that.
i just want my blog to be an honest and open forum for me to type into and then hit post. blogging is not an art. blogging (for me) is not a social device. blogging is a manner of processing what's...
the reason for this: if people want to leave comments they can email me. i don't want comments that serve no purpose other than to support or "like" what i have just said, which are the only comments i get.
this is not to say i don't appreciate comments like that.
i just want my blog to be an honest and open forum for me to type into and then hit post. blogging is not an art. blogging (for me) is not a social device. blogging is a manner of processing what's...
