Daniel Bailey's Blog, page 10
January 14, 2014
January 13, 2014
this is a pretty great story about faking a live recording in...

this is a pretty great story about faking a live recording in order to get shows from jens lekman’s blog.
and one of the fake live recordings.
this makes me want to record a fake poetry reading. anyone want to do that?
January 4, 2014
yrfriendliz:
"That’s where I’m at"
i took this screenshot a...

"That’s where I’m at"
i took this screenshot a few weeks ago and let it sit on my desktop. elizabeth blogged it because hello world.
January 2, 2014
yrfriendliz:
yrfriendliz:
Lately, I’ve been really into the...

Lately, I’ve been really into the idea of being connected to the tiny things our bodies do everyday — the idea that we are both aware and unaware of processes driving us. I’m into the idea that we are always “experiencing” and that our bodies can cheat us of that experience (not perform at all) or function without our consent (unconsciously) or function only when we ask them to (conscious effort). Or that the things around us (speakers, macbook cameras, sun on a cold day) can trick us into experiencing non realities. Bodies and brains and what we can or cannot do with them, and what they can or cannot give us.
I’d like to explore this in a chapbook called “In Advance of Air,” after Beam 7 from ARK by Ronald Johnson (excerpted above). I want to think about the following themes:
How do we try to “hear in advance of air”?
How do we try to cheat experience?
How do our bodies cheat us?
How do we perceive things we’re not ready for?
How do we learn or train ourselves to perceive?
What about ghosts? (no, really. I think about them all the time)These themes, like everything else, can either be taken literally (in a science/ body/ metaphysical sense) or abstractly or a little bit of both. They can elicit completely fictional responses, or personal responses, or evidence-based responses, or funny responses … I’d be interested in how you interpret these themes on your own terms and I’m really into just going crazy on the thing.
Into it? Here are our general guidelines:
Each submission should be roughly 1,000 words. Artwork can span two pages. This is to save space and keep printing costs bearable.
You are welcome to use this as kind of a workshopping space for new stuff or as a “kick my ass into gear” thing to get something you’ve been working on done.
We generally edit for clarity or space. We might send something back if it’s just not getting along with the other pieces or if we think it could use more time.
We usually print in editions of 50 depending on how many contributors there are.
Submission deadline is February 28, 2013. This so we can read, ask for edits if needed, and print by late March/ early April, 2013.
Submissions are generally accepted unless we run out of room or, as I said, we suggest you work on your piece a little more.
You don’t get paid (I know!) but you do get a free copy of the chapbook. And new readers! And maybe some new friends.Think about it, let us know if you’re interested. Shoot us a message (include your name and email) with any questions, or submit/ inquire directly at championofthecouch at /g/ /mail/
Thank you!
Just a reminder that we’re still doing this and we still want you to be a part of it. Given everything that happened in December and all the things I consequently learned about death and how the body works, this project became extra more relevant and important to me. I’m even more excited about it.
Thanks!
December 28, 2013
yrfriendliz:
Have I shared this here? We saw Ray today and he...

Have I shared this here? We saw Ray today and he is wonderful as ever and I’ve been jonesing for this painting pretty hard since I saw it and he brought us a print. I thought you all would like it, too.
Buffalo by Ray Ray Mitrano.
Purchase a print here for ten bucks.
attn: aaron burch
December 26, 2013
LADIEZ AND DUDEZ, THE LORD BLEZZED ME WITH A CYBORG DOG WITH...

LADIEZ AND DUDEZ, THE LORD BLEZZED ME WITH A CYBORG DOG WITH LAZER BAZOOKA EYEZ FOR CHRIZZMAZ.
December 25, 2013
fatshawnkemp:
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Image compliments of...
elizabeth told me about this billboard and then i found it on...

elizabeth told me about this billboard and then i found it on google
big people, little people, everybody!
merry christmas!
big people, little people, everybody!
merry christmas!