Adam Chromý's Blog, page 45

Please fire me. My boss asked if I see any difference in her face. I told her no not at all and then...

Please fire me. My boss asked if I see any difference in her face. I told her no not at all and then cut me hours. She had a lift up done.

Please fire me. My coworker collapsed on the bathroom floor and was rushed to the emergency room...

Please fire me. My coworker collapsed on the bathroom floor and was rushed to the emergency room with really bad gall stones. But he was so afraid of missing work to get surgery for his gall bladder, he made his doctor get him painkillers and came back to work after one day. 

Please fire me. The client wants us to take out an image…then put it back in again…then take it...

Please fire me. The client wants us to take out an image…then put it back in again…then take it out…and put it back…this lasts from 8 am to midnight.

Please fire me. My job has literally boiled down to training the robots who will one day replace...

Please fire me. My job has literally boiled down to training the robots who will one day replace me. 

Please fire me. A top company executive just responded to my interview question with WTFKs (Who the...

Please fire me. A top company executive just responded to my interview question with WTFKs (Who the Fuck Knows).

Please fire me. I work for a police department that lets DUIs off the hook.

Please fire me. I work for a police department that lets DUIs off the hook.

Please fire me. I keep getting texts at 2 am from the office toadie asking me if I finished that...

Please fire me. I keep getting texts at 2 am from the office toadie asking me if I finished that report yet, and if I’m up so he can call me about it. 

Please fire me. A customer just yelled at me for her ice not staying on the bottom of her cup of...

Please fire me. A customer just yelled at me for her ice not staying on the bottom of her cup of coffee.

Please fire me. I am an intern to a woman who is constantly telling other co-workers she needs my...

Please fire me. I am an intern to a woman who is constantly telling other co-workers she needs my help on everything but when I go to ask her if she needs any tasks completed she just glares at me until I walk away.

Please fire me. An old man stabbed me with a fork while i was trying to take his wife’s dirty...

Please fire me. An old man stabbed me with a fork while i was trying to take his wife’s dirty dishes. It was an empty plate but he said I need to make sure she is finished.