Adam Chromý's Blog, page 47

Please fire me. My students did not understand a Kelly Kapowski reference…and they are in high...

Please fire me. My students did not understand a Kelly Kapowski reference…and they are in high school.

Please fire me. I complimented my boss on her new haircut and she responded with “I need a man!” and...

Please fire me. I complimented my boss on her new haircut and she responded with “I need a man!” and launched into a tirade about not getting laid enough.

Please fire me. I was just accused of being prejudice against white people. I’m white.

Please fire me. I was just accused of being prejudice against white people. I’m white.

Please fire me. A coworker of mine was expressing interest in vacationing in Italy over the summer....

Please fire me. A coworker of mine was expressing interest in vacationing in Italy over the summer. Another coworker chimed in, “Do you even know how to speak French?”

Please fire me, I deliver pizza and I just delivered to an old man who was only wearing a shirt...

Please fire me, I deliver pizza and I just delivered to an old man who was only wearing a shirt while sitting Indian style on the floor. He was very intoxicated, but made sure to get his change. So I had to see old man junk and I didn’t even get a tip.

Please fire me. Today at work a lady tried returning a package of adult diapers, and proceeded to...

Please fire me. Today at work a lady tried returning a package of adult diapers, and proceeded to start yelling at me when I refused to refund her. The package had been opened and one of the diapers looked like it had been used.

Please fire me. My newest co-worker is a twenty-eight year old chain smoking mother of four who does...

Please fire me. My newest co-worker is a twenty-eight year old chain smoking mother of four who does “baby talk”. She insists on acting like my manager, and every time she tells me what to do, she says “Otayyy?” at the end.

Please fire me. My boss keeps bringing her dogs in to work. They like to sit by me. They have...

Please fire me. My boss keeps bringing her dogs in to work. They like to sit by me. They have horrible gas.

Please fire me. Oh wait…After weeks of not getting hours, I called my manager. He informed me that I...

Please fire me. Oh wait…After weeks of not getting hours, I called my manager. He informed me that I had been fired recently, but he didn’t want to tell me because it might hurt my feelings.

Please fire me. Every time I have to “positively express my feelings about my job through...

Please fire me. Every time I have to “positively express my feelings about my job through interpretive dancing” at a staff meeting, I die a little on the inside.