Adam Chromý's Blog, page 43

Please fire me. I’m sick of defending myself when I have to walk home in that stupid maid cafe...

Please fire me. I’m sick of defending myself when I have to walk home in that stupid maid cafe outfit, and being accused of “asking for it” when I do.

Please fire me. My boss denied me my yearly bonus on the grounds that I’m not “sociable” enough.

Please fire me. My boss denied me my yearly bonus on the grounds that I’m not “sociable” enough.

Please fire me. I work at a hotel and after staying in his room for a day, a guest complained that...

Please fire me. I work at a hotel and after staying in his room for a day, a guest complained that his room hadn’t been cleaned. I clearly told him his reservation package didn’t qualify for daily housekeeping upon his check-in to which he asked, “You mean I gotta make up my own bed?” Another time a guest with the same deal flat out told us he didn’t even know how to make up his bed. 

Please fire me. The woman I share a cubicle with calls dogs “boo boo’s” and “chi chi’s.”

Please fire me. The woman I share a cubicle with calls dogs “boo boo’s” and “chi chi’s.”

Please fire me. I was yelled at for over feeding the cannibal goldfish at work and told to then pick...

Please fire me. I was yelled at for over feeding the cannibal goldfish at work and told to then pick out the food flakes before I murdered the fish!

Please fire me. I’m a hostess and today a lady came in with a party of 20 people, claiming she had a...

Please fire me. I’m a hostess and today a lady came in with a party of 20 people, claiming she had a reservation. She didn’t, but she still proceeded to yell at me and tell how bad I was at my job for 10 minutes. Her husband finally came over to see what the problem was, checked his phone, and said he had called a different restaurant by mistake.

Please fire me. Whenever we ask our boss a question he says, “How would I know, I don’t know any...

Please fire me. Whenever we ask our boss a question he says, “How would I know, I don’t know any more than you do.”

Please fire me. I work at Burger King and only 3 days into Chicken Fries being back we ran out. All...

Please fire me. I work at Burger King and only 3 days into Chicken Fries being back we ran out. All the local stores did. It’s hell on earth over something you can get frozen at any grocery store.

Please fire us. You know you have a terrible job when you hand in your notice and your direct...

Please fire us. You know you have a terrible job when you hand in your notice and your direct supervisor says to you on your next shift: “So you’re done pretty soon…are you excited?!” in a tone that suggests he’s living vicariously through you.

Please fire me. I am a cleaner and today a woman pointed me out to her child and said ‘that’s why...

Please fire me. I am a cleaner and today a woman pointed me out to her child and said ‘that’s why you have to do well in school - so you don’t end up like her’. I go to one of the top ten universities in the UK and I’m only cleaning to fund my studies.