Adam Chromý's Blog, page 39

Please fire me. It’s well documented my boss does not wash his hands after using the restroom, ever....

Please fire me. It’s well documented my boss does not wash his hands after using the restroom, ever. He just put his hand in my brand new bag of pretzels.

Please fire me. I have to wear a thick allergy mask at work because so many people wear fragrances...

Please fire me. I have to wear a thick allergy mask at work because so many people wear fragrances I’m allergic to. Last month I got a promotion and a raise. Since then I’ve had to take my jacket, purse, coffee cup, work notes, everything with me wherever I go, or I’ll come back to find it soaked in cologne.

Please fire me. My boss spells and writes like a third grader and he is the CEO of the company. I...

Please fire me. My boss spells and writes like a third grader and he is the CEO of the company. I have to edit most of his emails and documents before sending out to the rest of the company. I feel like I’m his English teacher and I’m the non-American.

Please fire me. My manager lost an important note written by me on a post-it among his desk of...

Please fire me. My manager lost an important note written by me on a post-it among his desk of fantasy football notes and ‘strategies’.

Please fire me. I have a co-worker that comes in my office and tries to throw coins down my shirt.

Please fire me. I have a co-worker that comes in my office and tries to throw coins down my shirt.

Please fire me. My boss thought it would be funny to shit in my cereal.

Please fire me. My boss thought it would be funny to shit in my cereal.

Please fire me. I work in a restaurant where the waitstaff is all women and our uniform leaves...

Please fire me. I work in a restaurant where the waitstaff is all women and our uniform leaves little to the imagination. The other day a couple guys came in for the first time. When I asked what brought them to our restaurant, their response was simply “the tits.” 

Please fire me. Everyone at work teases me for being soft spoken by whispering and mumbling...

Please fire me. Everyone at work teases me for being soft spoken by whispering and mumbling incoherently at me, so I have no idea what anyone says to me. Ever.

Please fire me. My boss scratches the dates off of expired milk and fruit containers and makes me...

Please fire me. My boss scratches the dates off of expired milk and fruit containers and makes me serve it to customers.

Please fire me. Today I received a series of bitchy email from someone demanding I explain why they...

Please fire me. Today I received a series of bitchy email from someone demanding I explain why they hadn’t received a marketing email that had gone out that morning. When I looked them up in our email database, what do you know, it said they had unsubscribed a week ago. Can I unsubscribe from my job?