Adam Chromý's Blog, page 35

Please fire me. I work at Subway and was making two sandwiches at once, both were toasted and I...

Please fire me. I work at Subway and was making two sandwiches at once, both were toasted and I toasted each seperately. I had just finished toasting the first one and set it on the counter, then turned and prepared to do the same to the other. In that 3 seconds the first customer complained “So she’s just going to let my sub get cold!” Like he couldn’t wait the 3 seconds it took me to put the other sandwich in the oven.

Please fire me. I’m an accountant at a state university. My boss told me that my conservative...

Please fire me. I’m an accountant at a state university.  My boss told me that my conservative spending was detrimental to our department.  She has spent $9,000 upgrading two airline tickets to first class. We just received a 5% budget cut from the governor’s office.

Please fire me. At my register this weekend, an old lady yelled at me because an item wouldn’t scan...

Please fire me. At my register this weekend, an old lady yelled at me because an item wouldn’t scan and upon telling her that I didn’t know why it was doing this, she promptly asked me what the point of me was. 

Please fire me. I was written up for receiving too many phone calls from the same number. My job is...

Please fire me. I was written up for receiving too many phone calls from the same number. My job is to handle referrals from two major medical entities over the phone. Most of my calls come from two numbers.

Please fire me. I work in a convenience store that sells cigarettes. I am the only worker who...

Please fire me. I work in a convenience store that sells cigarettes. I am the only worker who doesn’t smoke. My boss informed me that I needed to start smoking so I can be more “helpful and informative” for the customers when they ask about the different brands. I thought she was joking til she gave me a pack of cigarettes when I clocked out.

Please fire me. My manager sent me halfway across the building to get his drink he left sitting...

Please fire me. My manager sent me halfway across the building to get his drink he left sitting there.

Please fire me. My boss accidentally forwarded me an email talking about how much I annoy her, then...

Please fire me. My boss accidentally forwarded me an email talking about how much I annoy her, then made up an elaborate lie trying to say she was talking about someone else. I played along, because what else could I do?

Please fire me. I have been sitting at my desk for 4 hours without a break. Since when does a 34...

Please fire me. I have been sitting at my desk for 4 hours without a break.  Since when does a 34 year old have to ask permission to use the bathroom anyway?

Please fire me. My co-worker just sprayed pepper spray in the office to “test it out.”

Please fire me. My co-worker just sprayed pepper spray in the office to “test it out.”

Please fire me. I work with two old women who continue to touch me inappropriately even though they...

Please fire me. I work with two old women who continue to touch me inappropriately even though they are fully aware I am homosexual.