Please fire me. I work in a convenience store that sells cigarettes. I am the only worker who...

Please fire me. I work in a convenience store that sells cigarettes. I am the only worker who doesn’t smoke. My boss informed me that I needed to start smoking so I can be more “helpful and informative” for the customers when they ask about the different brands. I thought she was joking til she gave me a pack of cigarettes when I clocked out.