Adam Chromý's Blog, page 44

Please fire me. Of all the things that bother me in this office, the worst is the bathrooms. They...

Please fire me. Of all the things that bother me in this office, the worst is the bathrooms. They CLEARLY state “occupied” when locked, but everyone still has to try and open the door when I’m inside.

Take that Starbucks! Who will be next to ban the Clopen?

Take that Starbucks! Who will be next to ban the Clopen?:

Starbucks revises work schedule policies and bans “clopenings.”

Please fire me. I work in retail and we get tons of creepy male customers who will follow me through...

Please fire me. I work in retail and we get tons of creepy male customers who will follow me through the store asking me out (I’m only 17, by the way). I’m not allowed to say ‘no’ because it’s classified as ‘rude.’ One of my co-workers had a complaint filed against her because she asked a man to stop following her in a ‘rude fashion.’

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/20...

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/08/13/us/starbucks-workers-scheduling-hours.html:

Please fire me. This variable hours schedule is killing me. No more “Clopenings”!

Please fire me. I wait tables. A customer recently said she saw the chicken tenders on the menu, but...

Please fire me. I wait tables. A customer recently said she saw the chicken tenders on the menu, but where were the chicken fingers?

Please fire me. I work in a book store chain. We have 170,000 titles in the store. Some lady just...

Please fire me. I work in a book store chain. We have 170,000 titles in the store.  Some lady just came in and asked for “the book with the blue cover.”

Please fire me. My boss is my boyfriend and he makes work a nightmare because he knows that’s the...

Please fire me. My boss is my boyfriend and he makes work a nightmare because he knows that’s the only place he wears the pants.

Please fire me. My boss just told me to postpone a press release about our college making...

Please fire me. My boss just told me to postpone a press release about our college making positive national news so I can write one about “therapy bunnies” instead.

Please fire me. Because his office (and only his office) is warm, my boss insists on running the a/c...

Please fire me. Because his office (and only his office) is warm, my boss insists on running the a/c on full. It’s 64 degrees outside.

Please fire me. I had to cover my coworker’s weekend shift cause she called in claiming she...

Please fire me. I had to cover my coworker’s weekend shift cause she called in claiming she had Ebola but she wasn’t sick enough to go to the hospital. She was back to work two days later. With a stuffy nose.