Adam Chromý's Blog, page 46

Please fire me. My boss made me role-play how I give change to customers because the previous...

Please fire me. My boss made me role-play how I give change to customers because the previous customer dropped her change on the counter.

Please fire me. I have to wear this and it’s just one more...

Please fire me. I have to wear this and it’s just one more excuse for creepy customers to stare. 

Please fire me. A customer returned a coffee-maker because it “told him evil things while it made...

Please fire me. A customer returned a coffee-maker because it “told him evil things while it made coffee.”

Please fire me. At my desk, I hung up a small printout I got off the internet of the Latin saying...

Please fire me. At my desk, I hung up a small printout I got off the internet of the Latin saying for “Don’t let the bastards get you down.” 

When I came back from a break I saw that one of my coworkers left a post-it note on it correcting my Latin.

Please fire me. I can’t leave my office because my boss’s son is playing golf in the hallway outside...

Please fire me. I can’t leave my office because my boss’s son is playing golf in the hallway outside my door. Can’t mess up his game.

Please fire me. My partner of a dozen years passed away recently. My boss waited exactly three weeks...

Please fire me. My partner of a dozen years passed away recently. My boss waited exactly three weeks to ask if I was dating yet.

Please fire me. My preschoolers sneeze and cough in my face all day long and one sneezed into my...

Please fire me. My preschoolers sneeze and cough in my face all day long and one sneezed into my mouth. I’m happy to say I’m on my death bed right know with only God knows. And I get to see them in about 7 hours.

Please fire me. I work in online marketing (SEO and email marketing). My boss just introduced me as...

Please fire me. I work in online marketing (SEO and email marketing). My boss just introduced me as “the department of Facebook”. 

Please fire me. I am a girl so my boss criticizes my hair and is constantly giving me fashion...

Please fire me. I am a girl so my boss criticizes my hair and is constantly giving me fashion advice. My boss is a 40 year old bald man who dresses like a gangster.

Please fire me. My coworker’s cat died and she thinks it is haunting her cubicle. She wrote an...

Please fire me. My coworker’s cat died and she thinks it is haunting her cubicle. She wrote an obituary for it and wants us all to prepare an eulogy.