Adam Chromý's Blog, page 48

Please fire me. Last month, during my performance review, I was told I’m viewed as “condescending”...

Please fire me. Last month, during my performance review, I was told I’m viewed as “condescending” because I don’t ask for help as often as other coworkers do. Today, I was written up by the GM for asking for help.

Please fire me. I work with a lady who spends her entire 8 hour shift fake-coughing.

Please fire me. I work with a lady who spends her entire 8 hour shift fake-coughing.

Please fire me (sooner). I’m being laid off next month and my work will be picked up by an outside...

Please fire me (sooner).  I’m being laid off next month and my work will be picked up by an outside contractor.  My boss is making me sit in on the interviews and help choose the firm that is replacing me.

Please fire me. I work at a fast food restaurant and my boss calls me his little slave girl because...

Please fire me. I work at a fast food restaurant and my boss calls me his little slave girl because of my Southern accent.

Please fire me. I have a bachelors degree and I can read, write, and speak 4 languages, and I work...

Please fire me. I have a bachelors degree and I can read, write, and speak 4 languages, and I work at a public library. Today I found porn in the men’s room used up until it was destroyed, checked out a million DVD’s to a very pregnant crackhead, and tired to help a woman locate her daughter who is currently in prison for forgery and operating a meth lab - all before 11 am.

Please fire me. I start my day at 4 am, crying before I get ready for work.

Please fire me. I start my day at 4 am, crying before I get ready for work.

Please fire me. I work at a rental car company and constantly answer calls asking how to start cars,...

Please fire me. I work at a rental car company and constantly answer calls asking how to start cars, advise drivers not to drive with a flat, and deal with the aftermath of their wrecks. I don’t even drive yet. And now I’m worried about the maniacs I’ll encounter on the road when I do. 

Please fire me. My grumpy old boss doesn’t believe I get migraines so he turns the music up so loud...

Please fire me. My grumpy old boss doesn’t believe I get migraines so he turns the music up so loud that it drives visitors away, sprays highly concentrated air freshener to the point you can taste it, and then screams at me for throwing up due to my “imaginary migraines.”

Please fire me. I wrote my boss’s online college dissertation. On company time. Without a bachelor’s...

Please fire me. I wrote my boss’s online college dissertation. On company time. Without a bachelor’s degree of my own. 

It passed.

Please fire me. I’m a waitress and I had a young man pull me aside and ask to see a manager because...

Please fire me. I’m a waitress and I had a young man pull me aside and ask to see a manager because his food was too hot when I served it to him. He got a free dessert and I got no tip.