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September 9, 2014
Born to Love
Book: Born to LoveSeries: Vampire Reborn – Book 3Author Caridad PineiroPublisher Entangled IgniteGenre: Paranormal Suspense Romance
Fated to survive…
FBI agent David Harris’s life nearly came to an end during a botched raid. Though he survived, his body and spirit were broken by the perilous underworld he believes his estranged partner, Diana Reyes, has embraced with her Vampire husband. Now, left to a life in a wheelchair, David is angry, distrustful, and withdrawn…
Meant to love…
Seeing her former lover, David, again rekindles feelings long forgotten for Maggie Gonzalez. But she’s been thrown into a terrifying future as a werewolf, threatening to destroy what they might have again.
Destined to die…
Diana Reyes has lived on the edge since her blood contamination by Vampire Ryder Latimer. Her unexpected pregnancy is putting a huge strain on her body, but she’ll do anything to help right the wrongs of the past and help her former partner find happiness…even if it’s in the arms of a werewolf.
Novella: Whit’s EndSeries: Willow Springs Ranch – Book 6Author:: Laura HarnerPublisher: Hot Corner PressGenre: RomanceRated: Mature
When his three-day marriage ends in an annulment, country music sensation Brody Kent finds himself on the run from paparazzi intent on discovering why. Seeking shelter with his old friend at the Willow Springs Ranch might not be his wisest choice, considering the place is crawling with gay cowboys, but he needs someone he can trust and time alone to look for the joy that’s been missing from his music. Although no one should know of his travel plans, before he can make the turn to relative safety, Brody’s run off the road by a rogue reporter determined to get a scoop. A very different cowboy rides to his rescue…and Brody can’t help but wonder, well, a lot of things.
The men at the WSR might work hard and play harder, but as the long-awaited Ranch Quest approaches, ranch hand Whit Truman needs to focus on preparing to host the sick children and not the oh-so-sexy voice from his past due to arrive at any minute. Not that the singer would have any reason to remember his brother’s childhood friend. When a desert storm postpones the event by a week, Whit takes some much-needed time off, only to stumble upon the object of his avoidance in a most surprising place. The walking, talking grown-up version of his teenage crush isn’t anything like the arrogant megastar Brody plays onstage—most of the time. That unexpected vulnerability could prove to be Whit’s undoing, as he vows to do everything in his power to protect Brody…if he doesn’t kill him first.
Die For Love
Book: Die For LoveSeries: Reborn Vampire – Book 4Author Caridad PineiroPublisher: Entangled: IgniteGenre: Paranormal Romance /MysteryRated: Mature
Loving a dead man can be brutal.Diana Reye's pregnancy is draining her of life. Now she and vampire Ryder Latimer are faced with the most difficult choice of all. Turn Diana, or lose her and the baby. If Ryder chooses to save them, he risks the wrath of the Slayer Council and will be marked for his own death by their friend Michaela.
Chasing a vampire can be consuming.While acting as an enforcer for the Slayer Council, dhampir Michaela Ramirez has been searching for the vampire who raped and killed her mother. Since meeting FBI Director Jesus Hernandez, however, Michaela is losing a bit of her edge as she imagines the possibility of a life full of happiness and passion with her handsome lover by her side...and in her bed.
Novella: Catching KitSeries: Underground Elves - Book 1Author: Kay BerrisfordPublisher:Love Lane Books Ltd second editionGenre: Fantasy RomanceRated: Mature
Please note: This is a revised version of a previously released title.
Denny is a top secret agent on a mission to protect London from Ethereal Beings – elves – who are seen as dangerous mind-reading parasites who prey on human emotions.
Kit is an elf on the run, misunderstood and persecuted by humans. When Denny catches him, he shatters everything Denny’s been taught about elves. He’s gorgeous and funny and claims he’s been searching a long time for a guy like Denny. He shares Denny's kinks and now he needs Denny's love to survive.
But if Denny doesn't take Kit to jail, he’s in big trouble. Dare Denny break the law and gamble his life to save the Ethereal Being in his bed?
Vampire Reborn
Novella: Vampire RebornSeries The Calling/Vampire Reborn - 5Author: Caridad PineiroPublisher: Amazon DigitalGenre: Paranormal RomanceRating: MatureA life alone . . . For nearly two centuries, vampire Ryder Latimer had lived alone, uncomfortable in the vampire world and unloved in the human world. Ryder had never dared hope that he'd find love in his endless existence.Brought together . . . Fate brought FBI Agent Diana Reyes into Ryder's world and in the five years since they met, they've battled long and hard for a life together. With Ryder's love, Diana has climbed out of a dark abyss that had kept her prisoner for far too long.A Vampire Reborn . . . It's been a month since Diana and Ryder became man and wife. A month since Ryder almost lost his life to protect his wife and their newborn child. But now something is happening in Ryder's body that is making him more human at a time when he needs to be at full vampire strength to protect his loved ones.Will fear and doubt drive Ryder to embrace his vampire self and be reborn at the cost of his new family? Or will Diana's love battle back the darkness that threatens?
Novel: Warrior LordSeries: The Drift Lords - Book 3Author: Nancy J. CohenPublisher: The Wild Rose PressGenre: Sci/Fi RomanceRating: AdultPottery sculptor Erika Sherwood has no idea her televised wedding in Las Vegas is for real until an official confirms she and the stranger she's just met are legitimately wed.A Drift Lord and warrior of the Tsuran, Magnor tricks the redhead into marriage because she's one of six women prophesied to save Earth. But as he's forced into her company in their race against the apocalypse, he wonders if he risks his heart more than his life.Can a free-spirited ceramic artist and a fierce swordsman trust each other enough to prevent disaster?
September 4, 2014
New Online Vampire Bookshop
New Online Vampire Bookshop
Not so much a shop that will attack and drain your blood No a new online bookshop linked to amazon and giving you links to many 100s of vampire books and vampire movies with a search engine to find the book you want.
It should be able to safely offer you the cheapest way to order your Vampire book online.
Not so much a shop that will attack and drain your blood
Click Here for New Online Vampire Bookshop
www.fangsrule.com
No a new online bookshop linked to amazon and giving you links to many 100s of vampire books and vampire movies with a search engine to find the book you want.
It should be able to safely offer you the cheapest way to order your Vampire book online.
www.fangsrule.com
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Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
September 1, 2014
Interview with Author Amy Mah
Interview with Author Amy Mah
ED- The Eerie Digest has spread its wings and besides the more than 40,000 readers of our magazine, we have reached out to colleges across the country as well. Our January issue featured it’s first story that was submitted by a student from UCLA, and now we are excited to introduce a student from England. Author Amy Mah has written a story about something that is close to our hearts…Vampires ! Amy, tell us about your school and about where you live.
AM- It is very embarrassing to say as I had to leave high school in a hurry after the dead bodies started to pile up and it was not my fault! Everyone always blames the vampire! ‘She has fangs it must be her!’…..huh ………everyone is so anti vampire that is all, just look at what they said about the massacre on 42nd and 3rd it was not entirely my fault, they started it by shooting at me first and besides no one every says anything about the puppy I rescued. My education then continued at the Nest where my Aunt and Uncle live, it is deep underground and I have a large cave bedroom all to myself, I just wish my Aunt had not painted the cave pink as if I was eight, My Aunt has never had children so she decided to practise on me and I live in fear of what child rearing book she will read next! I am a vampire, a blood thirsty killer of the night and yet all my underwear have small pink bats on it…………….If I ever get run over I would just die of shame! Vampire Collage education is not as good as you think, you are not forced to learn anything………. Er…..but if you don’t you do not age! I have been warned that I will stay a teenager for the next 100 years! And as to Female nest uniform …………. Well ……… what can I say all uniforms suck ………. Our female uniform looks like a 19th century nightdress! ………….. Yes that could sound sexy and female until you understand we have mixed classes in wall climbing and hanging from ceilings by our claws … yes it does hurt and you can easily break a nail when doing it!…….. Only a male would think of designing a compulsory uniform like a nightdress for girls….huh………….. Hanging from a ceiling by all four sets of claws wearing a nightdress……….it is just perverted……… all the guys want to do is look up staring at your underwear! ……… I have got around it by wearing jean leggings and a sweatshirt under my nightdress…………. And well it is just as funny watching the guys try to hang from a ceiling getting tangled up in their uniform which is a large black red lined cloak so long that they trip over it most of the time!…………. yes…….. they all have to wear a stupid uniform as well and theirs looks like it was designed for count Dracula! ………….huh……… So much for blending into modern society.
ED- Your book titled ‘Fangs Rule: A Girl’s Guide To Being A Vampire’ will be on the market shortly. Please tell us the theme behind it.
AM- Well it’s a handbook (Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire isbn 9781874192480 not that I am trying to plug it……… heck …….. yes I am see it on Amazon and my own website…. www.FangsRule.com ) for female vampires, just because you are a vampire it does not mean that you know what you should be doing in the modern world, humans have it easy, they don’t have to worry about at what stage in a relationship you can let a male vampire bite you, and yet the simple rule is never on a first date! On the first date he must pay for dinner so that means you can bite him!
ED- We understand that you have a large following amongst the female population with a wide range in age groups from fourteen to sixty-four. How do you account for this popularity?
AM- No idea, all I know is that thousands of people around the world read my blog, but I am a little suspicious that not all of them are vampires! But I am not specie –ist so I don’t mind sharing my wisdom with the lower orders of life.
ED- Tell us about your publisher. I understand that he is very proud of your work and is extremely excited about
the release of your book.
AM- My publisher is Nicholas Reardon (He is Human, but don’t say anything as he can’t help it) of Reardon Publishing and he must be mad as he sometimes thinks I am a human girl, but as long as he publishes my books I have promised not to bite him or his staff, so you can see we are getting on very well working together as two different species
ED- What first inspired you to write ‘Fangs Rule’?
AM- . I wanted to help young vampires and also point out to humans the errors that so often appear in films, Hollywood has a lot to answer for. Ok an example: a swimming pool full of blood is in one film where a vampire girl has to strip off and swim in it!…..er…like where does it say that just because you are a female vampire you have to swim naked? And as to swimming in blood it’s far too sticky! It would start to congeal before you filled the pool, plus it would form a skin so thick that instead of swimming you could bounce across the top in the nude, turning any horror film into a very funny porn show.
ED- There is another addition to your book that is also extremely popular in that it contains Manga drawings. Please tell us about the artist and her work.
AM- Ho yes………..you mean the famous manga artist Heby Sim well she is Chinese and is at the moment in a teacher training collage somewhere in South East Asia, her work is just so special as she can take an idea and bring it alive, you should see the one of me naked swimming in the hot underground pools…………. Er …..No……….perhaps you shouldn’t.
ED- How did you originally both hook up, and tell us about the similarity between you and those drawings?
AM- Heby is a friend of my publisher as she has done other work for his company and what he did was send photos of me to her and she turned me into what you now see in the book! She has also done pictures of my ‘Aunt’ and ‘Uncle’, my bestie ‘Ice’ and her brother ‘Max’ who is my boyfriend, their father runs the whole Nest and he is one very freighting Alpha Male Vampire.
ED- Are you going to have a sequel to ‘Fangs Rule’? With the current popularity of vampires amongst the student population I would assume that you would.
AM- . My next book is going to be like a novel but it is in fact my life story as it tells of my life in the human world, not knowing that I was a vampire but just someone with very strange dietary needs, the number of time I bite myself trying to stab a chunk of raw meat with my newly developed fangs is still painfully remembered. The book will be called THE NIGHT ETERNAL by Amy Mah isbn 9781874192473 you can see in on Amazon but it will not be out until late this year. Keep looking on my website for details www.FangsRule.com this in the trade is called a book plug.
ED- What other books do you have planned, and is there another genre that you are considering writing in?
AM- My publisher did ask what I thought about Werewolves and well what can one say? They smell of wet dog in the rain, as to going out with one ….yuck …….so you can have long romantic walks together until he sees a deer runs after it to drop a bloody deer corpse at your feet as a gift and you wearing your new white dress!
ED- Amy, your work is truly amazing and the timing is about right as so many movies and television series have been the proving ground for the vampire genre. We want to thank you for the time that you spent with us and know that you will do well. Please keep in contact with us so that we can keep our readers informed about you in the future.
- See more at: http://www.eeriedigest.com/wordpress/...
ED- The Eerie Digest has spread its wings and besides the more than 40,000 readers of our magazine, we have reached out to colleges across the country as well. Our January issue featured it’s first story that was submitted by a student from UCLA, and now we are excited to introduce a student from England. Author Amy Mah has written a story about something that is close to our hearts…Vampires ! Amy, tell us about your school and about where you live.AM- It is very embarrassing to say as I had to leave high school in a hurry after the dead bodies started to pile up and it was not my fault! Everyone always blames the vampire! ‘She has fangs it must be her!’…..huh ………everyone is so anti vampire that is all, just look at what they said about the massacre on 42nd and 3rd it was not entirely my fault, they started it by shooting at me first and besides no one every says anything about the puppy I rescued. My education then continued at the Nest where my Aunt and Uncle live, it is deep underground and I have a large cave bedroom all to myself, I just wish my Aunt had not painted the cave pink as if I was eight, My Aunt has never had children so she decided to practise on me and I live in fear of what child rearing book she will read next! I am a vampire, a blood thirsty killer of the night and yet all my underwear have small pink bats on it…………….If I ever get run over I would just die of shame! Vampire Collage education is not as good as you think, you are not forced to learn anything………. Er…..but if you don’t you do not age! I have been warned that I will stay a teenager for the next 100 years! And as to Female nest uniform …………. Well ……… what can I say all uniforms suck ………. Our female uniform looks like a 19th century nightdress! ………….. Yes that could sound sexy and female until you understand we have mixed classes in wall climbing and hanging from ceilings by our claws … yes it does hurt and you can easily break a nail when doing it!…….. Only a male would think of designing a compulsory uniform like a nightdress for girls….huh………….. Hanging from a ceiling by all four sets of claws wearing a nightdress……….it is just perverted……… all the guys want to do is look up staring at your underwear! ……… I have got around it by wearing jean leggings and a sweatshirt under my nightdress…………. And well it is just as funny watching the guys try to hang from a ceiling getting tangled up in their uniform which is a large black red lined cloak so long that they trip over it most of the time!…………. yes…….. they all have to wear a stupid uniform as well and theirs looks like it was designed for count Dracula! ………….huh……… So much for blending into modern society.
ED- Your book titled ‘Fangs Rule: A Girl’s Guide To Being A Vampire’ will be on the market shortly. Please tell us the theme behind it.AM- Well it’s a handbook (Fangs Rule a girls guide to being a vampire isbn 9781874192480 not that I am trying to plug it……… heck …….. yes I am see it on Amazon and my own website…. www.FangsRule.com ) for female vampires, just because you are a vampire it does not mean that you know what you should be doing in the modern world, humans have it easy, they don’t have to worry about at what stage in a relationship you can let a male vampire bite you, and yet the simple rule is never on a first date! On the first date he must pay for dinner so that means you can bite him!
ED- We understand that you have a large following amongst the female population with a wide range in age groups from fourteen to sixty-four. How do you account for this popularity?
AM- No idea, all I know is that thousands of people around the world read my blog, but I am a little suspicious that not all of them are vampires! But I am not specie –ist so I don’t mind sharing my wisdom with the lower orders of life.
ED- Tell us about your publisher. I understand that he is very proud of your work and is extremely excited about
the release of your book.AM- My publisher is Nicholas Reardon (He is Human, but don’t say anything as he can’t help it) of Reardon Publishing and he must be mad as he sometimes thinks I am a human girl, but as long as he publishes my books I have promised not to bite him or his staff, so you can see we are getting on very well working together as two different species
ED- What first inspired you to write ‘Fangs Rule’?
AM- . I wanted to help young vampires and also point out to humans the errors that so often appear in films, Hollywood has a lot to answer for. Ok an example: a swimming pool full of blood is in one film where a vampire girl has to strip off and swim in it!…..er…like where does it say that just because you are a female vampire you have to swim naked? And as to swimming in blood it’s far too sticky! It would start to congeal before you filled the pool, plus it would form a skin so thick that instead of swimming you could bounce across the top in the nude, turning any horror film into a very funny porn show.
ED- There is another addition to your book that is also extremely popular in that it contains Manga drawings. Please tell us about the artist and her work.
AM- Ho yes………..you mean the famous manga artist Heby Sim well she is Chinese and is at the moment in a teacher training collage somewhere in South East Asia, her work is just so special as she can take an idea and bring it alive, you should see the one of me naked swimming in the hot underground pools…………. Er …..No……….perhaps you shouldn’t.ED- How did you originally both hook up, and tell us about the similarity between you and those drawings?
AM- Heby is a friend of my publisher as she has done other work for his company and what he did was send photos of me to her and she turned me into what you now see in the book! She has also done pictures of my ‘Aunt’ and ‘Uncle’, my bestie ‘Ice’ and her brother ‘Max’ who is my boyfriend, their father runs the whole Nest and he is one very freighting Alpha Male Vampire.
ED- Are you going to have a sequel to ‘Fangs Rule’? With the current popularity of vampires amongst the student population I would assume that you would.
AM- . My next book is going to be like a novel but it is in fact my life story as it tells of my life in the human world, not knowing that I was a vampire but just someone with very strange dietary needs, the number of time I bite myself trying to stab a chunk of raw meat with my newly developed fangs is still painfully remembered. The book will be called THE NIGHT ETERNAL by Amy Mah isbn 9781874192473 you can see in on Amazon but it will not be out until late this year. Keep looking on my website for details www.FangsRule.com this in the trade is called a book plug.ED- What other books do you have planned, and is there another genre that you are considering writing in?
AM- My publisher did ask what I thought about Werewolves and well what can one say? They smell of wet dog in the rain, as to going out with one ….yuck …….so you can have long romantic walks together until he sees a deer runs after it to drop a bloody deer corpse at your feet as a gift and you wearing your new white dress!
ED- Amy, your work is truly amazing and the timing is about right as so many movies and television series have been the proving ground for the vampire genre. We want to thank you for the time that you spent with us and know that you will do well. Please keep in contact with us so that we can keep our readers informed about you in the future.
- See more at: http://www.eeriedigest.com/wordpress/...
August 25, 2014
Life as a Teenage Vampire by Amy Mah (Vampire): vampires THE FANGS
Life as a Teenage Vampire by Amy Mah (Vampire): vampires THE FANGS:
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Vampire fangs, biting and blood drinking by Amy Mah Teenage Vampire
No. 1 in understanding vampires THE FANGS
Being a blood sucking denizen of the night is not always that easy, like how the heck do you obtain your midnightsnack.
So let’s look at some of the old ideas, yes this idea is reported in some books by authors that could look to read a few medical books first
1. Sucking blood through the skin or pores of the victim er? Like how does that work? Now I am no doctor but you must need lungs like a hydraulic pump to make that sort of trick work.
The nearest thing I have tried to this is cupping which is painful and if anyone says it does not is lying!
This is what you look like after a nice calming Cupping session or rather in my case screams of pain followed by get those fringing things off me, before I bite you!!!!!
Yes you may go nice and red but leaking blood?
Sucking blood through pores in the skin is like mega hard work and for a blood sucker they would die of starvation from the energy expended to rip flesh off by suction
The skin is pulled up and is red but no blood, so sucking through the skin is not something I would try.
2. Next is biting with normal teeth …………. Right ok, this sounds possible ………. Ok if you are 3 years old then maybe but as a way to drink blood? Are you kidding?
Lots of talk of this in the early vampire myth but come on normal teeth?
This is a dark lord of the night we are talking about not some flea-bitten werewolf or moronic zombie!
For Liliths sake use a frigging knife if all you own is a set of burger choppers. …….. Like get real what a dumb way of getting a drink.
Biting into raw flesh with normal teeth causes more problems if all you want is to drink blood ..................
If you only have normal teeth use Tools!!:
Humans have used tools for yonks
Doctoral student Kyle Brown, who led the research at the University of Cape Town in South Africa, said: ''Our illumination of the heat treatment process shows that these early modern humans commanded fire in a nuanced and sophisticated manner.
''We show that early modern humans at 72,000 years ago, and perhaps as early as 164,000 years ago in coastal South Africa, were using carefully controlled hearths in a complex process to heat stone and change its properties, the process known as heat treatment.''
Previously, the first use of heat treatment was thought to have been in Europe 25,000 years ago. The technique was not believed to have been invented until long after the ancestors of modern humans had left Africa and settled in Europe and Asia.
If you want to use your mouth then grow some fangs!
3. FANGS ……………… to be a vampire you have to own teeth that are sharp and can puncher the skin and not remove it by the mouth full.
Now this is what makes getting a refreshing drink both easy and fun.
Types of fang:
There is first what I would call the Hollywood fang, think of hammer house of horror Dracula, two very sharp canine teeth which can only be seen when the lips are pulled up.
These are normally the correct type of fang for the undead vampire and are full explained in my Girls guide to being a vampire. as a paperback and kindle
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Girls-Guide-Being-Vampire-ebook/dp/B008PDEDHK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-1&keywords=fangs+rule
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-4&keywords=fangs+rule
As long as you do not smile or yawn they can be hidden from sight.
The draw back with these are they are mega sharp so you need to be a fast healer just to heal the damage done to the mouth when talking.
Tall dark silent vampires are the ones that know it hurts to talk as the fangs cut into the lips.
Look even my turned vamps are smart enough to wear plastic caps over the fangs.
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Keep the little plastic caps on until you wish to use them or as above you will bite your lips
Plastic Caps to protect the point
This keeps them nice and clean and sharp and can come in clear plastic or dayglow if you wish to make a fashion statement.
Sometimes you will see a pic of a poor vamp that has a mouth full of razor sharp fangs, now this chap or chap-ess can only drink blood or soup as such teeth make it impossible to chew!
Come on think about it …………… sigh……… look ask a dentist if you do not understand this.
Next we get to the extendable fang:
This is done by yawning or by a tiger growl, yes yes I know its childish but it works and a lot better than hissing, I never know how this happens and personally I put it down to shyness as I have placed a mirror in my mouth to what how it works and they refuse to descend when looking.
Now these are the best sort to have and can give hours of innocent pleasure in cleaning and polishing them.
I use an Ivory polish on a battery tooth brush, it is only right that you should give your victim a nice clean bite so to leave the nice fashionable neck holes.
What people fail to know is this means all living vampires have to have a top over bite to their jaw, now you must know that!
It is a good way to check if someone is a vampire, straight teeth with no overbite means not a vampire as if there were then the extending fangs would mean they could not close their mouths let alone bite anything thicker than a piece of paper.
Come on think about it …………….
Unless you have an over bite you will not be able to use your fangs, if you have a under bite then with fangs you will look like a wild pig! there are billions of people that could never be turned into a vampire due to racial characteristics on jaw alignment.
We are talking about vampires and not snakes ……lol
Good for biting but not for chewing and even talking is not easy
As for the drinking of blood this can be done in several ways.
The Undead turned vampire with the cute Hollywood fangs makes 2 puncture holes and get squirted in the eyes until they remember to place lips around the holes ………….. not all vamps are that bright.
Personally being a Living vampire I have the benefit of not being human to start with so my body works slightly different to a humans.
The fangs are very strong and hollow and as soon as they penetrate the neck blood is forced through the fangs by the beating of the victims heart.
You now know why we don’t like dead meat.
Drinking from a living human is better as it is less work and the blood has a fresher taste.
Yes we can also drink it normally and get real messy doing it unless you can carry a nice large bear tankard with you.
Some of my friends take it with coffee but as for me I find mixing it with chocolate syrup is ho so yummy ……..
I hope this has been helpful and give you something to think about when you see a pic of some vampire showing permanent massive fixed fangs without out pointing out that having them means not only can they not chew but nor speak!
To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631985&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
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This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides, it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
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Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOK VIDEO !!!
…………..
http://youtu.be/ZiAPGb2PPnw
http://www.fangsrule.com/drinkblood.htm
Vampire fangs, biting and blood drinking by Amy Mah Teenage Vampire
No. 1 in understanding vampires THE FANGS
Being a blood sucking denizen of the night is not always that easy, like how the heck do you obtain your midnightsnack.
So let’s look at some of the old ideas, yes this idea is reported in some books by authors that could look to read a few medical books first
1. Sucking blood through the skin or pores of the victim er? Like how does that work? Now I am no doctor but you must need lungs like a hydraulic pump to make that sort of trick work.
The nearest thing I have tried to this is cupping which is painful and if anyone says it does not is lying!
This is what you look like after a nice calming Cupping session or rather in my case screams of pain followed by get those fringing things off me, before I bite you!!!!!
Yes you may go nice and red but leaking blood?
Sucking blood through pores in the skin is like mega hard work and for a blood sucker they would die of starvation from the energy expended to rip flesh off by suction
The skin is pulled up and is red but no blood, so sucking through the skin is not something I would try.
2. Next is biting with normal teeth …………. Right ok, this sounds possible ………. Ok if you are 3 years old then maybe but as a way to drink blood? Are you kidding?
Lots of talk of this in the early vampire myth but come on normal teeth?
This is a dark lord of the night we are talking about not some flea-bitten werewolf or moronic zombie!
For Liliths sake use a frigging knife if all you own is a set of burger choppers. …….. Like get real what a dumb way of getting a drink.
Biting into raw flesh with normal teeth causes more problems if all you want is to drink blood ..................
If you only have normal teeth use Tools!!:
Humans have used tools for yonks
Doctoral student Kyle Brown, who led the research at the University of Cape Town in South Africa, said: ''Our illumination of the heat treatment process shows that these early modern humans commanded fire in a nuanced and sophisticated manner.
''We show that early modern humans at 72,000 years ago, and perhaps as early as 164,000 years ago in coastal South Africa, were using carefully controlled hearths in a complex process to heat stone and change its properties, the process known as heat treatment.''
Previously, the first use of heat treatment was thought to have been in Europe 25,000 years ago. The technique was not believed to have been invented until long after the ancestors of modern humans had left Africa and settled in Europe and Asia.
If you want to use your mouth then grow some fangs!
3. FANGS ……………… to be a vampire you have to own teeth that are sharp and can puncher the skin and not remove it by the mouth full.
Now this is what makes getting a refreshing drink both easy and fun.
Types of fang:
There is first what I would call the Hollywood fang, think of hammer house of horror Dracula, two very sharp canine teeth which can only be seen when the lips are pulled up.
These are normally the correct type of fang for the undead vampire and are full explained in my Girls guide to being a vampire. as a paperback and kindle
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Girls-Guide-Being-Vampire-ebook/dp/B008PDEDHK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-1&keywords=fangs+rule
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-4&keywords=fangs+rule
As long as you do not smile or yawn they can be hidden from sight.
The draw back with these are they are mega sharp so you need to be a fast healer just to heal the damage done to the mouth when talking.
Tall dark silent vampires are the ones that know it hurts to talk as the fangs cut into the lips.
Look even my turned vamps are smart enough to wear plastic caps over the fangs.
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Keep the little plastic caps on until you wish to use them or as above you will bite your lips
Plastic Caps to protect the point
This keeps them nice and clean and sharp and can come in clear plastic or dayglow if you wish to make a fashion statement.
Sometimes you will see a pic of a poor vamp that has a mouth full of razor sharp fangs, now this chap or chap-ess can only drink blood or soup as such teeth make it impossible to chew!
Come on think about it …………… sigh……… look ask a dentist if you do not understand this.
Next we get to the extendable fang:
This is done by yawning or by a tiger growl, yes yes I know its childish but it works and a lot better than hissing, I never know how this happens and personally I put it down to shyness as I have placed a mirror in my mouth to what how it works and they refuse to descend when looking.
Now these are the best sort to have and can give hours of innocent pleasure in cleaning and polishing them.
I use an Ivory polish on a battery tooth brush, it is only right that you should give your victim a nice clean bite so to leave the nice fashionable neck holes.
What people fail to know is this means all living vampires have to have a top over bite to their jaw, now you must know that!
It is a good way to check if someone is a vampire, straight teeth with no overbite means not a vampire as if there were then the extending fangs would mean they could not close their mouths let alone bite anything thicker than a piece of paper.
Come on think about it …………….
Unless you have an over bite you will not be able to use your fangs, if you have a under bite then with fangs you will look like a wild pig! there are billions of people that could never be turned into a vampire due to racial characteristics on jaw alignment.
We are talking about vampires and not snakes ……lol
Good for biting but not for chewing and even talking is not easy
As for the drinking of blood this can be done in several ways.
The Undead turned vampire with the cute Hollywood fangs makes 2 puncture holes and get squirted in the eyes until they remember to place lips around the holes ………….. not all vamps are that bright.
Personally being a Living vampire I have the benefit of not being human to start with so my body works slightly different to a humans.
The fangs are very strong and hollow and as soon as they penetrate the neck blood is forced through the fangs by the beating of the victims heart.
You now know why we don’t like dead meat.
Drinking from a living human is better as it is less work and the blood has a fresher taste.
Yes we can also drink it normally and get real messy doing it unless you can carry a nice large bear tankard with you.
Some of my friends take it with coffee but as for me I find mixing it with chocolate syrup is ho so yummy ……..
I hope this has been helpful and give you something to think about when you see a pic of some vampire showing permanent massive fixed fangs without out pointing out that having them means not only can they not chew but nor speak!
To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631985&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
http://www.fangsrule.com
Special offer price on VAMPIRE bookSpecial offer price on VAMPIRE by amy Mah on Kindle
VAMPIRE
Amazon UKhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736503&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
Amazon Worldhttp://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736623&sr=8-2-fkmr0&keywords=amy+mah+vam%5Bpire
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides, it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
**************
Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOK VIDEO !!!
…………..
http://youtu.be/ZiAPGb2PPnw
August 18, 2014
DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! if you are religious
How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All
Book Feature
I could be the only person in the world do a feature on this book!
I may even be the last one able to buy it!
It has been out a few years but I only found out about it when people started to try and Ban it!
The simple fact is if you try and ban a book then a lot more people with go and buy it, apart from just me, it has received 100s of bad reviews from people that say they have not even read it and warn people of how bad it is written etc.
Now it could change but I see Amazon is selling this as a pair with:No Easy Day: The Autobiography of a Navy Seal: The Firsthand Account of the Mission That Killed Osama Bin Laden
Muslim
Ok lets start off ….If you are a Muslim or follow Islam in any way DO NOT READ THIS BOOK I repeat don't read this book …….you will not like it and it will upset you ………don’t buy it ….don't read it …. And don’t even think about it.
Judaism
Now for followers of Judaism, well you may like it as it puts Jews in a very good historic light.
Christian
Well the Bible gets a little mention but from this book it only sounds a minor sect, you can read it as just a funny book poking fun at the Arabs
Old Gods
Nothing much is said about them, which is a pity as Mecca would have had lots at that time.
Is it badly written? ……………… No
Is it funny? …………….. Yes
Is it designed to piss Muslims off ? ………. Yes
Is it selling well due to all the hate reviews? …… Yes
Looking at the Amazon sales it is doing far better than any of my books have ever done………
……sob ……………
…… yes banning a book will make it a best seller ………. Sigh ……….
Should you read it ? ………. Well that s up to you ………………….
The Story:
From the book advert and not my words!
A book like no other on this earth. Not a few cartoons or an infantile movie trailer but 234 page novel which insults Islam like no other. A parody of the always drunk proprietor of "Mohammad's Saloon & Brothel" with his completely ridiculous life exposed.
This moronic child molestating coward and fool who bumps his way through life oblivious to his manipulation as the figurehead of another new religion.
Learn about his adopted son and heir Ali, the biggest swish ever to sashay across Arabia while sadistically running Mecca's largest boy's brothel.
Only $9.99 to laugh at, mock, and ridicule those fanatics who do not enjoy being ridiculed. A well written and extremely funny parody at Amazon.com.
link to Amazon.com
https://www.amazon.com/How-Fatima-Started-Islam-Mohammads/dp/0578032902/ref
Observe the never sober Mohammad having sex with camels, pre-adolescent girls and boys, the mutilations, murders, terrorism, sneak attacks, back stabbings and mental illnesses. Absolutely no other novel is similar. Stick up for America by sticking it to Radical Islam.
Also: There is a subtle effort to dissuade Americans from buying or reading this parody. The Mullahs of Radical Islam HATE the fact that we in the West can still purchase this book. They are pressuring and threatening Amazon to stop offering the novel for sale.
They demand a world wide ban with criminal penalties under Sharia Law. Out of 6,000,000 Amazon books "How Fatima Started Islam" has the second lowest review rating, why, because Amazon has been flooded with well over 100 negative reviews with the lowest possible rating, reviewers who openly state that they would never ever buy or read a book insulting The Prophet, yet they take the time to tell you not to read it. The second lowest rating is a badge of honor, it shows how much the Ayatollahs of BAGHDAD and DAMASCUS and the murderous terrorist who killed our ambassador and burned our embassy in BENGHAZI do not want you to buy HFSI. Do not let these radical tin pot madmen, who think they rule the world and everyone in it, dictate to you what you may or may not read; purchase this important, well written, and extremely funny book.
Reviews
Amazons anti Islam book to create tension and hatredLONDON: The US Publishing organisation Amazon has published and marketed a very humiliating and disgraceful book 'How Fatima started Islam' that obviously will create tension in the world. The ridiculous book carries hatred and neferious propaganda against Islam, last Prophet PBUH and his beloved daughter. The title cover of this book is a picture of a model of a model wearing scarf. A detailed report on the prescribed book and anti Islam activities will be published next edition. This is a message to the whole ummah wake up and defend our Prophet PBUH and his daughter.
“I haven't read the book: I've only been spammed about it. ”
65 reviewers made a similar statement ........er perhaps you should read it before doing a review.
Besides being called satirical which it is not, it is actually just a conglomeration of insults, and actually flat out untruths. This book was hard to read due to the authors grammatically challenged style of writing. I found his arguments self serving in many ways, it is obvious he has an axe to grind, and is very anti-Islam. This author lambastes the reader with simply false claims and statements, that have no shred of backing. His citations are simply false, and misleading, and I found the book just depressing to read. I think this author has some real issues besides the lack of a basic spell checker.
Does anyone really think that any worthwhile book should be advertised the same way penis enlargement pills are?
Satire? To call this 'humor' is offensive to anyone with a brain. Disguised hate, tasteless offense and a whole lot of ignorance. Who would cheer on such a book about Christianity?
I certainly won't be reading this obnoxious, offensive book, which has obviously been 'written' (I used the word advisedly) to provoke a reaction. What did entertain me, however, was the 'look inside' feature, where you can admire the truly APPALLING writing style. I mean, why bother with correct punctuation, sentence construction or syntax? Why bother with good research, or a balanced view? This book will injure your brain on so many levels.
****************
It is a book designed to be hated by millions, but if you are not religious and enjoy a funny poke at Islam then perhaps this is the book for you.
Did have some great hate mail on Youtube but alas all removed inc the ones saying what they planned to do to the author
Book Feature
I could be the only person in the world do a feature on this book!
I may even be the last one able to buy it!
It has been out a few years but I only found out about it when people started to try and Ban it!
The simple fact is if you try and ban a book then a lot more people with go and buy it, apart from just me, it has received 100s of bad reviews from people that say they have not even read it and warn people of how bad it is written etc.
Now it could change but I see Amazon is selling this as a pair with:No Easy Day: The Autobiography of a Navy Seal: The Firsthand Account of the Mission That Killed Osama Bin Laden
Muslim
Ok lets start off ….If you are a Muslim or follow Islam in any way DO NOT READ THIS BOOK I repeat don't read this book …….you will not like it and it will upset you ………don’t buy it ….don't read it …. And don’t even think about it.
Judaism
Now for followers of Judaism, well you may like it as it puts Jews in a very good historic light.
Christian
Well the Bible gets a little mention but from this book it only sounds a minor sect, you can read it as just a funny book poking fun at the Arabs
Old Gods
Nothing much is said about them, which is a pity as Mecca would have had lots at that time.
Is it badly written? ……………… No
Is it funny? …………….. Yes
Is it designed to piss Muslims off ? ………. Yes
Is it selling well due to all the hate reviews? …… Yes
Looking at the Amazon sales it is doing far better than any of my books have ever done………
……sob ……………
…… yes banning a book will make it a best seller ………. Sigh ……….
Should you read it ? ………. Well that s up to you ………………….
The Story:
From the book advert and not my words!
A book like no other on this earth. Not a few cartoons or an infantile movie trailer but 234 page novel which insults Islam like no other. A parody of the always drunk proprietor of "Mohammad's Saloon & Brothel" with his completely ridiculous life exposed.
This moronic child molestating coward and fool who bumps his way through life oblivious to his manipulation as the figurehead of another new religion.
Learn about his adopted son and heir Ali, the biggest swish ever to sashay across Arabia while sadistically running Mecca's largest boy's brothel.
Only $9.99 to laugh at, mock, and ridicule those fanatics who do not enjoy being ridiculed. A well written and extremely funny parody at Amazon.com.
link to Amazon.com
https://www.amazon.com/How-Fatima-Started-Islam-Mohammads/dp/0578032902/ref
Observe the never sober Mohammad having sex with camels, pre-adolescent girls and boys, the mutilations, murders, terrorism, sneak attacks, back stabbings and mental illnesses. Absolutely no other novel is similar. Stick up for America by sticking it to Radical Islam.
Also: There is a subtle effort to dissuade Americans from buying or reading this parody. The Mullahs of Radical Islam HATE the fact that we in the West can still purchase this book. They are pressuring and threatening Amazon to stop offering the novel for sale.
They demand a world wide ban with criminal penalties under Sharia Law. Out of 6,000,000 Amazon books "How Fatima Started Islam" has the second lowest review rating, why, because Amazon has been flooded with well over 100 negative reviews with the lowest possible rating, reviewers who openly state that they would never ever buy or read a book insulting The Prophet, yet they take the time to tell you not to read it. The second lowest rating is a badge of honor, it shows how much the Ayatollahs of BAGHDAD and DAMASCUS and the murderous terrorist who killed our ambassador and burned our embassy in BENGHAZI do not want you to buy HFSI. Do not let these radical tin pot madmen, who think they rule the world and everyone in it, dictate to you what you may or may not read; purchase this important, well written, and extremely funny book.
Reviews
Amazons anti Islam book to create tension and hatredLONDON: The US Publishing organisation Amazon has published and marketed a very humiliating and disgraceful book 'How Fatima started Islam' that obviously will create tension in the world. The ridiculous book carries hatred and neferious propaganda against Islam, last Prophet PBUH and his beloved daughter. The title cover of this book is a picture of a model of a model wearing scarf. A detailed report on the prescribed book and anti Islam activities will be published next edition. This is a message to the whole ummah wake up and defend our Prophet PBUH and his daughter.
“I haven't read the book: I've only been spammed about it. ”
65 reviewers made a similar statement ........er perhaps you should read it before doing a review.
Besides being called satirical which it is not, it is actually just a conglomeration of insults, and actually flat out untruths. This book was hard to read due to the authors grammatically challenged style of writing. I found his arguments self serving in many ways, it is obvious he has an axe to grind, and is very anti-Islam. This author lambastes the reader with simply false claims and statements, that have no shred of backing. His citations are simply false, and misleading, and I found the book just depressing to read. I think this author has some real issues besides the lack of a basic spell checker.
Does anyone really think that any worthwhile book should be advertised the same way penis enlargement pills are?
Satire? To call this 'humor' is offensive to anyone with a brain. Disguised hate, tasteless offense and a whole lot of ignorance. Who would cheer on such a book about Christianity?
I certainly won't be reading this obnoxious, offensive book, which has obviously been 'written' (I used the word advisedly) to provoke a reaction. What did entertain me, however, was the 'look inside' feature, where you can admire the truly APPALLING writing style. I mean, why bother with correct punctuation, sentence construction or syntax? Why bother with good research, or a balanced view? This book will injure your brain on so many levels.
****************
It is a book designed to be hated by millions, but if you are not religious and enjoy a funny poke at Islam then perhaps this is the book for you.
Did have some great hate mail on Youtube but alas all removed inc the ones saying what they planned to do to the author
July 30, 2014
VAMPIRE INSPIRED FASHION: CAREFUL, I BITE!
FASHION & INSPIRATION, PUNKGOTH MAY 6, 2014VAMPIRE INSPIRED FASHION: CAREFUL, I BITE!
We don’t get why zombies are more populare than vampires: the latter are handsome, smart, charming, they can hypnotize you and being bite it’s not that bad. Try to be bit by a zombie! Vampire fashion has always been a source of inspiration for many alternative clothing styles: gothic is the main one (without any doubt!) but everyone can get inspired by vampires, not only goths. Bring mystery, allure, elegance and a bit of brocade into your life and your self-esteem (and boyfriend/girlfriend) will thank you for that!
“I Don’t sparkle ……..I Bite !!!”
Amy Mah - Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire
http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/vampire-inspired-fashion/
Vampire Inspired FashionVampires are not always that gothic (they’re not always like Lestat from Interview with a Vampire) they can also be trendy and sparling like the infamous Edward (Twilight anyone?). We do prefer gothic vampires of course, because we love the subtle sensuality of the typical Ann Rice vampire: that look will never go out of style! Bring some black, red and purple int your wardrobe! (Oh, you silly mortal!)
DARK RED LACE HALTER DRESS – DEATH OF A VAMPIRE PENDANT - LACE AND POLKA DOTS PURPLE CORSETFangsWe couldn’t get more serious than that. Fangs are a serious matter.
RUFFLE BITE ME SOCKS – VAMPIRE KISS BAG - WOMEN FANGS SETAre you mesmerized by vampires allure? Do you get inspired by vampire fashion? Tell us in the comments below! Featured image credits: 1To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631985&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
http://www.fangsrule.com
Special offer price on VAMPIRE bookSpecial offer price on VAMPIRE by amy Mah on Kindle
VAMPIRE
Amazon UKhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736503&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
Amazon Worldhttp://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736623&sr=8-2-fkmr0&keywords=amy+mah+vam%5Bpire
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides, it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
**************
Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOK VIDEO !!!
…………..
http://youtu.be/ZiAPGb2PPnw
July 29, 2014
Blood drinking by Amy Mah Teenage Vampire
Vampire fangs, biting and blood drinking by Amy Mah Teenage Vampire
No. 1 in understanding vampires THE FANGS
Being a blood sucking denizen of the night is not always that easy, like how the heck do you obtain your midnight snack.
So let’s look at some of the old ideas, yes this idea is reported in some books by authors that could look to read a few medical books first
1. Sucking blood through the skin or pores of the victim er? Like how does that work? Now I am no doctor but you must need lungs like a hydraulic pump to make that sort of trick work.
The nearest thing I have tried to this is cupping which is painful and if anyone says it does not is lying!
This is what you look like after a nice calming Cupping session or rather in my case screams of pain followed by get those fringing things off me, before I bite you!!!!!
Yes you may go nice and red but leaking blood?
Sucking blood through pores in the skin is like mega hard work and for a blood sucker they would die of starvation from the energy expended to rip flesh off by suction
The skin is pulled up and is red but no blood, so sucking through the skin is not something I would try.
2. Next is biting with normal teeth …………. Right ok, this sounds possible ………. Ok if you are 3 years old then maybe but as a way to drink blood? Are you kidding?
Lots of talk of this in the early vampire myth but come on normal teeth?
This is a dark lord of the night we are talking about not some flea-bitten werewolf or moronic zombie!
For Liliths sake use a frigging knife if all you own is a set of burger choppers. …….. Like get real what a dumb way of getting a drink.
Biting into raw flesh with normal teeth causes more problems if all you want is to drink blood ..................
If you only have normal teeth use Tools!!:
Humans have used tools for yonks
Doctoral student Kyle Brown, who led the research at the University of Cape Town in South Africa, said: ''Our illumination of the heat treatment process shows that these early modern humans commanded fire in a nuanced and sophisticated manner.
''We show that early modern humans at 72,000 years ago, and perhaps as early as 164,000 years ago in coastal South Africa, were using carefully controlled hearths in a complex process to heat stone and change its properties, the process known as heat treatment.''
Previously, the first use of heat treatment was thought to have been in Europe 25,000 years ago. The technique was not believed to have been invented until long after the ancestors of modern humans had left Africa and settled in Europe and Asia.
Scientists had been puzzled by the fine-grained and often reddish coloured silicate blades and axes excavated from prehistoric sites at Pinnacle Point on the South African coast.
If you want to use your mouth then grow some fangs!
3. FANGS ……………… to be a vampire you have to own teeth that are sharp and can puncher the skin and not remove it by the mouth full.
Now this is what makes getting a refreshing drink both easy and fun.
Types of fang:
There is first what I would call the Hollywood fang, think of hammer house of horror Dracula, two very sharp canine teeth which can only be seen when the lips are pulled up.
These are normally the correct type of fang for the undead vampire and are full explained in my Girls guide to being a vampire. as a paperback and kindle
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Girls-Guide-Being-Vampire-ebook/dp/B008PDEDHK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-1&keywords=fangs+rule
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-4&keywords=fangs+rule
As long as you do not smile or yawn they can be hidden from sight.
The draw back with these are they are mega sharp so you need to be a fast healer just to heal the damage done to the mouth when talking.
Tall dark silent vampires are the ones that know it hurts to talk as the fangs cut into the lips.
Look even my turned vamps are smart enough to wear plastic caps over the fangs.
Keep the little plastic caps on until you wish to use them or as above you will bite your lips
Plastic Caps to protect the point
This keeps them nice and clean and sharp and can come in clear plastic or dayglow if you wish to make a fashion statement.
Sometimes you will see a pic of a poor vamp that has a mouth full of razor sharp fangs, now this chap or chap-ess can only drink blood or soup as such teeth make it impossible to chew!
Come on think about it …………… sigh……… look ask a dentist if you do not understand this.
Next we get to the extendable fang:
This is done by yawning or by a tiger growl, yes yes I know its childish but it works and a lot better than hissing, I never know how this happens and personally I put it down to shyness as I have placed a mirror in my mouth to what how it works and they refuse to descend when looking.
Now these are the best sort to have and can give hours of innocent pleasure in cleaning and polishing them.
I use an Ivory polish on a battery tooth brush, it is only right that you should give your victim a nice clean bite so to leave the nice fashionable neck holes.
What people fail to know is this means all living vampires have to have a top over bite to their jaw, now you must know that!
It is a good way to check if someone is a vampire, straight teeth with no overbite means not a vampire as if there were then the extending fangs would mean they could not close their mouths let alone bite anything thicker than a piece of paper.
Come on think about it …………….
Unless you have an over bite you will not be able to use your fangs, if you have a under bite then with fangs you will look like a wild pig! there are billions of people that could never be turned into a vampire due to racial characteristics on jaw alignment.
We are talking about vampires and not snakes ……lol
Good for biting but not for chewing and even talking is not easy
As for the drinking of blood this can be done in several ways.
The Undead turned vampire with the cute Hollywood fangs makes 2 puncture holes and get squirted in the eyes until they remember to place lips around the holes ………….. not all vamps are that bright.
Personally being a Living vampire I have the benefit of not being human to start with so my body works slightly different to a humans.
The fangs are very strong and hollow and as soon as they penetrate the neck blood is forced through the fangs by the beating of the victims heart.
You now know why we don’t like dead meat.
Drinking from a living human is better as it is less work and the blood has a fresher taste.
Yes we can also drink it normally and get real messy doing it unless you can carry a nice large bear tankard with you.
Some of my friends take it with coffee but as for me I find mixing it with chocolate syrup is ho so yummy ……..
I hope this has been helpful and give you something to think about when you see a pic of some vampire showing permanent massive fixed fangs without out pointing out that having them means not only can they not chew but nor speak!
To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631985&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
http://www.fangsrule.com
Special offer price on VAMPIRE bookSpecial offer price on VAMPIRE by amy Mah on Kindle
VAMPIRE
Amazon UKhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736503&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
Amazon Worldhttp://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736623&sr=8-2-fkmr0&keywords=amy+mah+vam%5Bpire
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides, it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
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Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOK VIDEO !!!
…………..
http://youtu.be/ZiAPGb2PPnw
No. 1 in understanding vampires THE FANGS
Being a blood sucking denizen of the night is not always that easy, like how the heck do you obtain your midnight snack.
So let’s look at some of the old ideas, yes this idea is reported in some books by authors that could look to read a few medical books first
1. Sucking blood through the skin or pores of the victim er? Like how does that work? Now I am no doctor but you must need lungs like a hydraulic pump to make that sort of trick work.
The nearest thing I have tried to this is cupping which is painful and if anyone says it does not is lying!
This is what you look like after a nice calming Cupping session or rather in my case screams of pain followed by get those fringing things off me, before I bite you!!!!!
Yes you may go nice and red but leaking blood?
Sucking blood through pores in the skin is like mega hard work and for a blood sucker they would die of starvation from the energy expended to rip flesh off by suction
The skin is pulled up and is red but no blood, so sucking through the skin is not something I would try.
2. Next is biting with normal teeth …………. Right ok, this sounds possible ………. Ok if you are 3 years old then maybe but as a way to drink blood? Are you kidding?
Lots of talk of this in the early vampire myth but come on normal teeth?
This is a dark lord of the night we are talking about not some flea-bitten werewolf or moronic zombie!
For Liliths sake use a frigging knife if all you own is a set of burger choppers. …….. Like get real what a dumb way of getting a drink.
Biting into raw flesh with normal teeth causes more problems if all you want is to drink blood ..................
If you only have normal teeth use Tools!!:
Humans have used tools for yonks
Doctoral student Kyle Brown, who led the research at the University of Cape Town in South Africa, said: ''Our illumination of the heat treatment process shows that these early modern humans commanded fire in a nuanced and sophisticated manner.
''We show that early modern humans at 72,000 years ago, and perhaps as early as 164,000 years ago in coastal South Africa, were using carefully controlled hearths in a complex process to heat stone and change its properties, the process known as heat treatment.''
Previously, the first use of heat treatment was thought to have been in Europe 25,000 years ago. The technique was not believed to have been invented until long after the ancestors of modern humans had left Africa and settled in Europe and Asia.
Scientists had been puzzled by the fine-grained and often reddish coloured silicate blades and axes excavated from prehistoric sites at Pinnacle Point on the South African coast.
If you want to use your mouth then grow some fangs!
3. FANGS ……………… to be a vampire you have to own teeth that are sharp and can puncher the skin and not remove it by the mouth full.
Now this is what makes getting a refreshing drink both easy and fun.
Types of fang:
There is first what I would call the Hollywood fang, think of hammer house of horror Dracula, two very sharp canine teeth which can only be seen when the lips are pulled up.
These are normally the correct type of fang for the undead vampire and are full explained in my Girls guide to being a vampire. as a paperback and kindle
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Girls-Guide-Being-Vampire-ebook/dp/B008PDEDHK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-1&keywords=fangs+rule
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule-Girls-Guide-Vampire/dp/1874192480/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631420&sr=8-4&keywords=fangs+rule
As long as you do not smile or yawn they can be hidden from sight.
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The draw back with these are they are mega sharp so you need to be a fast healer just to heal the damage done to the mouth when talking.
Tall dark silent vampires are the ones that know it hurts to talk as the fangs cut into the lips.
Look even my turned vamps are smart enough to wear plastic caps over the fangs.
Keep the little plastic caps on until you wish to use them or as above you will bite your lips
Plastic Caps to protect the point
This keeps them nice and clean and sharp and can come in clear plastic or dayglow if you wish to make a fashion statement.
Sometimes you will see a pic of a poor vamp that has a mouth full of razor sharp fangs, now this chap or chap-ess can only drink blood or soup as such teeth make it impossible to chew!
Come on think about it …………… sigh……… look ask a dentist if you do not understand this.
Next we get to the extendable fang:
This is done by yawning or by a tiger growl, yes yes I know its childish but it works and a lot better than hissing, I never know how this happens and personally I put it down to shyness as I have placed a mirror in my mouth to what how it works and they refuse to descend when looking.
Now these are the best sort to have and can give hours of innocent pleasure in cleaning and polishing them.
I use an Ivory polish on a battery tooth brush, it is only right that you should give your victim a nice clean bite so to leave the nice fashionable neck holes.
What people fail to know is this means all living vampires have to have a top over bite to their jaw, now you must know that!
It is a good way to check if someone is a vampire, straight teeth with no overbite means not a vampire as if there were then the extending fangs would mean they could not close their mouths let alone bite anything thicker than a piece of paper.
Come on think about it …………….
Unless you have an over bite you will not be able to use your fangs, if you have a under bite then with fangs you will look like a wild pig! there are billions of people that could never be turned into a vampire due to racial characteristics on jaw alignment.
We are talking about vampires and not snakes ……lol
Good for biting but not for chewing and even talking is not easy
As for the drinking of blood this can be done in several ways.
The Undead turned vampire with the cute Hollywood fangs makes 2 puncture holes and get squirted in the eyes until they remember to place lips around the holes ………….. not all vamps are that bright.
Personally being a Living vampire I have the benefit of not being human to start with so my body works slightly different to a humans.
The fangs are very strong and hollow and as soon as they penetrate the neck blood is forced through the fangs by the beating of the victims heart.
You now know why we don’t like dead meat.
Drinking from a living human is better as it is less work and the blood has a fresher taste.
Yes we can also drink it normally and get real messy doing it unless you can carry a nice large bear tankard with you.
Some of my friends take it with coffee but as for me I find mixing it with chocolate syrup is ho so yummy ……..
I hope this has been helpful and give you something to think about when you see a pic of some vampire showing permanent massive fixed fangs without out pointing out that having them means not only can they not chew but nor speak!
To understand more about the problems in being a vampire google me: Amy Mah Vampire or buy one of my vampire books
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406631985&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
http://www.fangsrule.com
Special offer price on VAMPIRE bookSpecial offer price on VAMPIRE by amy Mah on Kindle
VAMPIRE
Amazon UKhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736503&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+mah
Amazon Worldhttp://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Amy-Mah-ebook/dp/B00K1ZFAZE/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1399736623&sr=8-2-fkmr0&keywords=amy+mah+vam%5Bpire
This very funny vampire novel is very different from your normal vampire book and not just because it is bursting with full colour art fitted in with the text showing the life of a young vampire forced to walk about in a transparent nightdress all day without underwear because that is what female vampires are supposed to do!
Unlike the undead sex mad vampire maids, Amy was a living vampire and the main difference apart from having better teeth and a pulse, meant she felt and suffered the cold invasive winds blowing along the corridors, most female vampire called them male winds due to the way they were always trying to rip the nightdresses off them.
From fighting in skin tight painted on body suits to learning to hang upside down from a ceiling in a nightdress without showing the world what you had for lunch, was just the start of her vampire training program.
And yes it's normal for a girl to dream about Guys, even if the girl happens to be a blood sucking denizen of the night - - - - It’s just that this denizen wishes the dreams could involve chocolates and holding hands and not leaping out on someone, ripping his shirt off and demanding to know what blood type he is, well at least not on the first date.
(Amy the vampire:……
“The massacre on 22nd and 3rd was greatly exaggerated by the human newspapers and not altogether my fault. It was my very first hunting trip, and a girl should not be judged by her first bite night. And no one ever talks about me saving the life of that cat. Besides, most of them kind of killed themselves without any help from me.”…………….
“And before tonight it was only one male that I killed by ripping his throat out with my teeth.”………….
“And no, I did not then eat him. I don’t normally eat vampires. I think I just chewed and swallowed what I had in my mouth after I bit him. That was all, and it was not that he even tasted that good. Besides, it was only three or four mouthfuls before he threw me off.”)
**************
Books With Teeth Reviews
Vampire: By Amy Mah offers exactly what I was looking for in a Vampire novel. She creates a vampire society that lives just out of sight of humans but close enough to get a midnight snack...or take out if they feel like staying home! The story takes place around the life of Amy Mah a typical teenage girl in every way except for instead of painting her nails and worrying about shoes she polishes her Fangs and sharpens her claws both hand and foot!
That of course does not sound typical at all but for Amy it is. Our teenage Vampire soon finds herself swept up in a world of social intrigue and ancient hierarchy as she enters the hidden world of the Vampires. Adopted by her ""Uncle"" and ""Aunt"" Pinkbat, Amelia becomes one of the clan and quickly finds she needs to grow up fast and catch up on the rules of being a Vampire if she is to survive long in a cut throat society filled with political feuds and clan territorial disputes. Being a Vampire is not as Romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be!
Amy has a writing style that is refreshing and well thought out. She handles the romance tastefully and you can tell the character is an extension of the author herself. The illustrated version is a real treat because you get to see, obviously, illustrations of the characters done by the talented Heby Sim. This adds a significant value to the book. I suggest that everyone read this book. Give it a try because there will be more coming from this EXTREMELY talented author.
CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOK VIDEO !!!
…………..
http://youtu.be/ZiAPGb2PPnw
