Amy Mah's Blog, page 19
September 11, 2014
VwV Types of Vampire VwV by Amy Mah
VwV Types of Vampire VwV by Amy Mah
As Vampire go I am more of the old school in that I like my lunch to be served warm and on two legs.
Male vampires may like to have a Renfield or an Egor to place signs to the castle.
Such as:
DANGER Vampire Castle (just 3 miles down road then turn left)
Do not go near the CASTLE !!!! (Signposted historic monument)
Do not park your Carriage on the left marked carriage park YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
DANGER What ever you do turn around now do not enter castle via GIFT SHOP next to sign pointing out the advantages of giving blood for health reasons.
No I Live underground and I have a maid ……………. She is undead and goes by the Name of BAMBI ……………. Look I did not name her ! Something about being born or conceived during a Disney Movie .
Yes this is my bedroom
Being Undead she is kinda cold which makes two of us ………but with me it is being forced to wear a stupid Nightdress all the time due to the fact that is what Female vampire always wear …………… A stupid male idea if ever I heard one !
Me in my sexy Nightwear .........huh as if
I wear jumpers and jeans under my nightdress ……….. stupid males did not say what one wears under the nightdress so I wear everything.
I call Bambi my maid as that is what she is ………….. ok so I could call her my slave but that is so 18thcentury.
I do not know what I would do without her as she loves me so much … Well I did turn her so no real choice on her part
Being undead she does not need to eat or drink apart from blood ……..but as I said she does love me so on cold nights she will drink lots of hot water and cuddle me ………it is like owning an undead Hot-water bottle
As I said my maid is undead but I am a living vampire ………you can tell by the teeth ……….. and of course a beating heart.
So as for types of vampire Mostly I stick with the normal sort living or undead ……
……… Vegetarian Vampires should be killed with a vegetable of their choice ……..
Ones that sparkle in daylight should be renamed as Fairies as they let down the very name of our kind.
Now as to Psychic Vampires ……………. Well these are popping up all over the place.
Personally I would suggest everyone invest in a lead lined helm ………. You know like the one magneto wears in the X-Men ……..
I am at the moment seeing if I can get discount for bulk orders so if you are interested please send me your hat size along with proof of purchase of one on my books..
VwV
AMY MAH VAMPIRE
As Vampire go I am more of the old school in that I like my lunch to be served warm and on two legs.
Male vampires may like to have a Renfield or an Egor to place signs to the castle.
Such as:

DANGER Vampire Castle (just 3 miles down road then turn left)
Do not go near the CASTLE !!!! (Signposted historic monument)
Do not park your Carriage on the left marked carriage park YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
DANGER What ever you do turn around now do not enter castle via GIFT SHOP next to sign pointing out the advantages of giving blood for health reasons.

No I Live underground and I have a maid ……………. She is undead and goes by the Name of BAMBI ……………. Look I did not name her ! Something about being born or conceived during a Disney Movie .

Yes this is my bedroom
Being Undead she is kinda cold which makes two of us ………but with me it is being forced to wear a stupid Nightdress all the time due to the fact that is what Female vampire always wear …………… A stupid male idea if ever I heard one !

Me in my sexy Nightwear .........huh as if
I wear jumpers and jeans under my nightdress ……….. stupid males did not say what one wears under the nightdress so I wear everything.
I call Bambi my maid as that is what she is ………….. ok so I could call her my slave but that is so 18thcentury.
I do not know what I would do without her as she loves me so much … Well I did turn her so no real choice on her part
Being undead she does not need to eat or drink apart from blood ……..but as I said she does love me so on cold nights she will drink lots of hot water and cuddle me ………it is like owning an undead Hot-water bottle
As I said my maid is undead but I am a living vampire ………you can tell by the teeth ……….. and of course a beating heart.
So as for types of vampire Mostly I stick with the normal sort living or undead ……
……… Vegetarian Vampires should be killed with a vegetable of their choice ……..
Ones that sparkle in daylight should be renamed as Fairies as they let down the very name of our kind.
Now as to Psychic Vampires ……………. Well these are popping up all over the place.
Personally I would suggest everyone invest in a lead lined helm ………. You know like the one magneto wears in the X-Men ……..
I am at the moment seeing if I can get discount for bulk orders so if you are interested please send me your hat size along with proof of purchase of one on my books..
VwV
AMY MAH VAMPIRE

Published on September 11, 2014 18:28
The Guardians III: Blood Vengeance
BLOG TOUR- Author: Jennifer RaygozaTitle: The Guardians III: Blood VengeanceSeries: The GuardiansGenre: Romantic Dark FantasyRelease Date: 9-16-14
About me: Jennifer Raygoza lives in Corona, California with her husband and children. She developed a love for writing poetry at the young age of twelve. She did not want to become a writer when she was young instead, she had dreams of becoming a Marriage Counselor and majored in Psychology when she was older. Although that dream did not work out, she still council’s relationship advice to friends and family. In 2013 she published her first book called The Guardians. Originally it was a story written for fun, and out of curiosity was self-published. Little did she know that it would be a hit with vampire lovers. Fans encouraged her to write part two in the series. She was currently working on another project, but pushed it back to write part two to please the fans. The Guardians III: Blood Vengeance is the last and final installment in the Guardians Series.
Excerpts-
“Here is some food for thought. I think being sheltered down here has gotten things out of focus for all of you. So I suggest you make a strong mental note of what I’m about to say. You humans, are no longer at the top of the food chain. Look around. Tell me what you see. I’ll tell you what I see. I see lunch. Around here, you are considered fresh meat. You are walking, talking blood bags. You are simply our food supply. So, instead of worrying about your jobs, you should be petrified that you’re standing in a room with three vampires that could rip you to bloody shreds and sleep like a baby afterwards. If that’s not scary enough for you, outside is a more vicious species of us, and I guarantee this. They won’t bring you lovely folk’s coffee and pancakes with a fucking smile.” I looked around the room to see the shaken expression on everyone’s faces. I stared down at the floor, knowing I had offended every person in the room.
“You’re not weak, you know. I think you are one of the strongest females I have ever met,” Gavin replied. I stopped in my tracks. I swung my body around like lightening had struck.
“Ha ha. You think I’m talking about myself when I tell you that. That’s really inspiring. It makes me want to vomit rainbows and sugar. Let me tell you something. I don’t need your motivational speech. Keep your pep talk in your pocket, boy. I can handle my own.”
“I just…just thought you should know,” Gavin replied.
“Stop thinking.” I spit out, and bit into the air.
I lied. I was so weak, but I couldn’t bear to have him that close to me again. I was beyond starving, if that was even possible, and all I wanted was just a little bite. I licked my lips, imagining the taste. Ten different ways to silently kill Cage had already flashed through my mind. Damn vampire instincts. I sat there on the floor with my head hanging down, hands limp in my lap. Then I heard these whispers, or rather, thoughts again. They kept creeping into my mind. I found myself starting to listen to them.
“Humans are food supply, you even said it yourself. Kill him,” they screamed at me.
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About me: Jennifer Raygoza lives in Corona, California with her husband and children. She developed a love for writing poetry at the young age of twelve. She did not want to become a writer when she was young instead, she had dreams of becoming a Marriage Counselor and majored in Psychology when she was older. Although that dream did not work out, she still council’s relationship advice to friends and family. In 2013 she published her first book called The Guardians. Originally it was a story written for fun, and out of curiosity was self-published. Little did she know that it would be a hit with vampire lovers. Fans encouraged her to write part two in the series. She was currently working on another project, but pushed it back to write part two to please the fans. The Guardians III: Blood Vengeance is the last and final installment in the Guardians Series.

Excerpts-
“Here is some food for thought. I think being sheltered down here has gotten things out of focus for all of you. So I suggest you make a strong mental note of what I’m about to say. You humans, are no longer at the top of the food chain. Look around. Tell me what you see. I’ll tell you what I see. I see lunch. Around here, you are considered fresh meat. You are walking, talking blood bags. You are simply our food supply. So, instead of worrying about your jobs, you should be petrified that you’re standing in a room with three vampires that could rip you to bloody shreds and sleep like a baby afterwards. If that’s not scary enough for you, outside is a more vicious species of us, and I guarantee this. They won’t bring you lovely folk’s coffee and pancakes with a fucking smile.” I looked around the room to see the shaken expression on everyone’s faces. I stared down at the floor, knowing I had offended every person in the room.
“You’re not weak, you know. I think you are one of the strongest females I have ever met,” Gavin replied. I stopped in my tracks. I swung my body around like lightening had struck.
“Ha ha. You think I’m talking about myself when I tell you that. That’s really inspiring. It makes me want to vomit rainbows and sugar. Let me tell you something. I don’t need your motivational speech. Keep your pep talk in your pocket, boy. I can handle my own.”
“I just…just thought you should know,” Gavin replied.
“Stop thinking.” I spit out, and bit into the air.
I lied. I was so weak, but I couldn’t bear to have him that close to me again. I was beyond starving, if that was even possible, and all I wanted was just a little bite. I licked my lips, imagining the taste. Ten different ways to silently kill Cage had already flashed through my mind. Damn vampire instincts. I sat there on the floor with my head hanging down, hands limp in my lap. Then I heard these whispers, or rather, thoughts again. They kept creeping into my mind. I found myself starting to listen to them.
“Humans are food supply, you even said it yourself. Kill him,” they screamed at me.

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Published on September 11, 2014 15:33
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This is not your typical vampire story where vampires are jumping in bed with humans or are entangled with werewolves for one reason or another. This is the story of a teenage vampire who is just trying to survive in her day to day existence. It is humorous and will make you laugh out loud when Amy is just being her own unique self. She has a way with words that is like no other. This book gives us insight as to how how Amy meets her boyfriend Max and becomes best friends with his sister Ice, who were introduced in her first book. Amy is so outrageous that you can't help fall in love with her. I'm sure she would have something to say about that... No matter! The book is a delight and if you are into the strange and unusual, you must get your copy and see for yourself. You better get a copy unless you want to hear from the author. She has her own version of bending you to her will. In all seriousness, get your copy, it is a great book.
Amy Mah was a Vampire, a blood sucking denizen of the night, or she would have been if it was not a school night.
To make matters worse she had just bitten herself (again), instead of her snack for the evening, a nice large and very bloody raw steak which having dropped out of her fingers was now leaving a very interesting stain on her new white t-shirt, and no matter how interesting a stain it made it did not make her mood any better.
Amy knew from bitter experience that being a teenage vampire was not as much fun as the movies showed and as for the books about vampires, well they were all so wrong, for a start she could not fly but she could eat garlic, and as for going out in the sunshine, she did not glow or burst into flames, all that strong sunlight did was give her spots. So yes without sun block and a baseball cap the sun was dangerous as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne.
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Published on September 10, 2014 09:23
September 9, 2014
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Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
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A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!
www.amymahvampire.com

Being A vampire sounds like it should be a cool thing to be as a teenage girl, like sleeping during the day and enjoying a night life with friends but no one warned Amy that it also meant having to suffer Teenage hormones for so long as she was stuck as a 16 year old vampire until her new vampire family would let her grow up, being a vampire was not as much fun as she had hoped and as to walking about wearing a see through nightdress with no underwear, well that was so not going to happen!
www.fangsrule.com
A very funny book about life as a teenage vampire, Amy Mah may be a vampire but at 16 she knows world is just out to get her and not just by people trying to stake her because she has better teeth than they do!

Published on September 09, 2014 14:58
An Archaeological Mystery

Novel: Clonmac's Bridge: An Archaeological MysteryAuthor: Jeffrey PerrenPublisher: ClioStoryGenre: MysteryRating: Young Adult and up
A maritime archaeologist raises a medieval monastery span from the mud of the River Shannon, sunken for 1,200 years... and finds it perfectly preserved.
What could account for this astounding longevity? Why are his colleagues and the Church so desperate to prevent him learning the secret? And why is his consummate lover his greatest enemy?
Griffin Clonmac will go through hell to find out.
He won’t go alone. Inspired by a real discovery, Clonmac’s Bridge shifts between contemporary times and 9th century Ireland. It tells the story of two men who struggle against envy and mediocrity — a millennium apart — aided only by a loyal helpmate and an unconquerable will.
An archaeological thriller, a love story, and a pensée on society then and now, Jeffrey Perren fans are sure to find this latest novel his best yet.


Novel: In Lieu of SurrenderSeries: Toby Grant, Detective - Book 1Author: Bill RussellPublisher: Class Act BooksGenre: Historical Mystery RomanceRating: Adult
Roy Gallant, a pillar of 1949 Santa Marcia society, has a major problem. Up until now he’s freely dabbled in his hobbies and shady dealings, unfettered by anything as prosaic as the law.
When a new police chief arrives and disrupts his life, Roy figures he can make the chief see things his way by arranging for his wife to be kidnapped. But things go horribly wrong and invite the attentions of the chief’s best friend--a private investigator named Toby Grant.
Roy Gallant is about to discover his worst nightmare and live to rue it.

Published on September 09, 2014 14:52
The Haunting of Highdown Hall

Introverted scholar Percival Endicott Whyborne wants nothing more than to live quietly with his lover, ex-Pinkerton detective Griffin Flaherty. Unfortunately, Whyborne's railroad tycoon father has other ideas, namely hiring Griffin to investigate mysterious events at a coal mine.
Whyborne, Griffin, and their friend Christine travel to Threshold Mountain, a place of dark legend even before the mine burrowed into its heart. A contingent of Pinkertons--including Griffin's ex-lover Elliot--already guard the mine. But Griffin knows better than anyone just how unprepared the detectives are to face the otherworldly forces threatening them.
Soon, Whyborne and Griffin are on the trail of mysterious disappearances, deadly accidents, and whispered secrets. Is Elliot an ally, or does he only want to rekindle his relationship with Griffin? And if so, how can Whyborne possibly hope to compete with the stunningly handsome Pinkerton--especially when Griffin is hiding secrets about his past?
For in a town where friends become enemies and horror lurks behind a human mask, Whyborne can't afford to trust anything--including his own heart.


Novel: The Haunting of Highdown HallSeries: Psychic Surveys - 1Author: Shani StruthersPublisher: Crooked Cat PublishingGenre: Paranormal Ghost MysteryRating: Adult
'Good morning, Psychic Surveys. How can I help?' The latest in a long line of psychically-gifted females, Ruby Davis can see through the veil that separates this world and the next, helping grounded souls to move towards the light - or 'home' as Ruby calls it. Not just a job for Ruby, it's a crusade and one she wants to bring to the High Street. Psychic Surveys is born. Based in Lewes, East Sussex, Ruby and her team of freelance psychics have been kept busy of late. Specialising in domestic cases, their solid reputation is spreading - it's not just the dead that can rest in peace but the living too.
All is threatened when Ruby receives a call from the irate new owner of Highdown Hall. Film star Cynthia Hart is still in residence, despite having died in 1958. Winter deepens and so does the mystery surrounding Cynthia. She insists the devil is blocking her path to the light long after Psychic Surveys have 'disproved' it. Investigating her apparently unblemished background, Ruby is pulled further and further into Cynthia's world and the darkness that now inhabits it. For the first time in her career, Ruby's deepest beliefs are challenged. Does evil truly exist? And if so, is it the most relentless force of all?

Published on September 09, 2014 14:49
I'll Be Damned

Novel: I'll Be DamnedSeries: Anna Wolfe - Book 1Author: Casey KeenPublisher: Nevermore PressGenre: Urban Fantasy/ Paranormal RomanceRating: AdultA sister kidnapped. An impending war between Heaven and Hell looming around the corner. A Grand Witch who has no idea what she is. The Prince of Darkness’s obsession in claiming her. Two sinfully gorgeous men pulling her in two different directions.As the owner of the coffee shop Deja Brew in Savannah, Georgia, Anna thought her life was ordinary. That is until her sister is kidnapped by a demon, prompting two handsome men to march into her life unexpectedly. Valen, the sinfully gorgeous, overprotective werewolf who is Anna’s sworn guardian and Roman, the most handsome and powerful Warlock in the entire NetherworldSuddenly, her world is stripped of everything she knows and replaced with frightening news about who she really is - a powerful Grand Witch. Now, it’s up to her to draw out her dormant magic, rescue her sister and stop an impending heavenly war threatening to eradicate the human race all while staying alive.



Published on September 09, 2014 14:47
Bloodline Gypsy

Novel: Bloodline GypsySeries: Jook and Gypsies - Vol. 1Author: Shirley MartinPublisher: AuthorhouseGenre: Supernatural ThrillerRating: Mature due to violenceWhen Susannah Henika loses her mother in a tragic accident, she moves to a mountain resort town to live with a father she has never known. She soon falls victim to night terrors and an impending sense of dread. She meets a woman in the woods, Madalina Sadrinovic, whose uncanny ways set Susannah ill at ease. Strange and foreboding events follow the arrival of Madalina's twin brother, Luca. A local boy goes missing. The American teenager begins to suspect that somehow - linked to the strange markings on her hand - she may be one of the last remaining humans, genetically predestined to bear the offspring of an altered species her ancestor forged into the world."


Novel: Desert SonAuthor: Glenn MaynardPublisher: Black Rose WritingGenre: Paranormal RomanceRating: AdultCarter Spence has an out-of-body experience following a car accident that kills his parents. He views the chaos from above the scene of the accident, then passes through the tunnel and reunites with relatives who have long been dead. A woman he does not recognize approaches him and says, "Welcome, son." Her message to him is that he needs to be aware of his true identity and should follow signs that will lead him there. She mentions mountains, but Carter is jolted back into his physical body before she can finish. After burying his parents, Carter heads west and meets a free-spirit named Brenda, whom he is drawn to on many levels. She becomes his travelling companion and leads him to Boulder, Colorado, and to an old white house of an old man named Martin. Diaries, hypnosis, and past-life regression reveal a bizarre connection between these three. Carter discovers that the truth to his identity can only be found by pursuing the answer to whether he is the reincarnation of his biological father in what is shaping up to be a love affair rekindled beyond the grave.

Published on September 09, 2014 14:46
Not Quite Shakespeare

Book: The BastardSeries: The Baddest Boys in History - Book 1Author: Inez KelleyPublisher: Inez KelleyGenre: Paranormal Romance - Angels/DemonsRating: MatureThe Baddest Boys in History - In the battle between good and evil, humans have never been more than collateral damage. Now they are prey. Mankind doesn’t need a hero. It needs a sinner. Corrupt. Wicked. Nefarious. Contemptible... The Baddest Boys in History are back!You read about them in school. Now learn the truth. Real men. No vampires, no werewolves, no magic. Just down and dirty raw power —sin to sin, evil to evil, bad to bad. They fight for humanity. It was that or eternal damnation. They agreed to risk their souls. No one told them they would lose their hearts.
THE BASTARDVike died in blood, in battle, in betrayal. His ruthlessness was second only to his brutality. Now one woman makes his blood sing and he’ll stop at nothing to save her. He only has to face half of Hell to do it. Lacy is unknowingly descended from an ancient Holy line. Someone is slowly destroying her life and wants her dead. A fierce Viking comes to her rescue, and in his arms, she finds more than safety. If Vike can’t protect Lacy, he’ll have to kill her. And for a bastard, what’s one woman worth when the entire world is in jeopardy?


Stories Included:
Ninety-nine Problems by Becky BlackThe Jacobite by Bette BrowneIllumination by Sam EvansWag, Not a Dog by Theo FenravenThe Benefits of Hindsight by MA FordApollo, Heathcliff, and Hercules by S.A. GarciaMisadventures of Mislaid Men by Penny HudsonRough Tackle by Annabelle JacobsBread and Butter Pudding by Jules JonesFirst Contact by Rhidian Brenig JonesChanctonbury Ring by Sarah MadisonTops Down, Bottoms Up by Jay NorthcoteIn the Doghouse by Chris QuintonWrong Number by Megan ReddawayBest Vacation Ever by Rob Rosen

Published on September 09, 2014 14:37
To Love and Serve

Book: To Love and ServeSeries: The Vampire Reborn Series - Book 2Publisher: Entangled IgniteGenre: Paranormal Thriller/RomanceRated: MatureBorn to Love…Five years ago, vampire Ryder Latimer stepped into the path of a bullet meant for FBI Agent Diana Reyes, at once saving her life and condemning her to death when his blood contaminates her open wounds. Now only an experimental treatment, transfusions, and allowing Ryder to sink his teeth into her when they make love keep her alive.Born to SurviveRyder has always known that no matter what they try, Diana can’t possibly survive what contact with his blood did to her. The reality for him is that no matter how much he loves her, he will lose her if he doesn’t turn her—a choice Diana may have put off for too long.Born to Serve…Even as her health continues to deteriorate and they battle with that difficult decision, Diana tracks a serial killer targeting their vampire friends. It’s a dangerous job, but she was born to it and, with Ryder’s help, she’ll serve and protect until the day she dies—or until a miracle turns their world upside down.


Book: Arctic LionsAuthor: Wayne SappPublisher: Whiskey Creek PressGenre: Adventure RomanceRated: AdultFeisty research biologist Adrienne Matthews is trying to find evidence tying the decline in Steller sea lion numbers to the Exxon oil spill. Now, Stellers are being found dead of gunshot wounds, and when she approaches the commercial fishermen for help, she finds only animosity. Brody Keaton is a retired, physically and emotionally wounded ex-soldier hiding in Seward from the debris of two failed marriages. A pilot and wildlife lover, he becomes Matthews’ one reluctant volunteer. An uneasy alliance forms as the yearly sea lion count proceeds. Together they devise a plan to catch the sea lion shooter, but the poacher they are seeking has friends, and other much more deadly interests. An even greater challenge may be the rediscovery of trust; their growing attraction to each other requires it, and so will their very lives.

Published on September 09, 2014 14:36