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September 10, 2021: Slippery Slopes and News of Note!

Huzzah! I finished the first draft of my pitch for the Dark Matter miniseries. I spent a couple of hours sourcing images to incorporate into the document, will take the weekend to review and polish, then send Jay’s way on Monday. I’ll eventually post it here on this blog for you all to check out before we go out with it. Ideally, I’d love to have an actor, maybe even a cast member, record an audio version of the pitch and then hire an editor to assemble visuals drawn from the original series.

It’s coming together, slowly but surely…

It really struck home tonight while I was catching up on some of the analysts I follow They either referred to it in the most opaque and roundabout ways or, in some cases, used nonsense substitute words.
Honestly. WTF?!

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 10, 2021

Heading down that slippery slope…

Speaking of slippery slopes….

Real-time deepfakes could bring chaos to your next Zoom call

As if we don’t have enough to worry about…

Growing risk of once-in-a-century solar superstorm that could knock out internet, study says

What is it they say? If it talks like a duck…

Scientists find talking duck

Today’s Yes/No…

Apple Pie Ice Cream Bar? Yes/No
Apple pie ice cream bars arrive in Japan and they’re superb【Taste test】 https://t.co/0O9tdtJ5ke via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 10, 2021

Surprisingly – or maybe not – this one is a definite NO from me.

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Published on September 10, 2021 16:15

September 9, 2021: Untitled Blog Entry #291!

Akemi recommended I pick up the pace of my hot sauce use because, at year's end, she'll be throwing out any expired bottles. Jokes on her though because hot sauce never expires. Right? RIGHT?!!

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Sometimes, when I complain of stomach pain after using my hot sauces, she’ll be like: “See! It’s gone bad!” to which I rightly point out: “It’s hot sauce. That’s how you know it’s working!”

Hyperion-8 already possesses this technology.#DarkMatter
Prison Company Patents VR to Give Inmates Brief Taste of Freedom https://t.co/rgc7LJfA06 via @vice

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

What’s next? Transfer Transit?

I was picking up groceries this morning when this song came on and I was like: "Hey, I know this song." And then: "How can I possibly know this song if it isn't Kpop?" Except it was. Downtown Farm Boy has Star by #Loona on rotation.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Weird, no? What’s next? Dreamcather’s Red Sun?

Today’s Yes/No…

Chocolate Mackerel? Yes/No
We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara https://t.co/0iZO7hlIpB via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Truthfully, I prefer my mackerel raw rather than cooked. Same goes for tuna.

My lunch date.

Carbing up before cardio is bullshit advice. I ate three pieces of cornbread before hitting the treadmill and my performance was less than optimal.

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Published on September 09, 2021 17:58

September 8, 2021: Amazing Covers!

Conan the Barbarian #2 – cover art by Dan Panosian

Marvel Portfolio: Iinhyk Lee – cover art by In-Hyuk Lee

Batman #112 – cover art by Jorge Molina

DC Horror Presents: The Conjuring – The Lover #4 – cover art by Bill Sienkiewicz

Joker/Harley: Criminal Sanity – cover art by Francesco Mattina

Deep Beyond, vol. 1 – cover art by Andrea Broccardo

Grimm Universe Aug. 2021 – cover art by Keith Garvey

So, which were YOUR favorites?

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Published on September 08, 2021 13:45

September 7, 2021: Projects, Soups and Dogs, and Yes/No!

Yatta! Pilot outline completed. It clocks in at a robust 23 pages, but since it’s the pilot, I wanted to include some nuance and detail to the characters, their interactions, and the myriad storylines. It’s dynamic, character driven, and does a nice job of introducing the world and its colorful players.

With that done, I switch gears to review my proposal for that action-adventure series in advance of Thursday pitch-meeting-that-really-isn’t-a-pitch-meeting-but-more-of-a-walk-thru zoom chat. There’s a lot of humor in this one which always makes the telling so much easier.

My video contribution that verbal pitch I agonized over last weekend has apparently received the thumbs up from the rest of the team and they are now at work, assembling and editing. Looking forward to checking out the final product!

With illustrator Henry Fong’s brilliant work on Project F complete, I impatiently await that final round of notes that will allow me to polish and complete the package – pilot and series overview. And, of course, the sooner we complete the package, the sooner we can reach out to some of the Kpop talent on my short list. Like every facet of pre-production everyone, I’m sure, will have their opinion – but I’m laser-focused on collaborating with talent that: 1) Is stylistically suited to the series, 2) Has a deep enough discography and 3) Can move the needle both in South Korea and internationally. As I said, I have a few targets at the top of my list and it would be an absolute nightmare if I don’t land them.

Also awaiting word on our pitched reimagining of that classic SF series. There’s only one possible for home this project so this either flies or fails.

Still working on the pitch for that Dark Matter miniseries. Was distracted by a few other things but almost done. Hoping to send Jay’s way before month’s end.

Sadly, things have gone quiet on the TimEscape front. I am incredibly frustrated because the project, and the two scripts, are a lot of fun and, I have no doubt, would find a passionate fan base. Going to talk to my partners on this one about next steps. I’m thinking either go the comic book route so that, at the very least, I’ll be able to tell my story. OR, just publish the overview and scripts online for your perusal.

Top 10 soup-inspired dog names!
10. Pozole
9. Consomme
8. Borscht
7. Minestrone
6. Chowder
5. Dashi
4. Kimchi
3. Gazpacho
2. Miso
1. Gumbo pic.twitter.com/E4uHtrftjW

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 7, 2021

Someone suggested Matzo Ball. It should have made the list.

So what's worse for you – the chemicals that get absorbed into your skin when you apply sunscreen OR the sun's harmful rays?

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 7, 2021

I honestly curious.

Today’s Yes/No…

Mochi Ice Cream Ramen? Yes/No
Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again https://t.co/KzNewPvYdS via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 7, 2021

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Published on September 07, 2021 15:22

Top 10 Kpop Tracks of August, 2021!

Top 10 #KPOP Tracks of August, 2021
9. #Savoir #구원자 #LEEHI #이하이 featuring #BI
Lee Hi is an absolute powerhouse of the Korean music scene and the visual and thematic compositions of her music videos are equally notable. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/8td74KdmBw

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 6, 2021

Top 10 #KPOP Tracks of August, 2021
7. #Popping #여름쏙 #ONF #온앤오프
A nod to @HippyNinjaSimmy here. One of her very favorites delivers yet again. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/8kcWyaSFV2

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 6, 2021

Top 10 #KPOP Tracks of August, 2021
5. #LOSER_LOVER #TXT #투모로우바이투게더
TXT with the new look, new sound, and one of the best Kpop albums of 2021 with The Chaos Chapter: FREEZE.#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/L7kdp1TAaS

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 6, 2021

Top 10 #KPOP Tracks of August, 2021
3. #YouCantSitWithUs #SUNMI #선미
A great song and a phenomenally directed music video. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/L2pcJcIzHW

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 6, 2021

Top 10 #KPOP Tracks of August, 2021
1. #DumbDumb #SOMI #전소미
Having said that, if there's one thing that I've listened more than any of the afore-mentioned put together twice over, it's this one, firmly in the #1 spot. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/vJP6sG6fpf

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 6, 2021

Agree? Disagree? Which were YOUR favorites?

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Published on September 06, 2021 16:32

September 5, 2021: Suji Sunday!

Is she looking whiter to you? I feel like, a year from now, we’ll be nicknaming her Snow White.

In the morning, she wakes up early and barks and barks until we feed her breakfast. Then, she barks and barks until we take her out. Then, she barks and barks for her afternoon walk at 2:00 p.m. She barks and barks at 3:30 p.m. in anticipation of breakfast, then barks and barks again at 7:30 p.m. in expectation of her final walk of the day. Finally, she’ll start barking at 8:00 p.m. until we put her to bed with a treat. And I suspect there’s going to be a whole lot more barking when daylight savings time ends in November.

Daddy-daughter day.

Unimpressed with the flowers.

Clearly someone in need of a sleep mask.

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Published on September 05, 2021 12:32

September 4, 2021: Hurray for bourbon!

Spending half my afternoon trying to nail down this recorded pitch, and the second half of my afternoon drinking bourbon, trying to nail down this recorded pitch. I fucking hate pitching. It's the equivalent of judging a chef's culinary skills by the layout of their cookbook.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 4, 2021

I honestly hate it. I fucking hate it. I”ve often said that writers must master three skills in this industry: generating ideas, pitching, and, oh yeah, actual writing. The maddening thing is that the system is weighted towards those who can pitch over those who can actually deliver on the page. Positively mediocre writers can do very well if they are great salespeople. Conversely, the greatest of writers can languish in relative obscurity if they can’t pitch. When all is said and done, I’m perfectly fine at pitching provided I have proper prep, but my strength lies, without a doubt, in the actual writing!

Today’s Yes/No…

Kuromitsu Matcha Frappe? Yes/No
New luxury kuromitsu matcha frappe hits McDonald’s Japan’s McCafé for a limited time https://t.co/om594stb82 via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 4, 2021

Stargate stuff…

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Published on September 04, 2021 15:37

September 3, 2021: What lies ahead!

Hmmm. It would appear MGM has completely forgotten the existence of three Stargate series. Please help remind them…

https://t.co/2Uz9ZNvc65 pic.twitter.com/HSHXAvDhOb

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 3, 2021

What's your favorite #Stargate moment? https://t.co/jFJAzqUE5q pic.twitter.com/dUlTj11msY

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 3, 2021

Step through the #Stargate. If you've never watched any of the series – #StargateSG1 #StargateAtlantis #StargateUniverse now's the time! https://t.co/xcEOubDAiH pic.twitter.com/oeYPB1c4xS

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 3, 2021

Today’s Yes/No…

Tsukimi Burgers? Yes/No
McDonald’s Japan releases new Tsukimi “moon-viewing” burgers for 2021 https://t.co/n6USmewz0Z via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 3, 2021

Yesterday, we received the final art work for “Project F” from illustrator Henry Fong. The absolutely stunning pieces included character designs, a detailed design of The Citadel including its Embarkation Chamber, Second World near future Gangnam, and Third World far future New York. Regarding the character designs, I absolutely love his renditions of Reza, Berniece, and Captain Dran, but the adjusted designs on Roosen and Mouse hold a special place in my heart. I am dying to show them off but, for the time being at least, have to sit on them while we finalize the pitch deck. I’m going to re-read the overview and pilot and consider some changes ahead of the notes for the final polish. A business strategy meeting will follow next week after which we should have a chat about attaching talent to the project. I have wish-list but really have my heart set on a few k-pop groups, and one in particular.

Closed the deal on that new pilot earlier this week and am about halfway through the fairly detailed outline. This script is going to be a blast to write.

Sundry other projects in various stages including the pitch for that Dark Matter miniseries. Just two more character write-ups and the narrative summary to go!

My Korean studies continue apace. I can now order beer, tell you if something is delicious or not, and ask you to meet me at the department store. My Japanese refresher is also coming along nicely and I hope to complete all three levels ahead of my next trip to Japan. Could Tokyo 2022 be in the cards?

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Published on September 03, 2021 17:13

September 2, 2021: Read between the tweet lines!

So, came across the following video the other day. Dr. John Campbell has been offering terrific science-based updates on the pandemic since its beginnings – and this latest is pretty significant.

If he is right, and the experts are resigned to Covid becoming endemic, then what does that mean for vaccine passports or mask mandates for that matter? Honest question. I’m double vaccinated and wear a mask indoors in public settings, but if they’re giving up on attempting to control the virus, how will this shape public policy?

Today’s Yes/No…

Tear Gas Ramen? Yes/No
Japan’s “edible tear gas ramen” lives up to its name【Taste test】 https://t.co/0VPHby2mp8 via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 2, 2021

Disappointingly, actual tear gas is NOT an ingredient.

Well, this is exciting…

Stargate Fans! Tune in next Saturday, the 11th of September on @TheCompanionApp for an update on the #Stargate A.I. script + Q&A with myself and Google's Lead A.I. Advocate, the far far smarter than me @lmoroney

To attend, sign up for a free trial here: https://t.co/ZDT3dUhZwa

— Brad Wright (@bradtravelers) September 2, 2021

If this A.I. works out, I may hire it for my next writers’ room.

Also in Stargate-related news…maybe…

I have no idea. I'm not in contact with MGM.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 2, 2021

Let them know fandom is looking for a new in-canon #Stargate series by @bradtravelers.
If you don't tell them, you may end up getting something completely different like an unrelated movie sequel or a cartoon series.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) September 2, 2021

And in Stargate-adjacent but no less important news…